>he wears socks inside
What the fuck am I supposed to wear then you stupid asshole
>>24556739
foot-fedoras
>>24556733
My feetsies are cold nigga, we can't all afford to run no goddamn hothouses.
>not wearing socks with slippers
>>24556733
these are hilarious
keep making them op
>>24556733
>he doesn't wear socks with sandals
>>24556733
>He wears his button-up shirt to your sleepovers
>doesn't even want to do eachother's pedicures
>says it wouldn't be appropriate, and "can you please leave my house"
>tries to resist when you give him a bro-job
>calls 911
>you get arrested for "statutory rape"
>get out
>see him tipping his fedora as he opens a door
>punch him in his face
>wake up
>it was all a dream.jpg
>go downstairs for roasty turkey with the senpai
>he's there
>he's your cousin
>tips fedora
>good to see ya buddy, hows the hacking thing going?
>shuffle out of the room
>head upstairs
>lock door
>wrap self in blanket
>cry yourself to sleep
>>24557461
>mfw it auto-corrected family to senpai
