>thanksgiving
>married adult female
>family watching football
>shitposting on 4chan
>get asked what i'm doing
>say i'm on pinterest, they don't know the difference
How's your Thanksgiving going?
Smoked pot with my mom for the first time, that was pretty weird.
>>24555751
How did that even come up as an option?
>>24555699
I had dinner with my transgender daughter (mtf) for the first time since they left home
I thought I was the only older woman on /r9k/
>>24555846
My mom is a stoner and so are her friends, we were at their house for thanksgiving and they were just smoking pot out of a hookah in their living room so I joined in the circle. Was way less awkward than I thought it would be.
>>24555885
Whats a hagraven doing here
>>24555699
thought i was having a heart attack, turns out it was anxiety.
Now im high as shit on ativan, and gonna fill my script of xanax tomorrow
>>24555885
There have to be a few of us, I'd guess. Was dinner nice? Go well?
>>24555898
My mom is pretty chill but I'd feel weird getting high with her. I'll stick to wine when I'm visiting home.
>>24555913
For anime, same as I've done for 10 years
>>24555969
Went pretty well. I might not have been so shitty about her wanting to be a girl if I knew she'd end up being so pretty.
>>24555898
That's fucking badass!
>>24555751
I feel like smoking with my mum would be more fun if she didn't get way too baked way too fast
Any of you ladies want to become my mommy gf?
I'm here to ask the same thing as this guy >>24556530
My aunt asked me why I don't have a bf. I said I was focusing on school. I'm a lesbian.
>>24556530
>>24556722
OP here. Why do you want a mommy gf? I'm married but bored and listening.
>>24555699
Moms use 4chan?
>>24555898
I feel like a large part of the anxiety and awkwardness from smoking weed is worrying about getting caught. If you're doing it with your mom, that's one less angle you need to worry about.
Anyway, I got way too high on poppy seed tea, felt sick and nodded all day, tried to eat some pie but threw up. I'll eat a Thanksgiving meal tomorrow.
>>24555898
how's the trailer park this time of year
>>24557007
I'm married but not a mom. But yes, just because a baby came out your vag doesn't mean you're nota faggot
>>24557039
Not everyone who smokes weed is trashy. When my mom was growing up in NYC, her best friends parents had a vase full of weed in their dining room, and they were outright upper class.
>>24557039
Is it the 90s again?
But, r9k.
Thanksgiving was over a month ago.
>tfw no /m/ posting wife
Kill me now.
>>24557049
there is so much respect in this
>>24557100
>>24557101
>my mom is a stoner and so are her friends
>an older woman identifying as a stoner and not being trashy
>any year
>>24557273
>some NEET calling doctors, lawyers, and Silicon Valley CEOs trashy
tip top kek
family was happy to see me, but left me with a bittersweet feeling the rest of the night
/blog
>>24556970
Because I want to continue to be a hikikomori NEET, which necessitates that any female I'm with be the breadwinner, not me. I just want to stay home and lift, play vidya, and shitpost all day
>>24555699
it was pretty meh
>work up at like 12pm
>played fallout until like 3
>drove my dad and brother to other >grandparents
>say hi to relatives
>ate amazing turkey and ham
>browsed 4chan and leddit for 4 hours
>came back home and played more fallout 4
>did laundry
>practicing nip, about to fap to amazing vn
wish i took some of the food she made home, im hungry now and i bet mcdonalds is closed. my mom and her mom make kind of shitty turkey, nothing like my other grandma
>>24556970
For gentle femdom purposes.
>>24555699
>married, thanksgiving with family
>robot
pick one faam
>>24557643
>implying robot isnt a state of mind
>>24557558
what vn
>>24557886
https://vndb.org/v18540
its really fuckin good, but its /ss/
voiced protag too, and all the voices are amazing. it even has some basic animation too
ive been fapping to it for like the past 4 days
>mother said she'll cook thanksgiving dinner today
>I was extremely doubtful
>she's a 12-pack-every-night alcoholic
>wake up
>she's not up
>drive into campus, use my key card to get into my department's building, and work on one of my final projects for a few hours
>only person in a fairly large building of classrooms and offices
>not the first time, almost certainly not the last
>could keep going, but I'm just not feeling it, head home
>as I expected, she slept through til about 2pm, completely missed it
>gives one of the usual bullshit excuses, she ate something bad at *insert restaurant*, one of her self-diagnosed conditions is acting up, etc. I honestly don't remember what it was this time
>half an hour of awkward small talk between her, myself, my brother, and my father before we all head back to our own niches
>I dick around on the internet, like normal
>brother and I drive to mcdonalds because it's the only place open
>drive back, get back on computer, and get back to blowing what's left of my youth in front of a screen
My thanksgiving dinner was two hamburgers off the dollar menu and a dipped ice cream cone.
Every year that goes by I have more and more trouble feeling anything but apathy towards myself, my family, or the world at large.
>>24558028
Two hamburgers sound good about now.
>>24558089
They were lukewarm and they had pickles on them even though I said no pickle.
>>24558106
You're living the dream boy
>>24558028
I'd buy you a burger senpai if you were by me. Too bad we don't have digital burger coupons yet.
>>24557484
Those are all things I'd like, too. So might not work.
>>24557630
I could get behind this.
>>24558761
How about you commit some adultery and gentle femdom a robot for Thanksgiving? If you're loyal, do you have any friends who could get behind me?
>>24559040
>How about you be exactly what I hate as long as it benefits me and I'll go back to complaining about how shit you are whether you took the offer or not
Kill yourself
Men are stupid
>>24557339
>not knowing the difference between casually smoking weed and being a "stoner"
Oh lol those are good jobs lol they must be smart as fuck never mind then haha lol
>>24558028
I know the pain and disappointment of having an alcoholic mother, anon. I wish I could have shared the Thanksgiving meal I made with you. I made so much food, but it was very lonely. I'm going to have to figure out how to freeze all of this.
