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2015-11-27 02:12:35 Post No. 24553620
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2015-11-27 02:12:35
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For once in my life I'm glad I was at thanksgiving this year. I saw something that was just too good and was better than any TV show.
>everyone gathers at aunts house
>18 year old autistic cousin shows up. Haven't seen in him a year so I wonder what he's obsessed with this year.
>he walks in with an american flag button up shirt and an american flag tie on
>apparently he's a patriot now.
>not much exceitment happens til dinner starts
>cousin stands up before anyone digs in and askes to say grace.
>everyone is kind of surprised but lets him do so thinking he's finally matured some.
>Cousin starts singing the star spangled banner, quiet well to be honest, and everyone in my family is trying not to ether crack up or flip there shit.
>Ends it with a "GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
>dinner goes on and eventually dessert comes out
>here a strange whistle song and "bang" every couple seconds
>Star spangled cousin is using his spoon to fling M&Ms at my one uncle. making missle sounds and bangs as they hit him
>uncle gets pissed and tells him to stop
>Captian america cousin jumps up, slams his hands ont he table and starts shouting about how our uncles a fucking illegal boarder hopin bastard.
>our uncle goes tanning and aparently this made my cousin believe him to be a mexican.
>sevearl minutes of arguing later my cousin has pinned our uncle to the floor and is screem AMERICA over and over into his face.
Needless to say most everyone left after that and I took an entire pumpkin pie home with me. How did you're guys thanksgiving go?
