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still not quite light out so I'm using this OP image edition
about to get ready for work mate, but i'll help you out with a post.
whats everybody got planned for this evening? i reckon csgo or magicka after sausages n baby potatoes (all i got in fridge)
I can't wait to finish work today so I can endure another boring weekend doing fuck all
>>24559819
yeah, my weekends used to be so bad that by the end of friday i was getting a big freeze of depression settling on me before i got home. everyone's all excited to leave work and i'm dreading it even though i hate it. enjoying my me time on the weekends more now tho.
>>24559782
I'll probably be asleep this evening, I'm running on 3 hours sleep and in 2 hours I need to move house. Stuff isn't packed yet and I'm being lazy.
>tfw black friday
Thanks America, today will be really busy everywhere for no reason.
>>24559848
If you only slept for 3 hours then you should be walking, running will only tire you further.
>tfw getting old and these dad jokes seem like the best thing ever to me
>tfw day off work
>amazon black Friday deals are shit (here's 10% off a kitten wrestling pit with built in dildo)
Might walk into town lads, do any real shops do any significant discounts?
ROLL UP! ROLL UP!
Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, roll up for a glorious cavalcade of the strange, the hilarious, and the morbidly obese! Change your channels to ITV and observe the wonderful English Freaks!
>>24560802
>I refuse to take my husband back - he lied about having cancer
How much do JK guests get paid?
>>24560903
I don't think they do. They get 'help' and DNA tests/lie detectors or whatever.
>>24560903
>>24560941
>Revolting as all this may be, there is nonetheless a strange morality at work: the Queensberry rules of the daytime chat show. Producers of the Jeremy Kyle Show would never put a guest on air whose story was not in some way true. They would never fake DNA results or lie detector tests. Guests never get paid: they just receive expenses, cigarettes and beer.
>>24560980
I want to make up a story and go on, then really ham it up.
>Forsooth! It has come to my knowledge that six score and ten nights ago, my female companion did with malice of forethought, lie betwixt two separate men at the same time!!!
Then I would faint and drop the skull I have in my hand.
Mummy and Daddy told me to look for a new laptop online with a budget of up to 500 quid, any recommendations?
Can any robots here on bennies tell me what it's like? I've just been told today that there is no more work available on my shitty 0 hour contract and need to know what fresh hell awaits me.
>>24561083
Enjoy mental abuse from your handler. If you have any sorts of savings I'd skip bennies, it's horrible
>>24561083
Boredom, deppression and lethargy. Also alcoholism.
the only alternative is using that free time to do hobbies, go to museums or libraries, chance to learn a language or play an instrument, or once a week just veg and play vidya and watch movies.
basically you have to have a ot of drive and willpower to avoid either drowing in self loathing or devolving into a glorified 12 year old who posts frogs on /r9k/ laughing at people who have jobs.
>this kid on jeremy kyle
Which one of you is he?
>>24561059
ask /g/ you fool
>>24561143
Kek was just thinking that. 'HE PEED I MY GARDEN MY DOG MIGHT DIE "
Why don't you get off your backside, stop watching Japanese cartoons, and GET A JOB?!
>>24561337
Putting /britfeel/ on JK would be amazing
>>24561354
Just Poleaboo and his dad would be great, especially if he found out about the poo recording.
Found this on my morning walk in the farmers fields today, it has not been fired.
I think it is a sign, I was thinking today is the day I finally end my miserable existence.
And then I find this, how can I rig it up with something as an effective suicide implement?
I'm really worried about my teeth lads. I didn't look after them well as a teenager and now my gums are receded as fuck. Because the teeth aren't straight the root of one of my bottom teeth is on the verge of coming through the gum. I look after my teeth now but it's too late.
I don't want to lose my teeth before I'm 30.
>>24561128
I have enough for about 2 months total I'd reckon. It's hard to save on these god awful irregular hours. I guess I'll avoid it as long as possible and try to get a pleb job in the meantime.
>>24561424
You can get an adult brace. Or alternatively, get the offending tooth took out and a false one in. On the NHS it wont cost you more than 200
Morning robots~
How are you all today?
>tfw no motivation to do anything
>tfw feel horrible
Just one of those days I guess.
Hope you all have a better day than me~
>>24561738
Feel like shit, might try and cheer myself by fucking a hooker. Pic related.
>>24561850
If it makes you feel better go for it anon~
watching a film called the iceman, pretty good watch so far
>>24561375
Find a pipe that fits it, find a pipe big enough to snuggly fit that pipe inside it, now get a cap for the end of that bigger pipe, put a pin dead centre. Now when you slam the first pipe holding the shell back, it'll fire
Village is having a vegetable market a day early because of Black Friday. This ultimately changes nothing other than getting it a day early
What did you all think of peep show this week? Made me laugh.
Also was funny as last week I was wondering who they would put mark with at the end. It would have been sad to see him alone. Doby was not happening and it was too late introduce someone new as there's only a few eps left. After thinking the only girl I could come up with was the shoe shop woman. And then BOOM she shows up again this week. I felt pretty smug for having got it right.
>look in shops
>everything is the exact same price as yesterday, or shitty stuff is 10% off
>look on amazon
>China brand shit with slight discount, everything else is nothing
Black Friday is pathetic
>>24562175
It's a marketing gimmick.
>>24562138
>even villages are adopting black friday
give it a few years and they'll find a way to make us celebrate thanksgiving too
Want to order from just eat but want something at least a little healthy. Any recommendations of what to look for lads?
>>24562179
A marketing gimmick that works.
Gotta walk almost a mile to the job center in the pishing rain. I just want to stay indoors being comfy.
Fucking hell lads people coming over to the flat tonight so need to get rid of all the empty booze bottles/crates but this means walking them down to the recycling and people will see my shame... But it will be worse if people come around and see them.
>>24562412
stuff em in the wardrobe or under the bed lad
>>24561044
Can I come on with you? Sounds like fun.
>Falsehood! Thou has't no proof of any fornications, and I putteth unto thee that homosexual amorous copulatives art thy most sought after occupation!
>>24562448
Nah mate, that's the worst thing to do from my experience. When some random bellend decides they need to open the cupboard or look under the bed for some unknown reason you are rumbled worse than if you just left them out in the open. Plus when I used to do this even if it worked in the short term I would forget about them and leave them there for like a year until someone did eventually stumble upon them. Very embarrassing.
I have done the first load it was okay one old man looked at me but that was it, luckily didn't meet anyone in the elevator or building. Going to go round round 2 now wish me luck.
>>24562622
Alright lads I got one load left, gone really well so far didn't see anybody at all on that second run.
Going to have a break before I do the final run, my heart is beating too fast. I'm thinking if I leave it awhile and change clothes if anyone did see me they will think I am a different person next time so that is fine.
The other problem is I need to do it before 3 when schools start letting out and people start getting home from work.
Think we're gunna make it though lads.
