Is it pretty goood?
>>24558681
It's great til it turns out they dont live for very long
>>24558709
what is it mostly like to see them go from being a baby (puppy) to being an old person (dog)? it must be weird how it keeps getting older but you stay the same age.
i wonder what that emotion is like to feel.
>>24558681
Suck, don't get one.
Waste of money, when they get old they shit everywhere. Nice when puppies though. Like 2 years, out of 12-15
>>24558681
Great, it makes me happy when i make him happy.
And hes cute as fuck and has a funny personality
>half white german sheppard
>half golden retriever
>>24558813
I feel sorry for your children
>>24558841
My dog is the same mix!
>>24558681
It's the only genuine loyalty you'll receive from another being in your life
>>24558852
I feel sorry for you, right now.
>>24558869
>actually downloading and saving that gif
>no hope for you
>>24558813
dont listen to this sad cunt. owning a dog is amazing. the worst part is seeing its body age and break down and knowing theres really nothing you can do to save him.
nothing gold can stay, every experience in life is going to have its up and downs, but thats what makes the ups even more enjoyable.
i still think about my pupper everyday.
>>24558870
post pics bitte
>>24558893
>give it some kibbles and it'd be "loyal" to me.
Still more than you can say for any person
Sometimes I feel like my dog hates me, she never wants to hang out with me, just sleep on the living room couch. Also my agoraphobia gets the best of me and I can't play with her outside even though I live in the country side, which makes me feel really shitty when she wants to play
>>24558893
>being this edgy
Here's your original comment
>>24558901
Don't listen to this literal FAGGOT op.
He loves wasting money you could be spending on Tendies.
Also cats are far cheaper if you need a companion. Animal planet has a breed genetic behavioral selector. Even for lazy neets a breed can be found.
You NEED to properly groom a dog. Like a baby that never grows the fuck up.
After a certain age a cat can pretty much do that themselves.
>>24558681
It feels like having a true friend.
>>24558681
Kuck's best friend
>>24558681
I hate dogs and animals in general. I don't understand why people can stand being around them. What is the appeal?
>>24559003
>that'll show those dog lovers
>all these tripfaggots hating dogs
lel pure cancer
>>24559047
>Owning a worthless animal because emotions
>Spending money because emotions
I bet you vote Hillary/Sanders/Trump too.
>>24559078
>>24559003
>le nihilistic deconstructionist
*sniff*
>>24559078
I just said they were the lesser evil friend.
It keeps a lonely NEET comfy with little maintenance. The least amount actually. Or he could try an ant farm but never hug the,
The Logical choice of the two is cats.
Both thoroughly useless to be sure.
>>24558681
Dogs seem very nice. I would like to have one as a hunting partner
>>24559097
you should probably remove this dog picture, that's a wild dog and are commonly hunted because their pests, nothing sad there
Also you're so edgy
Every time I see a dog thread I count to see how many posts are made before the guy who was bitten by a dog as a child posts
>>24559126
deconstruction is inherently nihilistic, yet you're deconstructing the owner-dog relationship with such venom that you seem to ardently believe the conclusions you've drawn
>>24559090
>your mother giving birth to a worthless excuse of a human being that can't even develop emotions
>your mother spending money on am autistic child because of emotions
I bet your mother wished she should've swallowed you too
>>24558681
Dogs are pretty great; try getting one of the bigger, calmer breeds unless you want a very agressive pup
They calm down with age; but I find bigger dogs more soothing and easy to deal with. Some of the purse dogs are impossibly uppity.
>>24559199
I actually serve a purpose in functioning human society. I feed landwhales at a deli. My impact my be negligible but is still of more value than a filthy NEET such as yourself.
>>24559003
when did i say my life was purely about caring for an animal? they are part of your life, not the whole thing. you seem to be projecting a bit over there mate..anything you want to talk about?
and yes every experience does have ups and downs. if there was no pain there would be no such thing as pleasure. not a hard concept to grasp.
keep being mad though, the real issue here is why do dogs make you so upset?
