>black people make jokes about thanksgiving
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>white people make "jokes" about thanksgiving
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>>24555858
Black people made that picture
>>24555858
This is definiately a joke made by a black person
>>24555934
Black """"""""""" people"""""""""" made that picture.
>>24555953
A black """""""""" person """""""""" made that picture.
>>24555858
> "white"
That is one joke that requires one to either ignore or be unaware of real statistics for both gun violence and serial killers. Most likely, it was some black who is angry at the whole "blacks are so violent!" stereotype.
protip: if they don't like that stereotype, they could make it go away by just, you know, not being violent for one or two generations.
:^) silly whutekuks
>>24556029
Great post anon. The excessive use of quotation marks added extra wit and humour to your racist post. Well mem'ed friend
>>24556465
>getting this triggered
back to tumblr you dyke cumdumpster
>>24556525
>calling someone triggered because they bootyblasted you.
fuck going anywhere, just get a noose, it's ogre for you.
>>24556525
I was not triggered actually. Your post had me in hysterics. I almost fell off my chair and let out a wee little parp from my boypussy. You my friend have a future in comedy.
>>24555858
>>24556057
I've never killed my parents before.
Why do niggers pretend they aren't the ones killing eachother? Is it some sort of coping mechanism?
>>24556572
Better get to it then
>>24556554
layers
>>24556593
They can't handle the reality that they are their own worst enemy. It's easier to blame it on something vague.
>>24556622
Yeah. Which is the complete opposite of the jizzmonkies on this website who blame their virginities on jews and muslims.
Thanksgiving with black families:
Literally cooking their own children alive.
http://m.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Houston-parents-charged-after-toddler-found-dead-6654537.php
Why are you queers so dick damaged by these pictures? Some of them are funny, most of them are unoriginal contrived bullshit. Just like the rest of the internet.
>>24556652
>has to compare himself with the bottom 1% of whites to feel competent
What happened to handling the banter you sensitive faggot? In any case blacks shit on each other as well.
God the constant victim complex shit you fucks pull is so goddamn embarrassing.
>>24556652
That's what I was drawing a comparison to.
>what is reading comprehension
>>24556572
>I've never killed my parents before.
i mean, you really can't do it more than once
>>24556707
everyone knows white people have easily hurt feelings
its why the robots get mad when a lil joke gets made about them, just like how the social activists get roasted over small jokes and start another crusade
>364 days/year black people complain about slavery and evil white people
>celebrate thanksgiving for some fucking reason and pretend it's not a holiday inspired by white colonialization/manifest destiny and shit
Memester faggots.
>>24556707
Niggers(or nigger sympathizers) think they're cleaver with these white people memes, when they are misguided at best.
it's a shame we can't make any jokes about a black dad. it's not easy to make fun of something that doesn't exist
>>24556762
Irrelevent. They're harmless jokes that aren't even funny 90% of the time, and yet you fucks get so torn up about it. You claim to be above it and get roped right in with the simplest effort less bait, every. time.
>>24556712
>>24556687
Haha, idiots, I was just joking.
Is it seen as acting white or something to make funny jokes? Why is it a race supposedly proud of their humor has a sense of humor worse than the fucking germans?
>>24556842
Can you honestly say you've never laughed at a black comedians jokes before?
>>24556898
I did once, inner city substitute teacher from that comedy central with the new kenan and kale show. Generally it's pretty boring.
>fuck fuck nigger bitch fuck muh racism fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck dindu fuck fuck *laugh track*
99% of black comedy for you right there. Just wear a different colored backwards hat each time and you have a lifetime of material.
>>24556962
You are so uneducated it's concerning. I could list a bunch, but it's not worth it, at the least check out Dave Chapelle.
>>24557010
>Dave Chapelle
try Patrice O'Neil
>>24556572
It's an annual thing for me. Do it every Thanksgiving.