>>24562701
Good lad~
Almost over now. I'm rooting for you~
>>24562734
no need to trip here friendo
>>24562768
he likes the attention cause he's a bellend
>>24562768
people told him to trip so they could filter him
>>24562197
I found 2 places that do sandwiches and crepes but I'm going to have to order 10 sqiuds worth of sandwiches/creeps due to minimum order.
I'm going to have to order like 5 crepes with no guarantee I'll like them. Holy fuck, that's so stupid.
>>24562847
You know when you are looking through restaurants on the genres menu on the side there should be an option for 'Healthy' if you are looking for health food.
>>24562916
Healthy is for fagotts, and girls.
>>24562916
Doesn't see that option senpai. And that crepe place only does deliverys on weekends.
Looks like it's a pizza then, or maybe just eat biscuits for the day. Probably that.
>>24563042
Sushi is healthy
lads, marmite and butter on toast is absolutely delicious
I just want to buy your shit, why wont you reply to my emails!
>>24563065
does not open until 6
>tfw already spent 2 hours mindless browsing just eat and still nowhere near ordering but hungry as fuck
>>24563131
>marmite
nah m8
>>24563287
>tfw Pizza take away in my city won Nation's Best Take Away at Just- Eat Awards but I'd never heard of it because it is on the opposite side of the city and they won't deliver as far as my area
Lazy bastards desu
>18 degrees today here in Lisbon
I'm starting to think winter just doesn't exist here
>>24563492
10 degrees here apparently, but it feels cold as balls
I thought i wasnt a robot anymore. I had a GF but she left me because I was inconsiderate and unmotivated. I can't get over her.
>>24563549
serves you right normie scumbag
>tfw got my haircut and my shit didn't get fucked up for once
improved my day desu
>>24563492
I'm in Liverpool and its exceptionally warm. Didn't even need my coat going out for lunch today.
What's the point of going to the gym to get hench when I can just wear tight fitting clothes on my skinny fat body that make me look toned anyway?
>>24563694
So that when you take your shirt off you don't look like a disgusting piece of shit
>>24563705
Why would I take my shirt off though?
Just made myself some bacon and eggs. Fuck my arteries desu
If you like Holly, you are a pleb.
>70 posts since 8am
This is /trv/-tier slowness
>>24563952
Prefer it to shitposting desu
It's cozier.
Anyone listening to any music?
I am listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAT_vvDXr_Q
Love this song
>>24563952
>70 posts since 8am
>tfw I am responsible for 30 of these
anyone else play different characters and make up stories for britfeel?
Just went to check out the black friday sales~
Pretty bad tbqh. I'm fairly certain shops just use it as an excuse to get rid of stock that nobody will buy by selling it to normies who think they're getting a bargain.
Now I'm in my room getting comfy to the sound of the rain~
>tfw good mood
How's your afternoon going lads?
>>24564038
I exclusively talk to myself. The thought of other people posting here makes me uneasy desu.
Selling my nostalrius gold lads just made my first 10 quid feels good
>>24564038
I've got about 10 of the posts and yes when things are slow I use different parts of my personality to post things in hopes of livening things up a bit.
>>24564038
>>24564173
You do realise that's why the threads get autosaged, same ips posting and replying to themselves
/britfeel/ is considered a troll thread by janitors
Looks like European games now have English and Arabic text. Can't believe we let it get to this lads.
>>24564327
What country is that picture from though?
>>24564327
pakis gotta have fun too lad.
Accidentally sent a picture of my cock to one of my mates, fucking horrified.
>>24564399
>inb4 he sends you a picture of his cock in return
>>24564380
Kuwait.
>>24564399
Couldn't you say you left your phone in the library or something and say it was sent to some other contacts as well?
>>24564399
>with my mates on a night out
>we all agree to upload our dicks onto facebook when we get home
>im the only one to do it
>>24564380
Clearly Sweden.
anybody else going to get their presents from charity shops?
i do it every year tbqh
>>24564429
Too late, said I got mixed up with contacts (which is true) He just replied with a wink face. I don't know what that means.
>Forget is was negro friday
>Always buy my booze on friday
>Have to squirm through zombies or overpay at the paki shop
What do?
>>24564471
I assume that means he finds it funny. So good for you.
>>24564429
Fuck off you melt, as well as being the most boring depressing poster in this general you also give shit advice
Please stop breathing
>>24564471
Sounds like he's joking about it~
I don't think they will care too much by the sounds of it, you might get a few jokes from him here and there but I wouldn't worry about it too much.
>>24564481
Overpay by how much at Mr Patel's?
>>24561337
[ROARING APPLAUSE]
>>24564482
>>24564493
Yeah he just called me a faggot and told me to forget about it
>>24564503
No clue, never bought a crate from Allahdin. Probably be 16 quid or something.
>>24564327
It's because terrorists are too backwards to know what video games are so when all they see is 'Includes weaponised technical packs' in Arbaic they're going to think it is some kind of object they can use to kill Westerners and buy it.
Clever way to drive up sales desu.
>>24564503
>>24564534
Dunno about your paki shops but mine always does me special deals, 24 cans of kronenbourg for 18 quid or something
Only downside is I feel obligated to stay and talk to him for a while
>>24564466
I buy some presents from charity shops as there are so many good charity shops around me and quite a lot of rich people around here so can find really good shit there.
I bought a copy of The Northern Lights signed by Phillip Pullman for 1 pound for one of them last year. Who the fuck gives that away, then what idiot in the shop doesn't look inside the cover and see it is a signed copy.
Unfortunately it has a name on it as well, he signed it then wrote for 'Jenny' or some shit I can't remember the name I don't have it with me atm but I guess that kind of kills the value a bit.
>pick up my meds from not usual pharmacist
>get a fucking quiz about it
If they wanted to be a doctor, why the fuck did they not just go to medical school? Are they just bitter because Doctors call them glorified shop assistants?
>>24564616
I don't get what they even do, why do you need a degree to be a person who puts pills in bottles/collect the money for them? And why do they give benzo and painkiller scripts such a hard time, like the doctor prescribed it so what's the problem?
>>24564660
Fucking exactly, if they want me to discuss my health with them, they can show me their medical degree and I will call them Doctor. I genuinely need the stuff I get, if I didn't have it I would be some sort of bum on bennies. Next time I might just pluck up my courage and be rude back, and tell them that I will discuss my health and prescriptions with them when they show me their medical degree.
>>24564660
they seriously know as much as someone who has read a lot of stuff about medication on wikipedia
>>24564708
Not worth it, they do this stuff because they want everyone else miserable. Give them a reason and they'll refuse to serve you and make you have to take a delay in your life.
>>24564739
I guess you're right anon, that's exactly what they want so that they don't feel like a waste of space.
It's black friday, who /paintthedevilonthewall/ here?
>Just had a wank to the sounds of a paki fucking my little sister through the wall
Should I just end it all lads?
>>24565004
Do they say 'oh allah'?
>>24565010
He calls her a 'stupid white bitch' during it, thought it was only niggers into raceplay to be honest.