>>24559003
Why are you literally in every thread with dogs
Jesus fuck dude. I'm entertained, but fuck.
and I mean, you are being REALLY god damn edgy. Truthfully you may be the most edgy person I've ever encountered. You're the type of person to nickname yourself something like "SHADOW-NIGHTDEATH666" unironically.I know you're baiting but fuck you
>>24559217
Allowing someone to grow violent sentiments such as yourself is also illogical, even on a useless animal. For a functioning society your own personal negativity must be put to the side and slowly released in a peaceful way.
>>24559017
i dont consider putting money into something i care about as wasted.
and yeh grooming is all part of taking care of your pet, the kind of person who may consider this a big deal is the kind of person that has more important things to worry about imo.
>this thread
>>24559245
>>24559264
Just don't reply
You're falling for it
>>24559233
>implying the feeding of landwhales serves even the slightest purpose in a functioning human society
>implying I'm a NEET
>>24559264
Trust me though. Go to the animal planet website and look into the breeds you would probably get along with. It is a huge help.
>>24559307
Deflect harder cunt.
>Will never change who you are as a person.
>>24559305
i understand hes just trying to be Xedgemaster60X
More loyalty then humans
>>24559334
>implying I haven't seen through your b8 after the second reply
Did you honestly not have anything better to do? Jesus christ, thank goodness I'm not you
>>24559217
>So criticizing any aspect of culture is nihilistic?
Let's not be disingenuous. Criticism achieved through deconstruction theory is ultimately just applied nihilism, because it robs the deconstructed object of its "original" meaning and supplants it with a meaning of the theorist's choosing, a meaning that masquerades as truth because it serves as a replacement for the original meaning that deconstruction theory has "shown" to be wrong or meaningless. When meanwhile that supplanting meaning is little more than the theorist's opinion that would fall apart under still more deconstructive analysis, just as the "original meaning" did. That is because deconstruction is self-negating.
For example, under deconstruction theory...
>>24559003
>A person being loyal means something, a dog being "loyal" is simply a conditioned animal.
>Have fun thinking your worthless animal is loyal when your only a food source for it.
What is loyalty
What is a person
What is the difference between a person and a conditioned animal
What is worth
Etc. Etc.
Derrida was aware that deconstruction was ultimately nihilistic, but he wanted to have his cake and eat it too. So he pretended that it was possible to stop short and "create" truth so that deconstructionists could make up things to talk about. When always the theory has been one of negation. It is a superficial grasp of deconstruction that has allowed modern "philosophers" to look at anything and tear away its meaning as if that meaning was nothing, when the analysis being used to derive that meaningless is itself self-negating. Nothingness. A fallacy.
I get that you don't like dogs though
>>24559233
>I actually serve a purpose in functioning human society
>works min wage a kuckway
>>24559235
>when did i say my life was purely about caring for an animal?
It's obvious from your posts.
>still thinks about dumb dog everday
You obiously were unhealthily emotionally invested in stupid dog. If your microwave broke would you think about it everyday? Dogs are no different than any other possession.
>if there was no pain there would be no such thing as pleasure
Normie meme philosophy 101 tbqh, it's not true.
>>24559256
>Allowing someone to grow violent sentiments such as yourself is also illogical, even on a useless animal
Why? We have overpopulation of stray cats and dogs which are invasive species in truth. If allowing me to kill them legally why not? I could cull them and do it for free because I would be enjoying it personally. It is win win for soceity.
Unlike stupid pet owners whose pets damage envirormeent and cost everyone else.
>>24559305
>>24559342
>implying
I believe what I post sincerely. I loathe you pet posters and your shitty threads, if you people would leave forever I would be ecstatic.
>>24559364
When something is won as easily as a dog's "loyalty" is it even worth calling loyalty?
>>24558869
>>24558893
>>24559003
>>24559078
>>24559097
>>24559126
>>24559217
>deleted posts
MODS = GODS
>>24559376
>blah blah blah blah blah
>>>/lit/
>>24559371
Pretending anybody here has anything better to do
>Pic related
>You
>>24559395
Your attempt at deconstruction has been noted but it is ultimately without substance
>>24559381
>If allowing me to kill them legally why not? I could cull them and do it for free because I would be enjoying it personally
Future Mike Myers right here
>>24559381
did mummy never allow you to have a pet so now you're angry at everyone else who got to experience the love and loyalty you receive from an animal?
maybe in the next life.
here, have a lhasa for your troubles friend.
