Do pretty girls poop?
>>24557444
How do you think they remove food waste and dietary fiber from their systems?
no, their poop turns into blood and they bleed it out of their vag
>>24557444
Keep in mind, there's a bathroom at every stadium the Oscars took place.
>>24557444
Yes, they release hot steamy poop from their perfect qt buttholes into designated shitting toilets. This is an undisputed fact of life and it happens every day. It's happening right now as we speak, even. Somewhere in the world a pretty girl is unloading a fat shit, feeling the tremendous pleasure and relief that comes with satisfactory defecation.
>>24557444
Only when no one is around to hear it
>not wanting to receive her qt poop in your mouth
kids these days
yes, but only on my chest
>tfw somewhere in the world at least one hot, qt, P U R E girl probably accidentally shit herself today
adorable
>gf reaching for condoms under the bed
>lean over and lick her vag
>asks me to continue for a bit
>as I do this I realize theres very miniscule brown smears near her butthole from not completely wiping properly
>getting smoothie with her a few days later
>that night she told me it gave her diarrhea
That was easily the least sexy thing I've ever heard. Jesus fucking christ women aren't supposed to contain fecal matter.
>>24557444
Of course not. They make average people do it for them.