>>24565004
Wrongun
>>24565023
You can't allow that, you need to represent us white people. We are better than them and this is our country. Please get revenge.
>tfw your first up on the chase and Mark walks across the bridge
>>24565040
He's not the regular skinnyfat paki on the street though. He's taller than my dad (who's 6'2) and he's /fit/ as fug.
well lads?
http://strawpoll.me/6114094
>>24565089
Kick him in his 4.5inch paki dick
>>24565089
>fighting fair
Oh come on, don't be a brave idiot. Use a weapon, fight dirty. Tell him allah is a faggot who sucks your cock every night and when he gives trace make him fall into a pit of sharpened bamboo.
>>24565126
Edgy
Careful now, kid
Poleaboo woke up after 5pm today
Manc anon, pls gib job
>>24565165
>the paki who says edgy
I typed it just to get you to come out. Hi! You worship satan :)
>>24565184
Your family must be disgusted with you.
This was just on Sky News lads... kek
>Spend an hour combing through my debit card history
>Spent over 4,000 GBP on junk food and tobacco this year alone
What the fuck, lads. I'm hooked. I can't quit either. Kill me.Worst part is that I don't even have a fucking job.
I think coming here has made me actually racist.
Oh well.
>>24565435
Ignore the /pol/tards
>>24565301
what was the story?
>>24565325
I'm think thats where most of us are right now desu. Just bought some kfc myself.
In other news I think I want to get a bird, anyone know anything about that?
>>24565184
Again? Fucking hell lad
what you lads doing tonight?
Guess what i'm doing...again?
I'm going to sit here and get drunk. listen to music, maybe watch a film.
maybe watch some bbc4.
Wish I'd asked for the qt's number in the job centre today, I wish I wasn't so beta.
>>24559704
how much is a gram of weed these days?
>>24565485
About Britain First protesting and "attacking" Pakis in Rotheram. Don't really know why they showed the picture.
>>24564214
As long as the janny's realised I consider them cunts that's an ok situation with me.
>>24565580
She would never give it to dole scum, lay of the disney flicks ffs
>>24565603
Between 7-10 quid depends where you are and who you know.
>old man wont put both stove and central heating on together so downstairs is too hot and my room is too cold.
>>24565669
Kek it wasn't an old job centre hag it was some girl in to sign. She kept smiling at me and making eye contact.
>>24565670
ok good to know cheers
>>24565682
My two computers keep my room warm enough. I have a big 18" fan blowing on me constantly to keep me comfortable.
>>24565325
Convert that tobacco money into weed and you'd be 37% happier.
>>24565682
I grew up without heating, so I dress for comfy, but now in this house, parents use the heating, but they don't tell me, so I only notice when im getting a headache from dehydrations.
>>24565682
My room's too fucking hot, I've had the window wide open for a month now and everything.
>>24565769
>without heating
Not due to poverty, surely ?
How long have you guys been on JSA? Going on a month now.
>>24565821
well I lived in the attic, never went downstairs
mum and sister were down stair with fire on but not in my room, with single pane glass it was damn cold. could see breath in front of face.
Off to work on my day off lads
Kill me tbqh
>>24565847
About 3 years
>>24565847
I'm not. I was on it for 7 months once, I managed to get off just before I was about to get shoved onto workfare.
>>24565847
Almost a year. Kill me tbqh.
>>24565847
>Not switching to ESA
Greentext me your absolute worst jobcentre story, /britfeel/
asda smart price scotch eggs are great, 12 for 80p.
>>24565847
i was on it for around a year and a half in 2013 and 2014
>>24565184
no one here will give you a job you fucking creepy pedo
>>24566002
So in addition to being a nonce, he's also a shit teacher?
>>24566053
pour some smart price spaghetti in bean sauce over it and u got a neet meal
British man attacked in take away for disrespecting the prophet
https://youtu.be/DjJNRgypGRs
>>24566053
sounds like a bargain lad
>>24566079
>16
>age of consent
>nonce
You wish you could get some prime teen pussy
>>24565989
how much do you get and whats your situation?
>>24566113
You include nonce to mean teachers too since it's all abuse of position/power to get sex.
Also I did when I was 16 and again when I was 21, but I'm not a teacher.
>>24566100
If they don't like it they should move to a country that doesn't have free speech, fucking pakis.
>>24566106
always see people complaining all they can afford is rice.
we should put together a neet shopping guide.
>>24566126
125 a week IIRC, anxiety and depression.
>>24566168
word. i think a lot of people's problem is food snobbery. they see the cheapest variant or the value store own brand and turn their nose up at it. i'll eat anything
>>24566192
goddamn i only get 70 with jsa and I have anxiety and depression. how hard is it to get it? do you need a gp note?
>>24566053
>tfw literally just got back from Asda
wish I'd know sooner~
>>24566145
England doesn't have full free speech you retard. Making fun of others region in public isn't allowed. 'However, there is a broad sweep of exceptions including threatening, abusive or insulting words or behavior intending or likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress or cause a breach of the peace (which has been used to prohibit racist speech targeted at individuals),'
Maybe you should move to another country where full free speech is practiced then.
>>24566236
It's not as bad as GBH though, is it?
Paki out.
>>24565056
The only useful one. The nig nog and whale are useless. Paki guy isn't great either.
>>24566236
SPOT THE PAKl
>>24566232
if u get some, wrap em in foil once opened so they stay fresh. otherwise they go a bit dry.
>>24566257
Yeah well, the guy screaming was still in the wrong, even according to the law. The paki was wrong too for assaulting him.
Neither party here was lawful so stop acting like poor white man dindu do nuffin.
What's everyone having for dinner tonight?
>>24566192
>>24566222
Seconding the disclosure of this information
>>24566135
>Also I did when I was 16 and again when I was 21
Normie please go.
>>24566324
Paella senpai wbu
>>24566222
>how hard is it to get it?
I'm not too sure, I was recommended by my advisor after having a breakdown at something the jobcentre sent me to. I just did my thing then looked it up afterwords to understand what was going on when changed to ESA.
Ask your adv next time and you'll probably be sent a massive form to fill out then given an irl interview in like 2 months time. If you're accepted into the support group you get all the money you would have earned when you first applied paid back to you.
The only stats I could find were only 7% get into the support group and the others rejected/given the work group. That sounds like BS though.
Finished work for the next week. Going up north to see my qt trap gf on Tuesday, staying over for a week. Only thing i've genuinely looked forward to in nearly 4 years that wasnt a new video game.
>>24566346
Also got this for posting the "You have been muted for two seconds" maymay.
fug we gon git permabanned family
>>24566429
Did you meet him on britfeel?
Why the fuck does the sun never appear in Glasgow. Honestly how the fuck do they do without it. I haven't seen the sun in so long.
And why the fuck can't they drive.
how do i move out me mam and dad's if i am a neet?
>>24566483
Get a job or a council house
>>24566450
Nah, actually met through Steam while playing vidya. Known her for 3 and a bit years. Met a few times in person, but never stayed over
>>24566487
dont you have to be a single mum to get a council house?