>>24559401
Anything is better than trying to prove to strangers on the internet about your opinion on pets.
>muh superior knowledge!!1!
>>24559462
>Still replying after getting so rekt.
I'll forgive you, if you get on your knees.
>>24558681
My dad says it's like having a child that never grows up. That's because our dog is obsessed with him and never gives him a moments peace, and he spoils her.
I like cats better, they're so low maintenance.
Dogs are shit animals, don't listen to all these retards telling you to get one.
>claiming to win the argument
>still hasn't proven a reasonable point and just says he has a shitty life working as a "sandwich artist" for minimum wage
Enjoy your bitter said life and dying alone, since you won't find someone willing to deal with your bullshit and you won't get a pet.
>>24559585
Can't even reply to a post
>Is a winner.
>Mad because a "sandwich" maker actually has a job whilst he doesn't.
Bitch I don't even make sandwiches. I serve fried chicken and we call it a "deli" so fat people don't feel bad.
>>24559607
reminder that Mugi's anus smells like compost
>>24559423
Why don't you say this about all the people who eat emat everyday? What about people who step on bugs or people who get rid of over populated animals like deer etc? WHy is it only when it;s cat or dog?
>>24559458
No I just recognize how idiotic, wateful, and worthless modern pet culture and the obession with dogs and cats and pets is.
>>24559607
>implying I'm not a physical therapist that will make more money than the poor nigger food maker will ever dream of.
>>24559607
>Bitch I don't even make sandwiches
Whatever you say roastie
>>24559636
Settle down white boy
>>24559655
>Settle down white boy
>tfw have been called literally every race by butt mad petkeks
You guys never can settle on one thing lol.
Also nice deflection idiot.
>>24559650
>IMPLYING this is my career
>IMPLYING I'm not going into sub-aquatic engineering with a guaranteed job due to a relative working for DARPA
>>24559655
I would for you, but I'm a guy. If that's okay.
>>24559636
>ban evading
Let's post our dogs. This is Libby. She good girl!
What's the point of the robot if fags like OP can still post this goddamn thread every day?
>>24559751
At least it isn't the bf threads.
>>24559683
"Hey, uncle steve, s-so, you're gonna get me that job as a the fishbowl cleaner, r-r-right?"
"Sure anon, but you gotta do something for me in return, remember when we used to wrestle when you were younger and the loser had to suck the no-no, we have to play that one more time"
"O-okay"
>>24559747
Here she is posing for daddy :3
>>24559751
Yeah these threads are shit. Pretty sure that weird dog-hating dude samefags and probably starts most of these threads too.
>>24559747
Here is another of her being my little princess. She is already in the Xmas spirit
>>24559765
gib bf
>>24559778
>Can't defend a worthless animal
>Attacks my character because I am paying my way through college and into an AMAZING job.
No no anon.
Your envy will make me blush
>>24559747
>>24559779
>>24559791
cute dog :)
I've had my dog since he was two months old
Looked like a little rat
Jack-Russel mix
>>24559825
Thanks anon. I wish I was a better trainer though. She doesn't always do what I say.
>>24559781
I don't samefag.
>>24559846
Cure. Also nice boobz
>>24559864
She's cute, off the violent one though.
>White girl things
>>24559810
>>24559810
If you're going to criticize something, you can't be a worthless min wagey and expect your opinion to be worth something
>>24559902
If you want to criticize a min wagey don't help obese people by helping them stretch their cheeks. Or helping cripples that never get better. At least I help get rid of these drains on the government. Niggers like you keep them healthy enough to get one more check.
>>24559880
Kill my friends pit bull? She has been very violent and attacked many wild animals before. But she is sweet to people and my dog. They are good friends and have fun playtime
>>24559872That's actually my mom
>>24559902
>>24559923
What is your goal here? To autistically argue with each other until the other one stops replying?
