Why is turkey so fucking bland?
>white people
heh
I don't like it either. Only time I ever enjoyed turkey was when my uncle soaked it in a brine then deep fried it.
turkeys are just big chickens that the jews have convinced us should be eaten on one day of the year to increase their turkey profits
Brined turkey is nice.
or just cover it in gravy.
>>24556555
this
trips confirm
>>24556479
It's not. Just cook it in a bag and eat only the darkmeat. White meat is for kuks and sissy bois. Also dip in gravy or take bites with mashed potatoes.
>>24556585
this. also, lots of herbs and spices and stuff
though I didn't make the turkey this year, just the brussel sprouts and the salad
every year i have to eat dried out leather turkey because my family doesn't know how to cook the fucking thing right
they can cook all the other things right and it tastes good, but the turkey itself is always different grades of dry as shit. i barely even ate turkey today because i'm sick of choking that dry shit down.
>take a hunk of meat
>put it in the oven
>don't brine it
>don't marinade it
>don't rub it
>don't braise it
>don't sear it
>don't make a sauce
>complain it tastes bland
Of course it tastes bland, all you did was heat it up. Chicken, steak, ribs, pork, and even fish will taste equally bland if you don't cook it with anything.
>>24556479
Season it fuckwad
>>24556748
>steak
i agree with everything else except this, a good steak only needs salt and pepper
Probably cause you're not eating it with any gravy? Fucking retard.
>>24556510
We keep our birds bland so the spices dont get in our dickholes
Don't cook it black people style.
Brine it, season it, and either fry it or bake it hatchcocked.
Although desu even when I cook it I find turkey to be boring. Duck or goose is much better. For some reason duck is seen as weird food like rabbit though. I have no idea why though because both are fucking delicious. More for me I reckon.
Pork is the superior Thanksgiving meat.
>>24556479
>he forgot to continually baste it
>he didn't stuff it's ass full of homemade stuffing and herbs
anon...
>>24556697
Maybe you should cook it yourself then dumbass.