>>24566499
>her
there he goes again
Should I buy a ps4 or xbone in the black friday sales? I'm bored all day so maybe itl give me something to do
>>24566499
>her
anon pls. Cock = man, vagina = woman. No exceptions, no additions.
>>24566570
ps4 lad, you can get that jap vidya if you're into that shit
>>24566499
>her
Why are neets so delusional?
>>24566567
>>24566575
It's a difficult habit to break, sorry m8s
I need help finding where to buy this jacket?
(It's not for me don't worry)
>>24566615
Im wageslaving 9-6, monday to friday.
>>24566645
>Wagekek
Even worse. Stay delusional normie wagekek boi ;)
>>24566645
what as?
>>24566402
not sure yet thats why ive asked
>>24566643
slavs r us
>>24566643
Chavs r us.
>>24566643
Its a sergio tacchini jacket
>>24566659
I will, thanks
>>24566681
Dead end IT Support. My role is basic shit like virus removals/repairs.
I'm supposed to talk to end users, but i delegate all the talking and initial troubleshooting to some 17 year old apprentice guy because i'm shit at communicating
>>24566765
>I will, thanks
Just pulling your leg senpai.
Dead End IT sounds like a cushy job really for an average job anyway. I wish I could get a job like that, how did you get it?
>>24566222
I got put on it about a year ago. Have OCD, depression and maybe autism (getting checked for that soon, meant to have already been checked). Filled out the form and got put into the support group. See my social worker once every 3 weeks and psychiatrist ever 6 weeks or so.
Getting "discharged" from the CMHT soon though so I don't know if I'll stay in the support group. Hope I do. When I first started I got GBP20 a week or something because of my savings but now get about GBP500 a month because my savings have "gone".
>>24566643
The female bartender on that show was a qtpi, what's her name?
>>24566797
It has its perks. 2nd most senior guy there now, so i have a big say in delegating work. I usually hog all the easy moneymaking jobs, and barely talk to people. Though im on min wage with 20 percent commission. Average 1k a month, could do worse
Since I woke up at 4pm yesterday, I'm feeling pretty rough /britfeel/
Plus now my sock hanger thing fell on my head while I was hanging shit on it.
It could be worse I'm sure but fuck, that got me madder than I thought it would
>>24566923
Cool, but you didn't say how you got the job.
Did you have any IT experience before hand or did you just know some basic computer stuff?
>>24566907
rebecca atkinson
>>24566950
Apprenticeship thing about 5 years ago. I was kept by the current owner because i learnt a lot on the job. Knew nothing about computers before
Post your waifus lads, it's imperative that you post them
>>24566983
Well fuck, I am screwed.
*Sigh*
>>24566992
best as gore turns me on
>>24566953
That's her, would love to see her blacked.
>>24566992
I'm always ready for this sort of emergency.
I have worked every single day for the past 6 weeks.
And i am working tomorrow.
Not sure if this is good for my sanity anymore.
>>24566057
>pedo
We all are to some extent
Loli is legal in most places including Scotland
Why don't weeb sites do black friday? Shaking my head
>>24565521
That sounds comfy as fuck mate wish I could join you in solitude but I have to interact with people tonight. Trying not to get too drunk too early because these lot don't drink, had two pints already though. I just want to sit in my room playing gutiar, getting shitfaced and playing vidya. Instead gotta hang out with the norms. Wish me luck.
>>24567004
Apprenticeships are great if you can land one with a decent company. I left secondary school with a few GCSEs, and quit college 4 months in to the course. Was gonna on jsa and be fulltime NEET, but gave apprenticeships a go.
>>24567080
When do they have sales?
>>24566992
Here's my waifu!
>>24567075
>Loli is legal in most places including Scotland
Source right now you dirty liar.
>>24567092
Aren't apprenticeships usually impossible to get in today's society though? Like a shit ton of people going after them?
>>24567080
Why the fuck to british sites do black friday? It's a yank 'festival', the proprietors of capitalism.
>>24565670
Back in school when I was up on the weed game I used to buy at 10gbp per 1.5g then sell it to idiot stoner wannabes in my year at 10gbp for 0.7.
>you will never be more financially successful than you were selling booze, weed, cigarettes and sweets at school
>>24567140
The globalists want to spread it everywhere so they can make more $$$
Had my testicle exam today lads, happy to report it's not cancer, just a cyst.
The guy even gave me a free tugjob while I was there in order to check fluid flow on the ultrasound.
anyone know any sweet black friday deals online
>>24566002
>maths teacher
>doesn't know that 35 doesn't go into 16
baka senpai
>>24567128
They can be, but the rewards are way better. Also depends what field you're applying to. You'll make it senpai
>>24565847
Was on it nearly two years after getting kicked off ESA, then signed off to live on savings for a while, then another nine months. I have a job now
>>24567140
It started in Asda since it's owned by Wallmart.
>>24567186
Well I am at uni doing an illustration degree.
Future doesn't look bright.
>>24567173
Who's that famalam
>>24567173
hotukdeals
keep on eye on 'new' for anything that interests you
>>24567173
i would very much like to make love to this girl
>>24567213
some tumblr wench called tina
>>24567213
some girl who i found from tumblr dont anything about her senpai
Workmates didn't want to go for a drink
Drinking buddy isn't replying to text messages
Guess it's just you me and the booze tonight britfeel
POST YOUR MOTIVATION THEME TUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9fdQ7MK32Y
>>24567075
whatever you paki pedo enjoy your shit life
>>24566992
Sorry I'm late, I was moving house.
>>24567173
Holy fug she's so hot gunna follow her on instagram and contact her see if she sell me her underwear or something desu
>>24567140
We are a yank state though.
>>24567117
The law doesn't set out what is legal you mongoloid, just what is illegal.
>>24567213
some fucking ugly gook
don't be so thirsty nigga
Anyone here had decent results with Tinder? Considering getting it but I'm not very attractive so I'm considering swiping left on any girl over 8/10 since I've heard you get limited right swipes or something.
>>Tfw this will probably not end up with a decent relationship, or a relationship at all for that matter
>>24567348
>>24567289
Yea how thirsty are you lads?? she is like 6/10 at best
>>24567324
Loli is illegal in the UK. Scotland may not like to admit it but they are part of the UK ;)
>>24567369
Not unless you are a male model.
>>24567375
She's a qt azn which makes her an automatic 8
Well robots, tonight I have a date with destiny and I'm going to a session at my freinds, fingers crossed they see me as a normie, wish me luck lads
>>24567117
Saw a map on /int/
Scotland and other places just have no legislation
>>24567396
It's legal in the UK.
>>24567266
Why do you say things like this?
Are you trying to drive him to do something stupid?
>>24567396
Scotland has it's own legal system
Only some things are trumped by UK/EU legislation
>>24567519
Not in England
People have been persecuted
Worried?
>>24567544
>persecuted
You mean prosecuted right?
