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*burp* oooh that turkey with filling was so delicious. mommy
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*burp* oooh

that turkey with filling was so delicious. mommy cooked it to perfection just for ME. in fact, i think i'll go serve myself some leftovers.

tick tock wagekek, don't forget to set your alarm
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I got my alarm set 4 hours from now. I'm not even a wagekek. I just got stuff I have to do.
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"Oh, hey, he lives! Anon, nice to see you out of the room!"

"Are you still a hacker, Anon?"
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>>24553965
Had three serving now off to make that guap while your mommy grows old and frail
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>tfw NEET threads will never stop
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>>24554214
Actually I'm busy working on my opera, it's based on the story of my life, how I managed to buck the system and avoid becoming a slave
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>>24554478
>shitposting : the opera
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>>24554421
the only thing that will make us stop is nuclear holocaust.

even when WWIII breaks out, we'll be here. you'll be shipped out to some cabin in the middle of the desert, and you'll open up your laptop.
there you will see a NEET thread, mocking you warkeks.

another day another akbar
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>>24554504
I don't even understand what's good about being a NEET. Been one since graduating high school, and it's honestly just a different kind of hell. No friends, no job, nothing to pass the time but shitposting here. Plus try and stay sane living with two younger sisters.
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>>24554551
that's your problem m8. NEET is a lifestyle, use it wisely or it will destroy you

namaste
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>>24554551
Friends, jobs and hobbies are just distractions from achieving a higher state of being, where your mind exists in a state of pure creativity and imagination. That is the reward of being a neet
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>>24554504
i thought neet was a bad thing
every day you wake up and do nothing but relax
if you relax all day every day, doesnt it turn into non relaxing? Like, relaxing is something you do after you get out of something not relaxing
but i wish i could relax a lot but if i dont work i cant pay my bills and i dont wanna be homeless :(
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>>24554590
>namaste

Made me laugh, anon.
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>>24554596
ThisNEET has the right idea.
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>>24554628
laughter is good
laughter is a blessing

namaste
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>>24554675
>i will never be a monk at peace with myself and the world
Just end my life.
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>>24554478
>>24554503
>Into the Basement
>Tendies & Side Story
>The Phantom of the School Yearbook
>Death of a Manchild
>Neets!
>Don Cheetovanni
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>>24554697
you make too much of it
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Mom told me I didn't have enough good goy points to get chicken tendies today, so I asked for turkey tendies. She didn't find that funny.
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>>24554708
>The Normie of Seville
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>>24554739
>The Waifu of Figaro
>diddler on the roof
>The GBPman Cometh
>Les Miserable (lifestyle)
>Oedipepe Rex
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>>24554551
>Plus try and stay sane living with two younger sisters.
why haven't you dicked them yet? this is why you're miserable
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>>24554852
>Madame Shutinfly
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Haha. I'll yourself neet nigger. "Mommy" would be happier with her shame, failure child dead :)
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>>24554551
Very few wagekucks understand or they would make the switch themselves.

If your comprehension skills were sufficient, you would not be slaving your life away for jew points so you can buy what the tv tells you.
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>>24554974
did you have a stroke as you wrote this post?
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>>24553965
My mummy is a dedicated turkey artist who makes nutritious cooked poultry made to MY desires.
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>>24554974
So many mistakes it is like you typed this at the end of your break

There is no reason to be upset
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>>24555002
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG no I didn- HNNNNNNNGGGGGG fucking normi- HNNNNNNNNNNNG
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>>24554880
>implying i have an incest fetish
They're 6 and 12 respectively. Sorry m8, pedophilia isn't my thing.
>>24554989
>implying i'm materialistic like the average man
All i need is a safe, warm place to live, half decent food, good books, and the occasionally case of beer.
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>>24555021
God damn iPhone. Lemme try that again.

Ahem

All NEET nigger fags should kill themselves because literally everyone would be happier with them DEAD
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>>24554974
>not knowing about being mummy's good boy
NORMIE BTFO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24555079
GBP don't exist. You're mom is in denial. Kill yourself. Make her happy without you ruining her life.
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>>24553965
How's high school?

bloxbdddd
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>have to work tomorrow
>boss isn't there
>mfw I'll get $250 for just sitting around and playing vidya for 8 hrs
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>>24555113
Your*
>not using grammar properly
>say I should kms because I'm a failure
Now fuck off nigger
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this one doesn't really make sense

he's ate food, and he's going to make some more food, therefore neetkeks > wagekeks.

i just .. you missed an opportunity here please go back and rework it.
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>>24553965
>be wage slave
>be chad enough to have milfs hit on me
>30'ish year old big tit whore hits on me
>feels sad on me for stocking boxes on thanksgiving
>offers to bring me food
>tell her no, and that I can make myself dinner
>she sys okay
>she comes back before closing with a plate of food
>say "sorry, I don't want it. I can eat at home"
>she tries to make sad puppy dog eyes to guilt me.
>I literally turn my back tio her in the most autistic retarded way, and then wlk away.