God damn it, I came into this thread specifically to rant and scream at the gore spammer to blow off some steam. Fuck he got his shit slapped before I saw the little psycho. I wish I could rape/kill/eat part of him in real life.
>>24559938
Thought they looked familiar. Man I wish I had Libby when she was a puppy. I missed out
>>24559931
Yes kill it. Only a matter of time until it stops caring where it tastes blood from
>>24559941
Pretty much.
>Yours is to get involved into something this pointless
>>24559923
>implying my clients aren't rich enough to afford my therapy.
How exactly are they government drains, when they can afford this type of medical care on their own? You on the other hand give niggers a place to use their eby cards to get "sum of dat gud 'ol fried chicken"
>>24559945
>I wish I could rape/kill/eat part of him in real life.
And they call me edgy :^)
Let's see that impotent rage.
>>24559952
Got a fucking problem with Ellie? She wouldn't harm person or most dogs. That's all that matters. She just wants love!
>>24559941It's a samefaggot my friend
>>24559864
Did you take her to training classes or do most dog owners just train their pets via reading guides or something
>>24559966
>>24559977
>>24559988
Way to fuck it up >>24559981
>>24559965
Hot foods are not EBT. Niggers do get mad about that though. Plus I am killing one of the biggest drains on society so your point is still moot.
Your clients aren't rich, don't pretend to work somewhere fancy. You wouldn't be here then. Your clients are fat people ordered by the court to go to your shithole to be told how fat they are and get stretched so they don't die yet. Or cripples whose limbs won't heal.
>WE JUST CANT GIVE UP THOUGH
Even if they are rich they are still Darwinistic anomalies and should be purged. You could be helping soldiers or proper workers instead of retards spoiled beyond their mental capacity.
>>24559949
It's a great ride
From feeding him to consoling him at night when he cried for his mom
To him biting the leather couches and my dad beating him til he was house broken
He's almost 8 years now
Just think how half of his life is gone is really sombering
>>24560023
>You wouldn't be here then.
Why would you imply 4chan is only for wagekucks like you?
>>24559981
honestly seems that way
>>24559977
Yes kill her.
She doesn't want love, she wants blood.
>>24559981
>>24560019
>>24560063
You are quite literally the most autistic posters I have ever witnessed.
>>24560049
If you mattered you would have stuff to do and people to meet. That is why. You wouldn't have time to waste here. If you still do, you suck at your job.
>>24560023
>pulling out the darwinism card
Also, I hope you know there are physical therapists for soldiers and proper workers, but I didn't choose to major in that. And what does my financial situation have to do with being on an Internet site?
>tfw the loyal labrador retriever that has been by my side for the last 12 years is nearing the end of her life.
Shit's fucked.
>>24560074
>people work 24hrs a day
Are you even trying wagekuck?
>>24560080
>Everything
If you still come here and are successful you have literally ZERO excuse. You are just shit. You no longer have a problem you can fix to get out of here. You are just garbage.
>even m00t left
>>24560101
see
>>24560103
>"kek" so glad they implement that word filter for fags such as yourself
You are garbage, that which follows the herd, but still manages to unoriginal amongst such a gathering of such like mindedness.
>>24560083
I don't want to know that feel
But I will
>>24558681
Dogs are great, but they're still furry beasts who will put their assholes on your pillow. Also sometimes they hate going outside in the rain and they'll shit in the house because theyr'e motherfuckers.
Most of the time they're great and are like better versions of the stuffed animals I had as a kid.
>>24560103
>implying I don't come on here to look at how sad other people's life are and laugh at them
>>24560163
>Don't get enough keks from cripples
So you admit you actually are autistic.
Or do you feel for them so you can't laugh at cripples?
>>24560186
Can always use more keks, laughter is the best medicine.
>>24560205
>Not for autism
They laugh so much and never get better.
As proven here.
>>24560149
>Also sometimes they hate going outside in the rain and they'll shit in the house because theyr'e motherfuckers.
In my 8 years of having Tommy that's never happened to me
>>24560215
yeah you are a good case for it
>>24560226
Nope, but I still laugh at you.
