Who /Mischief/ here?
>I'm at a party
>see 10/10 qt
>she sees me staring at her and smiles
>5 mins later she comes over to me
>we start talking
>she seems a little drunk
>she has the BEST tits I've ever seen
>althoughihaventseenmanytits.jpeg
>asks me if I want to come to her house to fuck
>I say "no thanks"
I'm a virgin and I really wanted to fuck.
>Tell someone i have dubs
>actually have singles
>Tell someone I have singles
>actually have dubs
>wake up and go to the bathroom
>brush teeth
>wake downstairs and open refrigerator
>Get a glass of OJ
>drinks
Fight me faggots.
>be me
>see some gullible cunt leave her cart unattended
>executing the utmost stealth and agility I swiftly grab a can of kidney beans off the shelf
>completely inconspicuously drop the can in to the woman's cart
>run and hide
look on from a distance
>she comes back
>she doesn't notice the can she didn't put in which is RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF HER
>the density of this philistine
>follow her around in the store
>she goes to the register
>cleverly position myself behind her so I have a full fucking view of the transaction
>she starts putting her wares on the conveyer belt
>milk, bananas, butter, spaghetti, all the things retarded whores buy she's putting on there
>then she gets to my can
>I'm shaking with anticipation at this point
>she looks at it, looks confused for a second, then PUTS IT ON THE BELT WITH HER OTHER SHIT
>SHE'S FUCKING BUYING THE BEANS
>THAT SHE DIDN'T EVEN PICK OUT HERSELF
>SHE'S PURCHASING THE PRODUCT WHICH I PICKED OUT FOR HER
>SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN NEED KIDNEY BEANS BUT SHE'S BUYING THEM ANYWAY
>mfw
>as she's bagging her wares I purchase my nestle lion bar
>I nod at her smugly and leave her with a stupid confused look on her face
>>24556004
Holy mother of kek
