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>>24556251
got any cheerleader stories you want to share pal?

>>24556233
qt american blonde girls are my fetish

Have you tried being the guy in the picture?

>>24556233
kidnapping, rape, drugs and alcohol are your best bet

This happened two days ago
>tfw girl I know was wearing a red skirt and a nike varsity shirt that made her look exactly like a cheerleader
>it even had the name of some college in the us and those yellow shoulder thingsike in ops pic
>tfw gave her a ride home after her volleyball game at our school
>we get there and start chatting in my car
>"my dad isnt home anon"
>I tell her we should get out of the car and get more comfortable
>as soon as I open the door to get our I see some headlights coming up to us
>its her dad
>she invites me in just so it wasnt suspicious and I meet her dad and stay chatting with her for about 20 minutes

I was so close. My dick was diamonds because of the crimson skirt. I got to fuck her the next day

>>24556233
Isn't it obvious in the pic OP?

You gotta be black.

>>24556660
All he needs to take is melotonin. That will make him black.