>>24567563
Both t b h
Poleaboo could set precedent by being the first person in Scotland to be taken to court over loli
>>24567264
Any rocky montage music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP3MFBzMH2o
>>24567524
>Are you trying to drive him to do something stupid?
If he can't handle what some anon people on the internet say about him, then that internet ban is justified.
>>24567519
Lol no. It's illegal in England.
>tfw nodding on oxy
definition of comfy lads
>>24567519
Loli is illegal in england mate.
>>24567662
Codeine is a great pain killer for getting /comfy/
Poleaboo is debating whether to get a takeaway or let his mum put something in the oven
>>24567626
This shithole is what keeps him going
He needs to know that people know that he is being unjustly victimised, that his enemies haven't won by silently sweeping him under the rug
All he needs to keep it together is make noise and have people listen . if they don't listen to his shitposts then he'd have to get louder
>>24567675
>>24567650
Wonder if they can prove if something was downloaded in England or Scotland
>>24567603
>Poleaboo
Who is that?
>>24567524
>Are you trying to drive him to do something stupid?
that will just justify what everyone already says about you. what a way to prove them wrong ya numpty!
>>24567763
Ribena
>>24567756
You probably have to have GBs of the shit stored on hard drives tb h
And someone who would do that is a few balls short of a pool table already.
>>24567756
>He needs to know that people know that he is being unjustly victimised,
Nobody here thinks that kek. We all know you had it coming. Go see a psychologist and get help.
>>24567675
>>24567650
>>24567544
Incorrect.
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2009/25/section/62
A loli is not a child, thus is not illegal.
>>24567756
>He needs to know that people know that he is being unjustly victimised
There's the poleaboo we all know. Always blaming others. Mate, YOU are to blame for everything that has happened. Fix your fucking life and stop being in denial.
>tfw Norwegian and can't post in these threads
I envy you brits ;_;
>I thought I was buying cinnamon cake
>It's coffee
>>24567894
How did you make this mistake senpai? Are you blind or something?
>>24567844
Pretty sure it is. I can't be bothered to search but its under an act designated in the UK.
You'll probably only get caught though if you download it though like a retard.
>>24567844
I wonder how he courts would see it you fucking idiot.
Then an angel would come
With burning eyes like stars
And bury us deep
In his velvet arms
>>24567916
they reshuffled everything and I just picked it by colour
I'm always doing that, I hate shops
>>24567844
This is not up for debate
People have been tried for it
It's not a law passed by Parliament, it's the interpretation of the courts and it has set a precedent
>>24567846
Poleaboo knows he did something bad, he's just sour because the punishment is excessive in relation to the crime
>>24567988
>Poleaboo knows he did something bad
SOME FUCKING PROGRESS, I'LL TAKE IT
>>24567918
>I was proved wrong but I won't admit it
Ok kid, ok.
>>24567988
Those who have loli are more likely to posses indecent images of children, yes. Nobody has been convicted purely for possessing lolicon.
>>24568012
>Ok kid, ok.
Not really, I am just paranoid and don't like searching anything relating to loli and what not for fear of being put on a watch list.
>>24568012
Yes they fucking have
Why is it so hard for you to use Google?
>>24567756
Put Poleaboo in the oven.
>>24567948
Enjoy your coffee lad.
>>24567756
>He needs to know that people know that he is /.being unjustly victimised, that his enemies haven't won by silently sweeping him under the rug
Top kek, you're so deluded
>65 Meaning of "image" and "child"
>(1)The following apply for the purposes of sections 62 to 64.
>(2)"Image" includes
>(a)a moving or still image (produced by any means), or
>(b)data (stored by any means) which is capable of conversion into an image within paragraph (a).
65(a) includes drawn images m8
>>24567894
Coffee cake? Or just coffee?
>>24568034
My source: The law.
Your source: G-goole it.
I think we're done here kidderminster.
>>24567894
Coffee cake you mean? Or you bought actual coffee thinking you were buying a cake?
Here, look Poleaboo admitted fault back in May
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/2015/05/20/sorry/
Polish girl still got him fired though
>>24568056
>>24568065
Coffee. I got a bag of coffee. Fuck me.
>>24568051
>>(b)data (stored by any means) which is capable of conversion into an image
literally any disk space large enough could be "converted" to show an indecent image of a child, this is far too general
>>24568064
You don't even understand how the law works, you're a fucking child
>>24568090
Oh jesus... how.
>>24568105
There's no reason to get upset because you were trumped. Maybe if you admit you were wrong and leave the thread now you won't have to face any more embarrassment.
>>24567880
Shh, don't be sad, join in just don't be a sperg. I am drinking Norwegian Akuavit right now.
>>24566992
Latest merch order should be arriving any day now
>>24568079
>saying sorry will absolve you of all wrong doings
Doesn't work like that lad.
>>24568104
(b) clarifies that date stored on a coputer/disk counts as an image even when it's not being displayed as one.
eg. naked_anime_toddler.jpg is still classed as an image even if you don't have it open in a program able to display jpg files
Just ate a lamb doner wrap and a chicken shish wrap.
Now my stomach hurts.
>>24568125
Then why are you here whining about getting fucked by the law?
The point is already proven, you're just in serious denial.
>could hook poleaboo with a okay job in manchester
>mfw I won't because I know it makes him sperg out more
>>24568143
yeah but what I'm saying is that a hard disk is just a series of 1s and 0s, it's perfectly possible to convert it through sheer random manipulation to produce an indecent image
under this law, simply owning a device capable of storage is a breach
>>24568125
Are you just pretending to be retarded?
It's been explained well enough
>>24568178
the law can use common sense desu
>>24568177
Good on you m8, he'd only film the women working there taking a shit. Can't take the risk.
>>24568079
Fuck~
I accidentally misclicked print instead of open in a new tab. Then I accidentally printed it.
>tfw poleaboo's blog is being printed in your chad flatmates room
What's the best way to end it all lads?
>>24568178
Which is why we have human judges instead of The Justicetron 5000
>>24568177
Why are you so cruel?
Be nice to people on your way up, they won't forget you on your way down
>>24568202
>What's the best way to end it all lads?
Chug a load of laxitives until you turn inside out on the toilet
>>24568217
>expecting me to be nice to a stalker who will probably end up raping or killing someone
Can Poleaboo's sherpa ask him how he spied on girls? Got a pretty hot flatmate.
>>24568217
>Being nice to a pedophile, stalker and future serial killer
Hang yourself loser.
>>24568246
be nice and they probably won't
>>24568202
Actually, you could use that as a way to bond with him. I'm positive he will get a kick out of the blog if you show him the link.
So my father who told my all my life I was lazy and depression doesn't exist and that I shouldn't take my prescribed medication and should just be myself or whatever. Who tried his best in my young years to make me a beta then was disappointed when I was a beta and I hated myself. Who once actually told me to 'just be myself', has gotten himself signed off work with stress and anxiety and suddenly its not all made up illnesses.
>>24568261
Just like he was nice to his workers in the assessment park by slagging them off in his blog?
