Who /mischief/ here?
>drive car with a bumper sticker that reads "This car climbed mt. Washington"
>the car never climbed Mt Washington
>go to McDonalds
>order filet o fish
>mcdonalds workers have to fry a paddy just for me
>See thread on 4chan with two posters furiously arguing
>Pretend to be one of the guys and say I give up and don't want to argue anymore
>get a Christmas card wishing me a happy christmas
>I have a miserable Christmas
>>24553294
No, theyre usually just sitting there in a try
T. Former Mckek worker
My dad has a sticker on his car that says Harvard Law. He never went there
>trick guy into thinking I'm gay just so he'd let me suck his dick
>I'm not actually gay
>>24553225
>See mischief thread
>Tell stories about when I was a good boy
>Next door neighbor throws away junk mail without shredding his info
>I now have his address
>>24553294
I never understood this photo. Is pepe looking at the wagekek through a window of his house or is the wagekek on a break at mcdonalds.
>>24553465
Think of it like picture in picture. You know, something TVs used to have.
>go get food
>they give me napkins
>take extra napkins anyway even though I don't need them
>>24553465
Wojak is walking home in the rain from his MCdonnalds shift while pepe stares from his comfy home (while eating subway, but you can't see that in the picture but I can just tell man seriously)
>>24553465
OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING RETARD MORON IT COULDN'T BE SIMPLER. THE WOJAK MAN IS THINKING OF THE PEPE MAN AND IS BEING JEALOUS YOU IDIOTIC STINKMONGER. WHY DON'T YOU KILL YOURSELF? WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE?
>>24553294
order unsalted fries next time
>cashier says to have a nice day
>have a terrible day instead
>Go to store
>Ring up large purchase
>Act like I left my wallet in the car and pretend I'll be right back
>Drive off and never come back
>>24553555
Subway is disgusting
Wow, not even surprised that wasn't original
>order cheeseburger
>tell them to hold the cheese
>be me 2 hours ago
>go to Walmart minutes after black friday specials start
>leave with eggs, orange juice, and butter
>mom gives birth to me
>kill myself 20 years later
>Read 'do not save'
>save
>ignore supply and demand
>collapse economy
>>24553425
I laughed and I want you to know that.
>>24554336
>someone asks if they can save my image
>reply with yes
>I secretly didn't want them to save it
>know that quiet hours starts at 10:00pm
>start screaming and yelling at 9:59pm and stop at 10:01pm
>Thanksgiving is about being thankful
>spend the entire day alone in my room in bed having suicidal thoughts and wishing I was never born while the rest of my family and their guests have fun and laugh in the next room
Foolish normies! They never even realized I wasn't thankful even once today! Just another evil deed to put under my belt.
>Mckeks drive through
>order a medium coke
>"would you like to make it a large for the same price?"
>don't
>she hands me a large anyway
>dump it out until it's a medium amount without breaking eye contact
>>24554444
checked and keked for not being original
>making cookies
>recipe calls for 3 1/2 cups of flour
>use 3 4/6 cups
>capcha says "select all cars"
>I pick the two cars shown
>I also select a motorcycle picture
>it goes through
>>24553450
How would you not know his address if you already live next to him?
>>24554669
I genuinely wonder how bad jfmsu was bullied in school. Probably a bunch since he's good at ignoring the numerous comments.
>>24554318
dont do it friend
>ebay user buys something of mine
>never send it
>>24553225
tippity kek, how devious
>captcha: select all pictures with mountains
>be me last weekend on my college campus
>pretty drunk on fireball
>go outside to smoke a cig
>two Asian exchange students walk past
>say "Konichiwa"
>they were most definitely Chinese
>>24554318
>have plans of suicide
>unrelated to my parents
>going to wait until i have an argument with my parents
>they'll feel really guilty
>>24553567
This. How could anybody think otherwise? Why else would wageTOPKEK Wojak be crying angrily in the rain if he wasn't thinking of how comfy the sexy NEET Pepe is while Wojak has to go to work at McDonald's? Honestly.