>>24557036
>Patrice O'Neil
try Shaquille O'Neil
>half of the whities in this thread
wew lad
>>24557662
whites cant handle the bants
>seasoning joke
>xDDDDDD PRISON CRIME RATE
jfc why are they so soft
>>24557662
my family has always seasoned our turkey. our turkey is basted with wine.
>>24557750
literally 95% of the worlds greatest chefs are white men.
>>24557750
It's. A. Joke.
>>24557776
White people don't get jokes aimed at them. They either don't understand or get offended.
>>24557796
Jokes have to be funny or have some sort of basis, I'm black and even I know this. That's why the school shooting jokes are funny but the seasoning jokes are off
>>24555858
Why does everyone pretend that blacks don't shoot each other consistently more than white people?
I hesitate to say that there is a conspiracy here, but it's pretty wild that black on black crime so thoroughly ignored in the media.
>>24557825
CAN'T
HANDLE
THE
BANTZ
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>>24557796
Jokes aimed at white people are almost never well intentioned when its coming from a mud. Try making a generalization about black people in a joke, even lightly, and see how not offended they get.
>>24557822
>That's why the school shooting jokes are funny but the seasoning jokes are off
yup these thanksgiving hashtags are lame asl
>>24557825
white people shoot each other for hilarious shit.
black people shooting each other is mostly gang affiliation. where's the joke there?
>>24557825
Well there's always a lot of excuses for anything black people do that paints them in a negative light. When a white guy does something similar it's a white problem.
Oddly there is literally nothing wrong with saying "there are some shitty black people and we don't condone that behavior" but black people always blame the actions of criminal blacks on white people. White people don't make excuses for white criminals however.
>>24557822
the jokes really don't have to have some sort of basis.
it's just funny as fuck when whites take this as a persecution to their race when the joke isn't even that funny and stupid
most normal people: well that doesnt make much sense
people on 4chan: NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
>>24557825
because for blacks crime is a culture not a costume
for whites crime is a deviant behavior so it gets ridiculed by everyone, including the criminal' sfamily
>>24557796
you're right. i really don't understand a joke about white people not seasoning meat. i season chicken, turkey and ground beef. i don't season steaks. am i missing where the funny is? i think the post in question missed the funny, too, because it's nowhere to be found
>>24557845
what the fuck are you talking about being ghetto and having no fathers are the most thrown around jokes
I fucking laugh my ass off at these black take on white culture posts.
Pure hilarity. Blacks are mostly niggers, but one has to give them that they are humorous niggers.
>>24557845
I don't even care about the racism. I just want them ot at least be funny. Even the lowest hanging fruit of race jokes, "le jews like moneyxddd" is funnier than white people can't cook. Jews really do like money, that's why it's funny. White people are the world's greatest cooks though, so where does this no seasoning meme even come from? Even my aunt from Wisconsin makes her shit from scratch and with correct seasoning. I even learned a recipe for beer cheese soup and dip from her.
>>24557870
When has 4chan ever not been NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER? It's practically our first meme.
>>24557825
Black people usually keep on the streets or an ally way. White people always bring to very public places like schools, business offices, and their jobs.
>>24557919
you're right
original comment
>>24557860
Blacks do it about 10,000x more
>>24556465
>unironically using the term 'racist' to negatively describe a comment
>>24558033
I didn't negaively describe it you fool. I praised and analyzed his highly sophisticated humour technique.
>>24557796
I think part of the joke is that white people are bland or "square".
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.
He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album.
I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics.
But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
>>24557860
>white person has serious mental problems and murders people
>"Ayyo, many I read dis buzzfeed article dat he killed dem over xbox insults"
>black "person" murders teenagers for their new shoes
>"more youth violence in Chicago"
>come up with a joke of your own about black people
>racist!
>Decide to meet edge with edge and make a racier or less politically correct joke
>LMAO WHITEY CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTER
>Don't respond at all
>Dumb faggots make threads about twitter posts constantly on /r9k/
there's no winning here is there
Niggers can't hadle the bantz to be honest with you family:
https://twitter.com/AssOnFleek/status/669919639846146048
>so ignorant ;(
>>24556057
Am white, still fucking funny
>>24558726
lol niggers blown the fuck out, again
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I see
>>24557884
>because for blacks crime is a culture
Realist shit said of the remainder of the year.