>>24567011
>>24567061
>>24567112
>>24567270
>>24568136
>2D waifu
truly pleb. this is an original comment
>>24568284
I have no idea who we're talking about
don't tell me either, I don't care
>>24568217
No joke Poleaboo but I could legit set you up with some work in London if you're interested.
30 hours a week, evening to late shifts mostly, no need to deal with customers face to face, decent pay (about 400 a week).
>>24568325
>400 a week in london
>decent pay
>>24568335
Poleaboo is a paki and a sex offender, beggars can't be choosers
>>24568325
I'm not even a sex offender and thats more than I make
>>24568313
then don't fucking talk about things you have no idea about
>>24568335
you can steal scraps of food and share a room with 5 people
>>24568335
>implying you need to live in central london to work there
Is poleaboo's blog worth reading?
>>24568362
I guess if pakiboo lived with a house shared with other paki he could make it on 400 a week.
kek, make it happen. He's going to be pissing in thier milk in 2 weeks.
>>24568305
I don't shit on people with 3D waifus, I'd like it if you didn't shit on my waifu.
>>24568376
Yes, but you also need to have been here for bits and pieces, like the thread where he admitted he knew before he took the McDonalds job that his victim worked at the asda where the McD's was based and only took the job to stalk her more.
>>24568391
HE DID IT
HE POSTED THE LISA SIMPSON LIZARD WOMAN AGAIN
>>24568402
Or when he talked about getting a rush out of walking past nurseries.
>>24568406
She is nothing like Lisa, for one, she is actually likable.
>>24568496
i played the game, shes as timid as lisa was in the earlier episodes.
>>24568424
say what?
how do I get rid of my acne lads?
I'm still being ID'd at 27
>>24568516
She's shy and timid, but cute and likable, she also has best taste in hobbies.
why am i drinking all alone again?
>>24568540
I agree, she is great!
>>24568402
Lies
Accepted that job because it was all he could get. He's not NEET by choice right now.
>>24568424
Not true
>>24568535
Accutane
Take 2 weeks off work, nuke your face and by the time you have to go back it'll be back to it's normal colour, sans acne.
>>24568557
pls stop with the bullying senpai
>>24568325
Could you set him up with somewhere to live too?
>>24568284
He was just being descriptive
>>24568564
You hid cameras in her bathroom, lets not pretend you didn't know where she worked.
>>24568590
How many of these images do you have? 150-ish here. But of a better grill obviously.
>>24568604
>Could you set him up with somewhere to live too?
kek, you want him to do everything? start looking at flats you lazy shit
>>24568606
Those are 2 different girls
He didn't accept the job to stalk her, that's just a fact
>>24568604
I'm sure I could find something. I know a group of programmers who are pretty much the forefront of bitcoin and they've lived in this large abandonned building for the past 6 years.
Wait so which girl did poleaboo record shitting?
>>24568618
Not many, probably around 14 or so, I went in game to take most of the stuff I have.
>But of a better grill obviously.
I disagree desu.
>>24568629
Sounds like a sitcom and this new season a paki pedo is introduced kek
>>24568581
something OTC maybe?
>>24568590
>yfw even the creator of undertale said he based her off lisa in the polygon interview
>>24568692
I refuse to believe such lies, I wouldn't read anything from Polygon any way.
gonna attempt to move to Thailand or Vietnam or some shit next year
>>24568705
your officially a retard now im filtering you dont change your file names faggot
>>24568717
t.Poleaboo
>>24568705
Read it, you'll end up hating your own waifu when you read what he says about her creation.
>>24568730
Goodbye mate.
>>24568744
Regardless of what's said, I couldn't hate her, I love her.
>>24568730
I am not that sand nigger pleb
mummy bought pizza!
guess I`ll be doing fuck all tnight.
I made a post
it says a made a post
the countdown timer says I made a post
but no post!
>>24568770
>moving to pedo countries
It's so hard to read through Poleaboo's millions of ramblings. Are there any really juicy entries where he says shit like "watched recording of polish girl pooping today, loved it"?
>>24568771
oh there it is.
its okay, no emergency.. post found
>managed to snag paper mario sticker star for 20p last night
>we will not be honouring your...
isn't there a law about this or something?
Way too fucking warm, lads. Can't open the window though or Lara Croft's screams will alarm the neighbours.
>>24568806
He only posted the real nasty shit here or on /int/.
>>24568826
Where are you? I'm freezing tonight.
>>24568886
france you?
>>24568886
Northern Ireland. It's not that the temperature is high here or anything, my parents just blast the heating at the slightest bit of cold and I'm hypersensitive to heat for some reason.
>>24568806
Read the first 2 months, after that he had to be careful because the oinkers were monitoring it
>>24568894
Spain, just near the capital.
>>24568638
His roommate was the one recorded
His classmate was the one who kept fucking him over
>>24568954
>His classmate was the one who kept fucking him over
Thank god someone had the balls to stand up to him. Give that woman a medal.
anyone not from England, Wales,Ireland or any of those shitty islands that are near us FUCK OFF
>>24568968
Can Spaniards stay? I promise to be good.
>>24568984
one second we'll have a meeting look away from the thread for 3 mins
>>24568984
Stay out of Gibraltar
>>24568968
Scots can fuck off too. Seriously, fuck Scotland.
>>24568629
So you can set me up with a job and give me a lead on a cheap place to stay in London?
Thanks, what do I do now?
out of curiosity, where are you lads from? England, Wales, Scotland or N.Ireland?
meeting over spanish people are not allowed go away >>24568984
>>24569026
Send me a link to that video. You know which one I want. Leave an email, I'll contact you.
Video first.
>>24569039
Ingurland
>>24569039
SOUTH BEST ENGLAND
>>24569039
east midlands yoooooo
>>24569039
south england, is btest england
>reading his blog
>poleaboo intends to put his high sales of mozarella dippers on his CV
>>24569039
The UK m8, I'm not a racist who picks individual countries
a video every brit should see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA3xN5ptZXM
>>24569039
England. South Oxfordshire, here.
>>24569039
Pakistan, like most of the UK.
>>24569200
rip England
>>24569202
>like most of England
ftfy
>>24569201
Haha same here, wonder if I know you
>>24569258
>Implying Nic 'Thickest of the thick' Sturgeon hasn't set about changing that
>>24569039
Scotland, Angus
>>24569039
Cardiff desu
>>24569200
I'm busy watching a film. what are these sand nigger mudslimes saying?
>>24569290
>this buttmad Englander getting upset that Sturgeon raped the English and exposed them as retarded
>mostly English
>1/4 Scottish
>still have extremely scottish surname and reddish hair and pure ginger beard
>tfw don't fit in anywhere
>>24561850
Just remember to double bag you junk.
>>24569039
England, London born but live in the northwest
>>24569026
Sadly this offer is only for Poleaboo.
>>24569308
its pretty scary senpai just watch it
>>24569312
>Unironically being okay with the SNP
lmao, not even english either
>drank 2 liters of milk
>went fast to music
>now have extremely painful stomach cramps
why is this lad, i dont have lactose intolerance. or did my body just run out of lactase?
