Look who finally stepped out of his cave! Whacha been up to on your computer, anon?
>get asked this exact question a few hours ago when I came down, wrapped in a blanket because I was cold
>didn't realize they were eating right now
>slowly side-steps out of the room
>wraps my blanket around me tighter
>trudge slowly down the steps
>slowly shut the door
>quietly turn the lock
>heave myself onto my bed
>wrap myself in more blankets
>begin to tear up
fuck my goddamn life
Oh haha, yeah sorry, I was just putting some last touches on my business report due tomorrow in business 101. Haha yeah it keeps me busy! Oh Shepherd's pie, my favourite! Auntie did you make it? I love it! Ok, everyone let's say grace.
>>24555864
kekd desu senpai
>>24555819
what a fucking loser you are mate
>>24555819
that's pretty pathetic dude
Not quite there yet, my family kind of finds my sperginess endearing so I've become more open around them and in turn they lay off the "what have you been doing with your life" shit
I think they just blame it on my dads bad genes, whatever I still feel like it takes the heat off me
>>24555756
>say cheese
cause they are obviously taking a pic. then id put the camera down and maybe eat.
are you fuckers this socially anxious? seek help
>>24556088
just get it over with. you arent fooling anyone.
or quit being a pussy. either way
>>24555756
>why do you look like a girl now anon?
>cut your hair
I browse a website called 4chan. Have you heard of it?
>>24556117
What, kill myself?
>>24556145
"Oh, haha yeah I was actually just growing it out to donate to cancer patients. Haha yeah, I thought it was a pretty cool thing to do and also I get to try out a new hairstyle!"
Its really not that hard...
>>24556206
You aren't fooling anyone when you either look like the Michelin Man or Powder, live in front of the computer and smell like a gorilla farm.
>>24555819
Why the fuck didn't you just grab some food and eat while giving short, monotone, mumbling replies to questions like every other socially competent person on this board?
Just watching Jap toons and playing with my dick, whatcha been up to Bob?
>>24556302
>incompetent
ftfy
>>24555819
This is you, Anon
>>24556063
>>24556072
Normie detected. Gtfo!!
>>24555864
>>24556206
>Haha
KiII yourseIf
>>24555756
SO SORRY I WAS BUSY GETTING YOU'RE COUSIN/ SISTER-IN-LAW/ DAUGHTER/ GRANDDAUGHTER/ NIECE PREGNANT.
IS THERE ANY OF THAT PINOT NOIR LEFT ? I WANT SOME.
>like every other socially competent person on this board?
Reeeeeeeee!!!! Normie gtfo!
This is a board for people who minimal social ability or none. If you are not one of these then leave, go to /fit/ or. /fa/. Or at the very least keep quiet.
>>24555756
What is GSP doing in my house?
>>24555819
nigger eat, they're family what can they do besides ask questions
>>24556145
I've been called a punk and I'm still trying to wonder how it's anything like one. I thought they wore studded jackets and have spiky mohawks? Even then, I hate having a buzzcut, it makes my head appear smaller.
Why can't you socialize with your family?
>>24557037
Because all they do is make fun of me.
>>24557187
you realize you can make fun of them back, right? are you really this upset over BANTAH
>>24555756
>Haha just working on some stuff. Hey uncle, still raising another man's children?
The kuck card destroys normalfags
>>24557465
I do this to my cousin
>man I love that kid but he's annoying as hell
>shouldn't have got a pregnant one then
>..........
Every time.
>tfw actually had a fun time hanging out with cousins and my friend from school who joined us for dinner
>cousins got an adorable new puppy so I got to play with him
>everyone loved the pie I made for dessert
>got tons of leftovers to take home
thanksgiving can be pretty comfy if you want it to be
>>24557905
This.
I have to be fucked up to be sociable tho
Where do you find so many pictures of normie families sitting around a table like that?
You guys have no idea how good life is for you at the moment. Just imagine what happens when your family is far away and your friends started working and made their own family.
Even if you have no friends and no gf at least you still someone that take care of you. If you're so desperate now then i'm sure you'll all kill yourself in your cold, lonely dark room.
>>24558046
facebook is a good source
>>24555756
>"still a virgin, anon?"
>"he's shy"
>>24558060
I literally have nobody. My fucking family didn't even invite me over. I'm starring at all their happy facebook pics and they look so much happier that I'm not there.
>>24558109
Is it normal to openly talk about sex with family members?
I've never even spoken about fapping to my brothers
>>24558144
So i guess you can understand me a bit. Welcome to hell, enjoy your stay.
>>24558151
Yeah as long as it's a pier and not an elder
>>24558173
Cheers comrade.
>>24557402
If any of us makes fun back, there seems to be a double standard. The retaliation is characterized as a problem but their own behavior is "just kidding". All behavior towards them can be considered a problem,whereas nothing they do is objectionable. The act of objecting to any of them is objectionable. Everything is set up in they're favor
Just b urselves, anons
>>24558230
Smile as you do it. Normie brains will take this as a cue that you're being funny
>>24558230
Meant to type
>*their favor
>>24558267
>Just b urselves, anons
o-okay
>>24558267
Me being myself
>>24555819
>not rolling through and stuffing you pockies with food for later
>>24556206
>>24557022
>are those breasts anon?
>ha, does anon wanna be called anonette now?
>>24556145
Wear it with confidence and they won't care or you can just dismiss it
If you've got one of those oily unwashed scraggly long hairs then you're on your own
>>24555819
I feel you family
anyone that can't relate to this should fuck off to >>>/soc/
>>24555819
Wow, is this true?