FUCKING NORIE SLUTS WHY THE FUUUUCKKK WOULD I EVER DATE YOU FUCK OGG FUCK OFF WHY WOULD I EVER DATE SOME FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORE WHO IS TYRING TO HIT ON GUYS HALF HER AGE.
YOUFKCING PIECE OF SHIT WHORE SLUT WHY DIDNT YOU JUST GET PREGNANT AND MAKE MORE CUTE WHITE GIRLS MY AGE WHY THE FUUUUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL GUYS FROM THE VERY FEW GIRLS AND GUYS THAT EXIST IN MY GENERATION OF WHITES YOU BOOMER
PIECE
OF
SHIIIIITI

LITERALL
KILL
GENOCIDE
EVERYSING.E FUCKING. OLD OPERSON SJUST DYIE YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT THAT HAVE DESTROYED THE WHITE WESTERN WORLD YOU DEGENERATE SONS OF BITCHES
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>>24553965
>mfw paid holidays
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>>24554989
>Buying whatever the tv tells you
>Tv
Haven't had one in 6 years, NEET
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>>24555060
>Tfw true
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>>24553965
>NEETs being happy during the holidays
It's just not believable.
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>>24555281
Why not just fuck her?
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holy shit no wonder we pay NEETs to just stay away from us.

here, take a couple pennies out of my wallet NEETbitch, go buy yourself something nice if you can muster the courage.
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>>24555281
my man..

who lives in an original post down the street
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>>24555390
Seriously.

Askebdksjxnsksnx
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>>24555057
>They're 6 and 12 respectively

Damn I bet they're cute as hell. Pics?
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>>24555396
Well said anon, well said indeed
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>>24554214
>fries on thanksgiving
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>>24555368
I dined on smoked bbq brisket and lightly seasoned steamed jumbo shrimp. All purchased with foodstamps and not shared with anyone.

I'm sure your generic family gathering where you ate what the people on tv ate on the day they told you to was so fulfilling.

Or perhaps you just meant that neets can't experience the happiness increase resulting from a day off because they're happy every day.
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>>24555281
Get a load of this failed normie
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>>24555448
Nope, that's not what I meant. But it sounds like you had a pretty lame night. What are you thankful for yankNEET?
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>>24554214
this family looks genuinely loving and welcoming

10/10 would comfortably sperg in front of them
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>>24555518
I would not expect a wagenig to comprehend individualism or the intricacies of the subjective nature of enjoyability.

I'm thankful for freedom and for having resisted being brainwashed into joining the antiquated rat race at the expense of my irreplaceable life and time.

What about you slavey? Let me guess: shekels.
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I love being a wagecuk.
Neets are pathetic
What are you going to do when momma and poppa are kill?
Starve to death. literally
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>>24555677
thats a fancy way of saying i dont do anything but laz about the house all day leeching off onni-chan
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>>24555677
Good for you. I am in the leisure class, so not subject to the wage pressures your image portrays. Read some Veblen.
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You know, I used to hate this meme but it's honestly started to grow on me. They started when I was a neet, then I was a wagekek, but now I am neet again
I think it should be a rite of passage for needs to do a few months of wagekeking in order to truly appreciate how comfy the neet life is
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>>24555718
Again i am not surprised that yet another wagekuck is unable to even fathom the possibilities of a free life and free time.