>>24569308
They are admitting that moderate muslims are a myth and deporting them is impossible so brace yourself for the race war
>>24569064
Nice try, detective, just like when you're offline you can only close a case when someone literally hands you the evidence
>>24569172
It is on there, has been for months
>>24569408
Poleaboo accepts and is eternally greatful
>>24569361
>reddish hair and pure ginger beard
cute
>>24569200
well im fucked if the shitskins take over the country
>>24569486
See you in court faggot.
>>24569499
why are u a faggot?
>>24569477
>>24569419
I say deport them all, fucking degenerates
>been doing those paid to click sites for three weeks
>cash out today, and after fees and all that bullshit just about have enough for a bottle of euroshopper energy drink
Living the dream lads, living the dream
>>24565847
I was on for around four years, but got a job a few months ago. The work is boring, but it's actually nice interacting with other people and having money for a change.
>>24569557
>>24569557
Hope you reported it to HMRC soyou can pay the necessary tax on it
>>24569557
i signed up for one of those for a while ago i just click emails sometimes have 7 dollars in it desu
>>24569516
tranny m80
>>24569611
I doubt he earned more than 11k
>>24569653
Add in the ESA and tax credits and he might
Evening, lads
>December in three days
What the fucking fuck? Anyway checked my shares today they have rised this week a fair bit so at least some good news
how do you measure your cock size right lads is ball side or just next to your penis or right against your naval pls respond
>>24569472
good, im glad
>>24569472
because you drank 2 fucking litres of milk
>>24569670
Tip to pube-base
>>24569683
ty lad let me get hard someone say something hot
>>24569692
have some slag arse
>>24569683
>>24569692
Wrong you push it against your bone unless your a pussy that doesn't go balls deep
>tfw bantering with a MILF on pof
Fucking hell lads, might get laid at this rate
>>24569301
Know where to get some weed?
>>24569692
you're a bad boy anon, mummy's going to spank you
>>24569703
fuck me why are slags so hot
>>24569679
>>24569677
How do fitfags bulk then???
>hur dur lanklet faggot just add a gallon of milk to your diet
seriously how?
>>24569762
They eat food with lots of protein. GOMAD is a troll
>move house
>get god tier internet
>nothing to do with it
>>24569703
fucking hell lad, I don't even like most white women but white British slags are so damn arousing
>>24569758
because they are slags
>>24569703
>>24569683
7.2 inches
is that good enough to brag about to girls
>>24569847
Tell them 8 and nobody will question you. Then yess
>>24569807
>you will never have a one month relationship with a top tier slag called Kelly which ends because you end up fingering her mate, also called Kelly
>>24569900
but it really doesn't even look that big idk how its 7.2
>>24569936
Stop humblebragging ok, I've packing 5.5 at the absolute most and I feel pretty triggered by your posts
>>24569922
why live desu
>>24569954
wew ok sorry lad maybe ive watch too much porn post your cock
>>24569922
top tier slag feet on the left, slightly repulsive but so arousing
>>24569973
Closest you're going to get
>>24569985
>2 flacid
did you just guess or are you serious famalam
>>24569985
>wide stubby cock
topkek
>>24570027
Same tape measure used for all three.
>>24570030
>wide
I wish
>>24569985
If it makes you feel better, a lot of women value girth over length.
>>24570067
ouch i really bad saying it but you should use a ruler for length otherwise it shows longer because of all the bumps unless you pulled it straight
Just finished a burger and chips from the kebab for the first time ever
Usually have to leave half
>>24570116
Ruler said the same thing.
I made a model of pic related and it made me so depressed.
>>24570168
it says enjoyable whats wrong with that?
>>24570141
Well done fatty
>>24570222
I mean I modeled "Ideal" and the difference depressed me
>>24570251
oh well nothing you can do aboutapart from the black pill
>>24569781
what sort of food? Meat? because i think milk already has quite alot of protein, 34 grams per liter is alot. though i realize you get alot of fat and carbs along with them too
>>24570168
sex as a man really is too much hard work desu
much rather have a blowjob or a wank
>>24570168
Thanks for making me feel bad too, m8.
>>24570168
well i got satisfying if i was bigger in girth could get ideal
feelsbadman
alright lads posting live from tokyo it's 7am and I just got up ask me anything
went to a soapland yesterday and it was amazing, will definitely go again before I leave
>>24570375
why are you a prick?
>>24570375
How ugly are Jap women irl? Crush the hopes of all the yellow fever bastards on here.
>>24570168
tfw feel so bad about this
thinking about penis enlargement but its probably all a scam
>>24570375
Can you pick me up a snuggly Snorlax from the Pokemon shop please?
>thread has been up for 12 hours
>>24570509
Most are pretty average I guess, but the city ones are hot. Especially those ganguro girls and the ones that cosplay near shibuya/shinjuku. It's the 10% that are stunning that make it worth it and they're even better in real life.
>>24570540
not into weeb shit sorry
>>24570643
Why the fuck are you in Japan then
>>24570633
This image is very intriguing
>>24570643
>Pokemon
>Weeb shit
Come on nigga. It's the most entry level shit. It's practically western.
fishing lvls?
>just seen one of those trucks dumping grit salt on my street
Ice on the way then. Fuck.
>>24569922
What's Kelly short for anyway?
>>24570748
Not on your street apparently
>>24570667
on a tour of asia, mainly for the culture and the puss
i think it's finally happening guys
i'm setting up a date
is cinema a good idea?
>>24570375
Do Japanese people actually hate foreigners?
>>24570806
Ok... so why are you posting on /britfeel/?
Nothing on tv at all
Rather annoying me
>>24570825
not for a first date
you won't be talking, just sitting in silence until the movie is over
>>24570825
For a first date? No. It involves too little interaction. You'll both be sitting staring at a screen for 2 hours. A first date should be something that lets you get to know one another.
>>24570839
fuck are you talking about?
Rick stien is on!
>>24570825
Not for a first date, you want to do something that will get you talking. Coffee is my go to first date. Simple and gets you both in an environment close enough to talk to each other.
>>24570847
>>24570863
this is something she suggested, not sure whether to go along with it or not
i get nervous as fuck around new people and i'm not a massive talker in that situation so i feel like it'll help me get comfortable in her company
i dunno, what do
>>24570874
It's Keith Floyd or nothing for me.
>>24570927
Go to the cinema and then take her for a cheeky nandos after
>>24566002
kekkin at the image tb.h
is it real?
>>24570927
>for our first date lets go watch people way more attractive than me and more interesting for 2 hours
>>24570927
Well if she suggested it you maybe should. She could be expecting you to provide a more creative idea though.
>>24570968
yes, do you not read the news?
>>24570829
they're ok with brits, it's yanks they hate I think
there are some no foreigner shops about though
>>24570832
just eating my breakfast, heading out at 8 (in half an hour)
>>24570927
Doesn't matter how shy you are. Cinema will never work for a first date. Not unless you go somewhere after that, but there's a chance she'll want to get away from you after 2 hours of being sat in silence.
