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Hey faggots. What are you thankful for? I got a handjob today.
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Hey faggots.
What are you thankful for?
I got a handjob today.
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>>24559430
the invention of synthetic drugs
friends
my life
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I love handjobs. I'm so used to death grip that it feels way better than a shitty blowjob. Vag sex is like hotdog in a hallway, I can barely stay hard.

Uh, how do I fix this?
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>>24559430
Haha, nice normie. Now get off my board.
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>>24559540
handjobs are very r9k though
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>>24559495
I've been there. You better quit, you already have a numb ED dick and it only gets worse. I fixed mine by moisturizing my dick, especially my tip, in the shower and cutting out death grip eternally. Also, cut out porn permanently. If you need to fap, put your loose hand, super slick with lotion and saliva below you on the bed and fuck it with no grip until you're done. No pressure, if it stops being totally slick relubricate. Train yourself.

It had been years, when I finally came from truly fucking a cute pussy again, where before I barely felt them, it was so right and good.
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