We pity you a great deal, dear wagekuck. Happy holidays
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Seeing as I live in Portland and my family is in Boston I didn't see any of them, good thing too, they're all ass holes.
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>>24554214
aye bb gurl damn whos that little red hoe tho
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>>24555776
please enlighten about what you do besides pester onni-chan to buy you jumpu?
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>>24555776
Brah - what economic theory is this? Read some Veblen. There's a whole leisure class - military commanders, artists, intellectuals. We are the parasites who run the whole parade. NEETs are just some weird spandrels off this system.
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>Be me
>Thanksgiving dinner, me, parents, two siblings, grandparents too
>Finish eating
>grandma taps her spoon on her glass like she's going to give a speech
>"Before we eat pie, let's go around the table and each say one thing we're thankful for"
>mother says "I'm grateful for my wonderful children"
>looks only at siblings, not at me
>father says "nuclear fusion" because he wants to be edgy
>decide i want to be edgy too
>brother says family or some other generic bullshit
>sister sucks up to parents
>grandparents say something about soldiers protecting our country
>finally gets around to me
>autism strikes
>"I'm thankful for dank memes"
>"What the fuck anon?"
>siblings laugh
>grandparents give me dirty looks
>Mother gives me a smaller piece of pie than anyone else
>mfw
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>>24555899
Your siblings aren't too bad then?
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>>24555836
If you admit an intelligent person could name 10 or more productive things one could do with a 20,000-day weekend (and name some,) i will deem you an individual with whom i feel comfortable divulging the specifications of my personal wonderful l luxurious neet life.

If you are not worthy then please have a nice comfy time for the remainder of your holiday if one was gifted to you.
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>>24554590
Well said. NEETs are the modern sages living and maintaining a higher state of enlightenment in a chaotic modern world. Unlike the buddhist monks who do so in Lhasa, Tibet on moutain roof tops..we maintain this amongst chaos..even harder.
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I am a wage kek who has the day off tomorrow. half the week I work from home which means 4 hours of actual work. I'm a stay at home wage kek and it's pretty cool. I live 5 mins from the beach so warmer days I can actually go for a swim during my lunch break.
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>>24555999
Neets will be looked back upon by future societies as the top rung of today's societal hierarchy.
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>>24554214
Why the hell are there fries on their plates?
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>>24555999
Hah
Parasites go in >>/x/
My friend
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>>24556028
where else would the fries go m8?
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>>24555899
If I could hi5 you, I would.
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Here's that attention you were looking for, NEETfriend. Happy Thanksgiving.
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I know the wagekek meme is one long running joke but how is being totally dependent on a parent (who could snap at any moment) and cut you off or die unexpectedly be such a good life. It's extremely near-sighted actually makes me feel better about being dependent.

Just wondering if it actually rustles anyone.
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>>24556129
>it's the NEET equivalent of cutting
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I get to go on a plane, go somewhere I've never been and do something I've never done for my job tomorrow. Not working until monday, so I get to chill at a nice hotel, eat free food (were given a stipend obviously) and explore a city I've never been to for the next few days

Have fun in your room
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>>24556165
>you are also in the leisure class
NEET live in a black and white world of NEET and wage.
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>>24556165
For a sage that means nothing. Being in my room at peace and zero negativity is even better. Hell you reach a state where all of this worldly stuff means nothing. We're way past desire. We live without fear and judgement from fellow man which is the ultimate way to live wagekek. Now enjoy getting raped by TSA, possibility of getting food poisoning, getting your stuff stolen, meeting assholes..etc.
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>>24555155
This is what NEETS don't get. Get any office job and you get properly paid to be a NEET.
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>>24556232
Wait, when do you go to the piano bar, exactly?
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>>24553965

Tick tock is right. I'm on my fucking lunch break right now.. >:(


Goddamn it....
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>>24556151
Actually my parents set up a trust fund for me, and with the skill I've amassed during my endless amount of free-time I have the skills needed to do free-lance work for my hobby, not that I would ever need to.
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>>24556232
Verily, the higher consciousness of the NEET is too abstract and mystical for the wagekek to even begin to understand.

NEETs are superhuman, the last stage in human evolution.
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>>24556265
Yeah just wage up at 6am and shower and put your suit on. Pack your lunch then go where you have to go every day.

Same thing
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>>24556269
Whenever I want
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thanksgiving was on October 12th you idiot Americans

can't you get anything right
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>>24556323
Hello my turkish friend
still trying to learn english, I see?
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>>24556318
>Hey there you are!
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>>24556354
>turkish

bitch how did you even decide I must be fucking Turkish

Do I look like a fucking muzzie to you?
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>>24556365
>Another transcendent NEET - jealous?
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Ha-ha vomit monster had to "work" all day today. Got me an excuse to avoid family and, hang with some homeless guy and get shit faced while I made a fuck ton of my product for black Friday. The trucks will pull up in an hour or three and give me basically free jew points in exchange for something it cost me next to nothing to produce. I might as well be selling normies their own turds. Wonder how bad I can fuck with the normie drivers when they show up with my cash. Self employed master race
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>>24556365
>>24556384
I see you titled your pictures "sage"
Since you wagekeks are of such a low intellect that you cannot know this, allow me to explain
Attempting to sage while posting a picture will still result in a bump
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>>24556381
It's simple; the way your attempts at English look
It's how it looks every time a turk tries to type in English

