>have told two girls i am a virgin
>"really, you don't look like you would be?"
>le humble brag disguised as a feel that I don't want. see! i'm pathetic but I can at least take solace in the fact that I'm normal looking and relatively attractive!!!! please validate me and fuel my narcissism disguised as insecurity
Fuck off OP
>>24558014
implying they weren't trying to make the OP feel better
in their heads they were surely going "oh that's not surprising" but wanted to avoid conflict and be polite. so in that case you say "wow you don't look like you'd be virgin"
no offense OP, fuck stacys/normies
the girl that I told literally didn't believe me and was 100% convinced that I'm gay
>>24558014
>>24558171
le butthurt insecure projection
>>24557942
ignore those op. it is what it sounds like. apperantly you look cool enough for girls to think that you are not a virgin. good for u man
>haha! Sorry Anon, I just can't picture you having sex with anyone!
>mfw a grill said this to me.
Why even live?
I love virgin boys. I've achieved immortality by sapping their wizard powers and corrupting their pure bodies.
>>24557942
Based first reply
>>24558404
h-how many have fallen to you succubus?
>>24558014
This. Humblebragging is fucking retarded, especially on here.
>>24557942
Keep telling girls this until one offers to help you out with that.
Report back with results.
>>24558404
>tfw no succubus to come through my window and relieve me of my corrupted mana
>haven't been asked by a grill if i was a virgin... ever?
>haven't been asked by my friends if i was a virgin for a long time (they know the answer)
>have been asked, not subtly, by my brother's gf if i was into dudes rather than grills
>smacked a Stacy's ass at the bar while my brother played a show (she asked me to)not a virgin, btw but it has been a looooong time 2bh family
>>24558305
Just rape them, ya dingus
>>24559071
for your rape