>>24571002
Not that guy but the only news I get is by accident from 4chan.
>>24571002
>yes, do you not read the news?
no im not a huge faggot
>>24570825
Sounds good to me~
The film means you won't have to make small talk so there's less chance of sperging out
Suggest getting coffee or something afterwards. Since you've both seen the film you have something to discuss so you don't have to worry about conversation starters or having an awkward silence.
I haven't been on a date though so you might want to listen to the other anons instead
>>24571002
I read
>Top Stories
>World
>UK
>Sport
on the BBC new app on the bus to work.
Literally anything else is usually signposted by 4chan
>>24571029
This sounds good to me, but I've only been on one date and we didn't talk for most of the time.
>>24571009
You don't fucking belong here, go to /int/
>>24571058
>I read leftist propaganda and then brag about it
so pleb it hurts
>>24571083
it covers the basics and allows me to make malltalk in work, chill your autism
So tired I'm off to bed
>>24571065
>you don't belong here
Nah, its people like you who should fuck off
Very uncomfy vibes my man
>>24571119
Good night senpai~
What good is this robot even for~
>>24571029
>>24571015
but i really want to go and see Spectre so whatever happens at least i'm getting something out of it
>>24571091
>malltalk in work
You fucks are insufferable
>>24571206
doesn't sound like you're that into her anyway
>>24571019
>proud to be ill informed
>>24571258
>proud to watch propaganda
>>24571277
Autist please.
>>24571277
We addressed this there are forms of news not provided by the bbc or guardian or daily mail. Some propaganda is also useful to read in that you learn what that group or journalist wishes you to believe or take from the situation and you can then learn more Thee bbc is mostly just trash magazine tier stuff online and is close to pure lefty click bait
>>24571258
when has what you've seen on the news ever affected your daily routine?
>>24571248
all jokes aside, i am really into her
i'm just get nervous as fuck and i'm not a massive talker so i dunno how to play this
>>24571356
its made me a bit grumpy for 30 minutes or so
why are the tories still in power?
do we never learn?
>>24571353
>Some propaganda is also useful to read
>>24571415
Because Labour are the absolute worst and UKIP are a meme party
>>24571415
We give both parties two attempts each before switching lad.
It's only fair.
>>24571377
You're gonna have to talk to her if you want a relationship. Girls like to talk.
>>24571469
Especially about themselves. Give her plenty of opportunity to natter on and on about herself.
>>24571415
Who else was the option? Shitty labour? Everyone else was a wasted vote desu
>>24571415
>still
>never
this is the first tory government for like 20 years or something, most of our societies problems are from the years of labour
>>24571442
yes just as historians will view the propaganda of a society and use it to understand the time period and politics of the time you can view current propaganda and learn about current politics. You can also learn about the enemy as it were.
>>24571415
Conservatives are the only serious political party for the UK at the moment.
>>24571233
>maximum autism
>>24571195
This is /britFEEL/ not fucking /brit/normie int thread where you can brag About getting laid
>>24571522
>You can also learn about the enemy as it were.
then do what? keep buying the latest vidya games and watching tv like they want you too anyway?
>>24571551
are you calling others normie?
mate seriously
>>24571195
Your pretty uncomfy desu
>>24571442
>complains about people reading propaganda
>posts the hodgetwins
Fuck off to YouTube you goddam hypocritical pleb
>>24571551
This
NORMIES OOOOOOUUUTTTTTTT GEETTT OOUTTTTT
>>24571566
I don't really do either of those things friendo
>>24571578
I really hope you get fucking shot.
>>24571586
>caring about what gifs I post as a reaction image
>>24571598
No you keep your mind asleep by sitting on the internet all day fatty.
>>24571551
Get a grip mate, no one was bragging
>>24571615
>caring about the fact that people read propaganda even though they aren't being manipulated by it and just use it as a means to understand the current situation of media and what they're trying to propagate
Nah, you're the retard here.
>>24571665
>even though they aren't being manipulated by it and just use it as a means to understand the current situation of media and what they're trying to propagate
I guarantee you are being manipulated by it you moron.
>>24571638
>projecting this hard
Cringey pleb
>>24571638
Take another guess, kiddo
>>24571058
literally why do you care about whats happening in the normie world
what is it with you mongs and always wanting to be right
i swear all the arguments in this thread are always 2 tedious cunts arguing over some inane shit cos they both want to be right
>>24571684
I don't even fucking consume it in the first place, I'm not the other anon you were talking to earlier. And you dare to call others moron even though you're this fucking illiterate and easy to manipulate that you jump to conclusions this fucking fast? If you weren't a pleb you wouldn't think that it's only 1 person talking to you in the thread, we don't have fucking IDs here you dumb asspie.
>>24570933
word, keith Floyd is the goat TV chef
>>24571738
>arguing over some inane shit
They are keeping their minds asleep as the other anon said.
>>24571740
I never said it was one person you fucking twat.
>>24571738
I'm the first tedious cunt and the argument is now greater than either of us originals
>>24571738
Was thinking the exact same thing mate
>>24571738
Autism with a dose of human nature
>>24571719
I work with normies, talking with them is an essential part of hiding my power level
>>24571691
So you sit on your fat arse leeching off your parents while crying about pakis.
Nice one.
>>24571772
But you fucking implied that I was the other anon because you implied that i was consuming plebmedia you retard. Can you get any more cringey, recking yourself one post after another? You sound like a fucking 80 year old with Alzheimer's who just discovered 4chan.
>>24571738
>get btfo
>make this post to make it seem trivial so the guy blowing you out stops posting
Nope. Not going to happen. You lost so fucking admit it you spergelord.
>>24571824
Have you considered that you are the normies?
>>24571829
Ice cold
>>24571850
>Have you considered that you are the normies?
Given how lonely and full of special brew I am on a friday night, no not really
>>24571786
I JUST DID A DOSE OF HUMAN NATURE WITH THE AUTISTS
I JUST POURED THIS LEAN IN MY CUP LIKE IT'S LIQUOR
>>24571861
>special brew
>not a normie
nice try m8
>>24571841
You have some serious issues
>>24571740
>I don't even fucking consume it in the first place
He says while on 4chan.
>>24571866
Whoa, man. You're a bit too hardcore for me.
Lads I'm a bit worried about my girlfriend, I think she may be becoming a normie.
What are the telltale signs and how can I stop it?
>>24571939
she was lost at birth. I'm sorry man
>>24571939
>telltale signs
being female
>how can I stop it?
lol
>trans people on testosterone have deeper voices, better facial hair, better jawlines than you
I can't wait until georgie boy dismantles the nhs
>>24572013
you can literally buy testosterone boosters over the counter
you can also do vocal exercises to deepen your voice
>>24572075
No you can't unless you mean those vitamin pills that don't work
>>24572075
nothing over the counter works
that's why we have prescriptions