As for being a muzzie, that's about 98% of europe at this point and growing!
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>>24556413
>Triggered NEET can't beat the leisure class
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ITT: wage slaves pretending to be NEETs trolling other wage slaves.
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>>24556435
And here we see the still ever un-intelligent wagekek resorting once again to buzzwords
Their simple minds are sadly unable to form proper arguments
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>>24556433
I'm neither European or Muslim. God you burgers are so stupid that you're months late for Thanksgiving and can't even decipher someone's location based on text.
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>>24556480
Whatever you say, my turkish friend
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>>24556474
>Theory of the Leisure Class
But don't worry about it. Wouldn't want you to educate yourself - you'd be a NET then!
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neetbux from wagekeks
life getting better next
everyday kekmoney
thats right mummy
so give me tendies
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>>24556500
>>24556433
Dubs don't lie
>>24556480
Is most certainly a turk
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>>24556480
>Based Fraser
He can bring peace - and enjoy two Thanksgiving thanks to his blessed heritage.
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>>24556480
He knows you live in canada. That doesn't make you less turkish.
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>>24556381
>tfw when Turks are badass numero uno right now
Have you been checking out the news?
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>>24556504
And now we see that the un-intelligent wagekek is not even able to understand the acronym NEET
Nor does he know about how the master race of NEETs are constantly educating themselves and expanding their minds
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>>24556500
>>24556527
>>24556542
IM NOT TURKISH
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>>24555343
Don't have time to watch.
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>>24556574
There is no need to lie on an anonymous imageboard, my friend
We all know you're a turk
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>>24556600
>>24556433
>>24556500
>all these dubs
There is literally no denying it
This is three times in a row
>>24556574
Is 100% turkish
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>>24556570
But how can you learn if you're not in a lecture hall having things explained at the pace of the lowest common denominator?

Autodidects are a myth! If university wasnt so effective and important, it wouldn't be so expensive.
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>>24556570
>>24556574
>Not in Education Employment or Turkish?
You are still missing out on the leisure class pulling the strings. But I have no qualms about your coziness.
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>>24556574
Turk-ass work-ass nigga
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>>24556600
>>24556643
>>24556666
PLEASE STOP. NO BULLY
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>>24556666
OH SHIT NIGGA QUADS
>>24556702
IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING TURK THERE IS
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>>24556658
It's such a sad thing to see
The mind of a wagekek is incapable of reading comprehension and is unable to decipher that the "Education" in NEET is alluding to formal education
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>>24556778
>It's OK, let us pull the strings, go back to your WoW.
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>>24556871
Looks like this little wagie has given up
I hope he hasn't tuckered himself out too much, he has more money to make me
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>>24556871
Unless you are at least a distant relative or mordecai shekelsberg, you aren't pulling anything but double shifts
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>>24556930
>Leisure class: Assert power over wagekeks, by creating unproductive but essential roles for themselves in society under which the wageys toil.
My personal theory: NEETs are a small part of the way we do this, just to really rub wagey's faces in it. But we'd never let the NEETs near the strings, or get their hands on the good stuff - just enough NEETbux to make wagey angry.
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Hey neet nigger. Still alive? Don't hear the sobs of your parents from dealing with yet another embarrassing thanksgiving having to deal with your vile, disgusting existence? How does it feel knowing your parents see you as a stain in the world?
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>>24557009
Feels fine. How does an early morning traffic jam feel?
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>>24554214

White people be like

>I'm going ot put this nice silver thing on top of the food to keep it from getting cold
>White people amirite? hahaha
>They aren't even eating off of paperplates
When it's time to go home they is am be all like "would you like me to pack you some in a tupperware to take home?"
>I guess it is am be are a contest to show off wealth
>"look at me, I can afford real aluminum or steel forks. I am a white person."
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>>24557046
Pretty good considering I'm off tomorrow. And that my nice, flexible hours land me on the highway when there's no traffic :)

Btw how does mommy feel living with a failure man child? Does she pat your head and quickly turn away hiding the tears of disappointment before considering suicide herself?
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>>24557108

>no traffic

I live in mississippi and even at 4 in the morning we have people out on the gravel roads. Are you lying or do you live in alsaska?
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We don't live together but she told me she loves me today via skype. I take it you believe her assertion to be untrue. I will take that under advisement.