>>24560216
Two of my dogs don't do it, but one of them did today. Pissed me right off. IDK what to do with him at this point besides lock him up at night when it's raining.
>>24560186
There's 2 types of people
The "wah wah, I like a girl but don't want to improve myself so I'm depressed" which is okay to laugh at
Then there's "there's a chance I may never walk again and my son was severely injured in the car crash, so I'm spiralin into a crippling deppression" which is not laughable,unless you're still going through your edgy middleschool phase
>>24558681
Just don't do it man. I'd explain why you shouldn't but you'll find out when you don't listen to my advice and do it anyway.
>>24560226
In life someone said I was good at something.
I am officially 10 times the man you are.
>>24560235
Dude don't suck so much dick at passive aggressive comebacks. You never deny or deflect an enemy advance. You make it m00t and raise yourself without selling a card.
>>24560239
So you admit your autistic. Only in the MODERN first world have people ever been so easily damaged or moved. Steel your heart and learn to be a real man faggot.
>>24560239
>Then there's "there's a chance I may never walk again and my son was severely injured in the car crash, so I'm spiralin into a crippling deppression" which is not laughable
>>24560287
How much do you have to be neglected as a child to be this edgy?
>>24560376
Do they ever kill themselves?
>>24560279
>only in the modern first world
>he thinks we're in Africa in the 1400s
>>24560457
>He thinks only Africa existed pre-21 century
>>24560433
Don't you have to be edgy somewhere on /b/?
>>24560491
>Don't you have a noose waiting for you frogposter?
>>24560216
is he fixed if not pls pics of balls
>>24560477
>he thinks Africa is first world
>>24560491
I like /r9k/ just fine.
Lots of suicidal anons to laugh at.
>>24560517
>He doesn't know Egypt led to the full development of Greek and Roman rituals of government which created the idea of economic statuses separating fields of existence.
>>24560544
WE WUZ KINGS AND QUEENS
>he ACTUALLY believes Africa is first world
>>24560570
WOW Cross-board memeing 10/10
>Being this desperate for a victory in life.
>>24560583
He doesn't study the status of humans to ground himself and remain a realist as is a necessity to any ritual of masculinity.
>Is a fuck boy
>>24560532
Whatever. You do your thing.
>>24560599
>he doesn't study the status of humans to ground himself and remain a realist as is a necessity to any ritual of masculinity.
>>24560651
Plays tough guy
>posts his vibrator brand
>Le Fedora
Yeah, ride that one HARD faggot.
>dog thread repost
>den of autism and shitposting
why did it go like this?
>>24560667
What in the fuck were you even trying to say, was that supposed to be an insult?
>>24560695
I'm drunk and bored tbt famster
>>24560705
I implied you shove jittery fat men into your buttocks for pleasure.
I then encouraged you work it as hard as you could for maximum local pleasure.
>>24560716
>uses the term "senpai"
>wants to win an argument
Also, I hope I made your night at least a bit more entertaining than your sad life usually is like.
>>24560739
Presumes his presence mattered
>At all
>This thirsty for good boy points.
>>24560771
>replies to a presence that doesn't matter because he doesn't have anything better to do with his pathetic life
>>24560795
Presumes that a God leaving a presence means anything in comparison to his own.
depends how you treat it
if you assert yourself as dominant over it as you should, i.e not let it walk all over you then it's like having a best friend who's always happy to see you
especially if you buy a rescue dog (which you should be doing if you're not absolute scum and buying a cruelly bred dog for the sake of your vanity or convenience)
both of my dogs, now dead, were rescues from broken homes, I felt like every day I gave them walks, food, love etc I was making their lives better
>>24560829
I see you've been spending some time /lit/
>>24560850
I see your a nigger
>>24560858
Yeah, okay, just by saying that means you comply that you lost the argument, welp, that's that, I gotta go join my girlfriend in bed now, so, see ya never tripfag
>>24560891
>Sleeps
>Is a winner
Nice try nigger, us useful people don't fall for that.
>>24560891
>>24560858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18
Is this a concession of TRUE VICTORY?
