ITT Write the saddest story you can think of in one sentence
>inb4 For sale: baby shoes, never worn
>hello, I'm new to /r9k/
I've don't have a girlfriend.
>>24558370
>and this is anon's vroom
>>24558494
How was that original?
>>24558370
I bought some condoms, but they expired and I can't bear to get rid of them because I swear that I might use them one day.
>>24558370
I genuinely saw a baby carriage in a pawn shop that said
>For sale, never used.
>>24558527
How are you original?
>>24558569
How are we not?
>>24558370
>literally just stealing a short story that's been pasted a thousand times
seriously anon?
How about an original one
>The body had sat there for weeks, only being discovered when the neighbors complained of the smell
>>24558370
>>24558554
are you aware that people gives shit to people who has babies but they sometimes never use them?, like sometimes they give to much clothes and shit
>I've lived my entire life inside my head
>>24558370
You didn't think of that. You stole it you credit-taking fuckbag. You're the fucking worst.
>>24558370
I spent my birthday alone.
who /stealthhue/ here?
>>24558669
>I've lived
I haven't.
>>24558370
Normies thinking they can be robots while non-virgins, having girlfriends, being underage, having easy-mode vaginas.
Normies snatching away everything you have from you, even your shitty memes and your shitty cartoon site.
If only John Johnsonn hadn't been born, he wouldn't have to suffer through his father's alcohol-induced rages, his mother's early death that left him without a proper adult figure in his life, and the crippling loneliness brought on by the fact that he really was one ugly sonnuva bitch with a face perpetually screwed up in an expression of sadness he didn't even know he had, but that did not stop his father's brother from fiddling his diddle from a young age, using threats of death to stop the child from mentioning their sessions to anyone, so John Johnson was left an empty vessel, for that was the only way for him to continue on, withstand whatever came his way without succumbing to an unknowable darkness of which he was intensely afraid of and that only led to death.
The last time my name will ever be said is at my funeral
>>24558824
Daily reminder this was your only chance at life!
>>24558824
Run on sentence
>>24558635
>>24558698
smug retards can't even read OP
>>24558370
It's so sad because the baby was born with big feet.
"damned from conception, redemption was irredeemable and functionality impossible."
also can somebody lift the ms paint from the rest of the picture?
>White Man in bar drunk: "Damn that Tyrone."
>>24558370
He lived as he died: alone.
>>24558659
But modern technology allows us to know how many kids a mother is going to have, for the most part, so buying something like an extra baby stroller would be very rare.
>>24558659
have you heard of baby showers?, those parties where people brings gifts, they bring strollers, carseats and stuff like that, babies grow so fast they rarely use the entire wardrobe their parents buy for them
Some said you couldn't waste your entire life by 21 but it only took a few feet of rope to prove them wrong
>>24558890
Shieet. Still a sentence. Wasn't gonna fuggin proofread and edit.
My dad is dying slowly and I have to watch.
Pick up the gun, no one will miss you
I had no one to enjoy Thanksgiving with so I bought a turkey meal for one microwave dinner and ate it.
True story.
For sale: box of condoms, never used.
Big guy, not for you
Condoms of anon expired on 2008
When I woke up, mom told me that the tendies weren't ready yet.
>>24560455
Stopping through to say, this killed my blokes.
>>24558370
I woke up again.
>>24558370
I spend most weekends alone, but at least I have alcohol to keep me company.
The barrel was pressed against the back of my head and I was hoping, praying that the gunman would pull the trigger, forever putting an end to this pathetic excuse of a human being.
I searched for small dick porn, but I couldn't find any that didn't look huge compared to me.
>>24558370
I steal hamburgers
And it's okay I'm sorry
Everyday it's the same
I only wish I was dead
Instead of being unread
Seen 9:22pm
>>24558370
>>inb4 For sale: baby shoes, never worn
How is that sad?
>>24558370
She didn't used to be like this.
(You) used to call me on my cellphone.
Late night when (You) need my love
Call me on my cellphone
>>24558370
micro penis. girl laughs.
>black man killed by policeman.
>>24561461
Miscarriage
What dya mean they're gone, mister?
I used to want.
>>24561518
>he dindu nuffin
fuk u robot
>>24558370
Baby for sale, worn once.
>>24561568
What a degenerate, I don't want used goods
>>24560455
fucking kekked irl
>>24561535
How is miscarriage sad? Women have miscarriages all the time, my mom got plenty of them before having me. If fetuses are not people, then how does it matter? Even if they were, it's not as if we had time to build great relationships with them.
>>24558370
She tells me she loves me even though she's marrying him, it hurts so much, I'm too weak to have her for my own.
>>24561599
Women have hormones that make them feel desperately attached to a child long before it's born. It's to keep her from eating them. Unless they have postpartum depression, they love that baby more than anything in the world and will kill for it without a second thought. This is some of why abortion sometimes leaves massive regret.
Imagine a movie is being filmed. It's in your favorite genre, stars your five most-favorite actors in roles that seems like were written just for them, and your favorite director is heading the project. The studio can't throw money at it hard enough. All the insiders are thrilled to be involved, saying things like "movie of the century", "crowning achievement of my career". You devour the trickle of news about it. Then one days there's a disaster on set, everybody on the project dies, all the footage is destroyed, all copies of the script are destroyed. There's nothing left but some promo pictures. And everybody else says, oh well, these things happen.
I couldn't just post the picture, since that apparently wouldn't have been an original comment.
>It wasn't my day, my week, my month, my year, my life. God damn it.
>>24558494
I've don't have a girlfriend too.
>>24558824
I dunno why I laughed
A friend of mine buys me a Perfect Grade gunpla model in exchange for him to fuck with his girlfriend in my house,in front of me,and I`m a 23 year old KHV.
>>24558506
FUCK YOU
you stinking bitch
>>24564124
hold the fuck up
I need to know the details
>>24561456
Winner, all of the others here are awful
The crime was one for which there was no atonement, and he would suffer for the rest of his life due to his transgression; being born.