How does it feel to be forced to adhere to company policy and get your projects in by the deadline? Must be exhilarating
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>>24557108
For you
>>24557176
Also how do you manage your alarm clock when the boss changes your schedule so much?

Any tips for the other wagebros?
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>>24553965
normie facebook meme /10

did you get lots of hugs and wonderful conversation from your family, normie
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>>24557218
Wonder where they got it newfag?
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>>24554675
>>24554736
monks are the ultimate NEETS
>no work
>no slavery
>no roasties
>no distractions
>asceticism
>self-improvement
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>>24557209
I don't get my schedule set. I set my minions schedules :) as for the traffic comment. Lol. Nigger neet. Way to take statements to illogical extremes. You say traffic originally implying hours of congestion. Then change it to any single car in a hick road. Btw neet what are you doing on a road 4am? Mommy doesn't let you drive
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I want to post in this thread but i have a late night sexual skype date with a wagekuck's wife (he has finally gone to sleep)

I'll catch you guys on the next thread. Please excuse me.
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>>24557365
Enjoy fapping to your JRPG dating sim. Virgin fag
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>>24557218
>literally liked by stacy
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>>24557218
nice crappy photoshop
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>>24557325
Obviously if it were the same person, he/i would know what the original neet meant. Try logic wagenigger

Keep roleplaying like you're the exception to miserable wagekucks. It's funny and fun.
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>>24555899
i'm thankful for dank memes too desu
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>>24557283

I wouldn't call it self improvement really. Ascetism applies to diet too. I doubt any monks are eating 4k calories a day, even those ping pong pu chinamonks.
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>>24557390
*bark* *bark bark*

the wagekek is a loud fellow
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>>24557417
When you're actually better than the typical drooling data entry kek, yes. Yes it does feel better B)
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>>24557428
Careful with your fur play neet nigger. Don't wanna drive mommy to suicide now do we?
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>be me
>be" wagekek"
>Wednesday ask my supervisor if I have thanksgiving off since I'm new and not sure which holidays I have off
>"oh anon you have thursday off and friday"
>I got 2 days (paid of course) extra along with paid vacation whenever I please
>go home
>eat turkey made for me
>go shopping
>come home
>enjoy hard cider I crafted from scratch, apparently I have more free time then the spammers thing
>post on r9k
>amuse myself by guessing which "neets" are trolling or genuinely delusional, usually its the absurd claims that give it away
pure hell I tell you
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>>24557457
*baark* *baark bark bark*

You should all be put on a leash. Savage creatures you wagekeks are.
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>>24554214
>>"Are you still a hacker, Anon?"
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>>24557483
Funny, we said the same about you neet monkeys to your dear old rents when they came to us asking for antidepression meds to deal with you. Don't you have a nest to soil to continue being the familial shame?
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>>24557478

>master said I get not just one, but 2 days off
>I had turkey like literally everyone else did AND enjoyed the finest of jailjuice made FOR ME by fleishmans finest bread yest and walmart brand apple juice in 3 qt containers
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>>24557527
*baark bark bark* *baark bark bark* *baark bark bark*

sure is loud in here
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>older brother is a NEET
>acts like he's got everything he wants and is smug about them giving in to his every whim
>hear parents talk behind his back about what a disappointment he is and how they think he's a fucking terrible son
>mom cries about feeling like she failed as a mom because of him
>have taken all his photos out of the house
>have repeatedly tried getting me to let him move in with me to get rid of him
>tell them fuck no every time
>they say fine but he's getting kicked out the first of the year if he doesn't get a job
>he has no idea
>tfw thinking about the look on his face when they tell him

I can't imagine having such a horrible existence. all the NEET threads on here just remind me of him, but how could someone enjoy being so reliant on the pity of others? your entire existence is based on what others choose to give you to the point that you're an unloved and resented zero in society. that doesn't seem like a life at all
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>>24557541
I said from scratch you retarded nigger
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>>24557483
it's this what children do
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>>24557579
You should be careful little wagie
If you keep trying to practice your creative writing skills so late at night you'll be too tired on the job and end up getting yet another paycut!
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>>24553965
panda originsl coiytcdfutesx
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>>24557579
C- apply yourself, wagekek
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>>24555776
>the possibilities of a free life and free time.
if you depend on another person, like your parent's or the government for your standardized checks so you can continue this lifestyle it's not a free life.

what is free time that is all the time, most neets dont do anything productive because they dont have to and are such shitposting on an image board and sitting lonely because they dont have to do anything else, some may not even shower for weeks, it's not free time when it isn't earned
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I had the NEET lifestyle when I was unemployed and looking for work and I had zero motivation for anything besides applying to jobs. Money ran tight and I was strangely into anime for that period.
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>>24557586

So you walked around in the woods scratching yeast off of fruits and shit then grew and pressed your own apples?