>>24557662
>Black ppl: [mass murder "joke" that's actually a thinly veiled attempt to detract from their own massive crime rates]
>White ppl: "I see what you're trying to do there, and let me stop you with some facts and statistics"
>Black ppl: "LMAAAAOOOOO SALTY AF BRUHHHHH 100 100 100 100 100"
>>24555953
Come on, you blacks aren't people.
blacks can't handle it if a white person makes a joke at their expense, but expect whites to just sit there and take it when they do it
niggers just are dumb
>>24556707
Can I get a translation on that?
>>24558726
why exactly are you viral marketing a findom
fuck off roastie. you're worse than these humorless niggers
>>24560260
>makes a joke
>let me stop you with facts and statistics
seriously laffing @ u if you think that isn't salty LOL
>>24560442
Comedy is one of the best avenues for subversion there is. If you go too far, you can always scream "it was just a joke lol" and recover.
>>24557662
>white people don't use seasoning lol
>tfw my mom makes turkey it tastes plain as fuck
>>24561657
ARE YOU WHITE OR BLACK THIS IS CRUCIAL TO THE THREAD
>>24561668
i''m slav :^)
>>24561725
druze moj
>>24558726
Blacks BTFO
M-muh racism
I-it's different when whites do it
I'll fight you whiteboi
Hypocritcal little victims
>>24556029
Calm down sgt kuk
>>24555858
It's a part of the global elite's plan to disenfranchise white people.
>>24556793
i think most whites are angered due to the general reaction to their own similar jokes instantly being labelled racist, bigoted and hateful, whereas blacks don't have any of that social baggage.
It's less about the joke itself and more about feeling a lack of social acceptance to reciprocate.
>>24556707
I wonder how white people can be on the internet for longer than 5 minutes without crying their hearts out?
This whole thread reveals why you're virgins desu.
Will this ease the pain whitey feels in his boipussy?
Consider this a peace offering.
>>24556057
when u at ben carson's house and he start killing his mom with a hammer.
>>24557825
black on black crime is reported in the media all the time. You can't just decide that reality fits your conspiracy theory when it doesn't.
>>24555858
I hate niggers
I also hate twitter
That's why I come here
Fuck off now
>>24562558
Stealing that xbox was probably one of the best things he's ever done in life. It got him on the news which means all his friends are probably talking about it which raises his status in his school. There are no consequences for dumb niggers being dumb niggers until they hit 18, so you get shit like this.
>>24556746
There are 365 days a year, you retarded nigger.
>>24561725
>>24561668
Are slavs considered white?
>/r9k/ makes fun of black people all the time
>gets triggered when black people make fun of them
>>24562717
Someday there will only be 364 though since the Earth is losing rotational energy to the moon.
>>24562392
> Blacks accuse whites of being whiny
> Blacks accuse whites of being violent
Nigger calling the kettle black
>>24562771
> Black people constantly triggered by white people
> Make racist jokes towards whites and expect whites to just suck it up
> Get triggered again if whites respond with racist jokes
Shaking my head to be honest
>>24555858
>>24556057
at least when white people kill someone it's for a reason, black people seem to just lash out and attack anyone
killing your family because that won't stop asking why you don't have a girlfriend is a lot more reasonable than killing some random you have never met just because you're a fucking ape who felt like lashing out
>>24555858
>Trying to kill someone with lead cast bullets
What kind of poor idiot made this picture?
>>24560377
Are you retarded?
Serious question.
BLOXBLOXBLOXROBOTFUCKOFF
>>24557662
THIS
Seriously, guys learn to laugh. I swear you fuckers are becoming as sensitive and raw as all the feminists and women you hate so much.
>>24558726
Whats that chicks name again? I want to masturbate to her right now.
>implying some of these things aren't true
>>24565508
oh shit. Now that is hilarious.
