>at mall
>walk into random knick-knack & novelty store
>faggot cashier hits you with one of these things
god dammit
i always wanted one of those things
>>24553832
sue for criminal assault
>>24553875
I have a big yellow one.
>mfw firing at stray cats and small dogs
>>24553938
you meanie >:|
You should have pulled the Tom "Wet in the face" Cruise spiel on him.
>>24553832
What is it?Probablynotoriginalbutnowitis
should have just left
probably would have made him felt like shit, even more than he already does for being a retail wagie
>>24553832
FUCK, I always wanted one of these things.
That's when you demand to see the manager and complain and get him fired
>>24553984
Airzooka.
Buy one online. They're only like 12 dollars.
I got mine practically a decade ago and I still have a shitload of fun with it.
>>24554012
Christ, how old are you? Just wave your hand in front of your face. Voila, what an amazing experience.
>>24554073
>confirmed for never having been hit in the face with an airzooka
>>24554096
I shot some cans with one. It was boring.
>>24553832
Those feel really good when you put them in your vagina. You pretty much orgasm instantly when the burst of air fills you up.
>>24554120
Have you tried live prey?
>>24554137
That can kill you.
>>24554169
oh ok debbie downer
>>24554137
Jesus, how big is your vagina?
>>24554225
Do you honestly think this was a real post made by a real woman?
>>24554120
Is any gun fun when you fire at just cans?
>>24554225
I don't know if you've noticed this, but lately more trolls are coming to this board.
When robots respond them, and mods don't delete the threads, naturally trolls will continue to parade as "females".
>>24554137
>put them in your vagina
>a whole fucking airzooka
Holy fuck. How roasted are you?