I guess you do have a lot of time then. Not even going to poke fun anymore. That's pretty cool.I have found 3 different wild grapes growing before and I sometimes think about cultivating a mini vineyard in the corner of my parent's property. Muscadine, mustang, and some weird always green even when ripe muscadine.
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>>24557579
>The failed NEET, the most tragi-comic figure of all.
You are right to laugh, but I'm sure you feel a little bad too.
>>24557689
>?
I think the story went over your head there NEETles
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>>24557579
>sister is borderline NEET
>too fucking smug to get a real job, keeps working in fast food acting like its just temporary while she goes to school
>she's been in school on and off since 2009
>she's bankrupting the family since whatever her $100 a week won't cover she comes to the family for
>she's burned through like 3 cars delivering pizzas and has not owned her own ride since 2010
>everyone in the family hates her guts, parents barely put up with her
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>>24557730
I bought the ingredients fresh and prepared it, I homebrew wine normally
>apples
>sugar
>spices
>yeast
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>>24557579

Kind of n asshole thing to kick him out without letting him know the conditions ahead of time. My brother got the talk and I got him a comfy job where he can hide in a warehouse and shitpost all day. It's only 11/hr but he's shitposting all day and had no prior work experience. I came in at $8/hr so he had better be grateful. It's kind of funny. He does the exact same shit except now he has more money for beer and weed yet our parents are proud that he's finally moving forward and getting a life started. I guess they can't see he's waiting for them to kick it so he gets that fat retirement check and can return to neeting.
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>>24557775
Ah, so you bought only the freshest ingredients from walmart?
After all, it is all you could afford, your boss needs another yacht!
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>>24557775

Do you have a press? How did you turn apples to juice? I did it before but I could only get the hipster organic shit in glass bottles. I wanted to press but I don't have one of those expensive ass winepresses. I also used champagne yeast instead of cider. It was good at 9% and had a strangely pleasant sour taste but it left a lot to be desired. Maybe carbonation would help since a still cider is boring, and it feels silly calling it apfelwein at such a low abv.
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>>24557801
>Ah, so you bought only the freshest ingredients from walmart?
variety of sources
>After all, it is all you could afford
>implying I'm poor
>implying somehow I'm poorer than someone who doesn't work
>more implications
>>24557842
>Do you have a press?
no, I froze and then boiled the apples to make them mush faster and then when it was done fermenting I filtered out some of the solid chunks. the cider has some chunks in it and eating your drinks is a new level of comfy
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>>24557624
why, hit a nerve? that's what seems to be behind all these neet threads

>>24557748
not really. they tried so many times to help him get into a job or in school and he actively rejected them. he's pound of what he is, so he should have no problem dealing with the situation, right? if not then fuck him for making so much unneeded bullshit stress in my family and sucking my parents dry of money. it's exactly why I didn't let him move in with me

>went over their heads
for a bunch that brags about their creativity, they sure are dense

>>24557753
pretty sure that's the situation of most neets

>>24557786
they're telling him this week, and had until the first of the year to get a job. around here, that really isn't too hard. especially since my other brother can fairly easily get him a job
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>>24557891
>no, I froze and then boiled the apples to make them mush faster and then when it was done fermenting I filtered out some of the solid chunks. the cider has some chunks in it and eating your drinks is a new level of comfy

that sounds like horrible cider
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>>24557911
lmao you're one mad little wagie, possibly the maddest i've ever seen
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>>24556232
"past desire"
"insulting namelike wagekek to raise my status."
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>>24557082
What is this autism?
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>>24557933
I really really like this cider
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>>24557939
that will be my brother when he finds out he's not getting everything handed to him anymore. NEET lifestyle is incredibly fragile and unsustainable
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>>24557987

hes making fun of the #thanksgivingwithwhitepeople hashtag on twitter
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Yaaaaawwwwnnn good morning wagecuccks. We have so much in common today (with waking up at 4am and all)

Stop by my house before work and pick up these donuts i got for your office.
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