>>24554954
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>be me
>dress up as bigboss every full moon with a mask on
>throw shit at cars around 9pm in my town and a surrounding town
>if people see me i yell random metal gear shit
>never been caught
>get thanksgiving dinner from aunt
>not even american
thanks for the meal american wagekeks
>Have about thirty relatives over
>One of them brought a turkey he shot and killed himself
>Keeps bragging about it like a psychopath (also seriously, you shot the thing on a turkey farm, hardly fair game)
>Give his turkey to the dogs and make everyone eat tofurkey
>They keep complimenting him on his turkey
I'm wondering if I should make some grand reveal before they go home and watch his face because he spend half the night making fun of my family for being vegetarian.
>buy shitton of games on steam for the sale
>never touch them and only play f2p shit
>>24555362
this is a whole next level of meme, bro
you're taking meme into a whole new expresentational method of demand reality
I like, I like
>>24555362
>throw shit at cars
Do you mean you throw random stuff at cars or you throw feces at cars?
>>>24553450
>How would you not know his address if you already live next to him?
>>24554967
>the joke
>>24555423
Of all the things that've never happened, this is easily top 5.
https://www.change.org/p/hiroyuki-nishimura-make-sound-webm-board-wide
>>24555423
As I am not allowed to make a post without sufficient dialogue, I willingly submit this for the robots approval.
>>24555538
rocks and shit usually, i aim for rear windows. just knida a signature thing
Trick an entire office that I used to work for that I was retarded. Boss trusted me with all his passwords. Left and made money off his accounts. See him on the street from time to time, still keep up the appearance that I'm retarded to him. He still makes fun of me, without him knowing that I know that he does as well as him secretly working for me for a couple of years now.
>Friend asks my what time it is
>say 9:00
>actually 9:05
>sister invites me over to her apartment last Winter
>says she'll take a small nap and asks me to watch after her daughter
>get bored so I leave and I left the door open so my niece won't be trapped
>get a call a few hours later
>"anon y dint u wake me up b4 u left???!??!?!"
>"You looked like you were sleeping so good and I didn't want to wake you."
>turns out this isn't the first time my niece left her apartment
>ex-brother-in-law has full custody now
>tfw good brother for letting my sister sleep
>sucked a guy's dick for bus money
>walked to destination
>>24554404
Little monster.
>make friends on internet
>skype with them for a day
>we all have a good time
>"alright lads see ya tomorrow"
>block them
I have done this 4 times
once i pretended that i'm a grill who doesn't have a mic
>get girl so worked up she begs me to put it inside her
>don't
>Visit friend at a university for a couple days that lives with 4 other roomates
>"Hey Anon, you can use my shampoo and body wash, don't use my roommates stuff when you take a shower"
>Use roommates shampoo
>Use a different roommates conditioner
>Use their toothpaste and mouthwash
>Use their cologne
>Drink their beer
>Take their snack foods
>Walk into one of their rooms and take some nice wool socks
>Torrent stuff on my laptop while they're doing online homework.
>Hear them angry that their internet is shit all around the house
>normies walk home from the club down the riverside across from my house.
>stand on the opposite side of the river in pitch black waiting for the chads and staceys to walk by the other side
>when victims are in earshot start hurling abuse at the drunken normies
>YOU DRESS LIKE SLUTS! YOU LOOK GAY BRO! THAT GIRLS GOT STDS STAY AWAY
>no bridge for miles so angry chad can do nothing but shout into the darkness in impotent rage
>follow them down the river as a ghostly voice
>never been caught
>"Please restart your computer to complete the installation."
>don't restart
>bottle of bleach says not to injest
>do it anyway
I cut the tags off of my pillows.
>>24553225
>surgeon general suggests no more than 3-4 units a day
> drink 5
>>24553567
Good God, man
>>24554444
Four fourrrs
>Cashier asks me if I want my receipt
>I say yes
>Throw it away right after
>wanted to write the answer on the blackboard
>teacher picks Stacey to do it
>go up to the board during recess and break all the chalk into the smallest possible pieces
>Little cousin asked me if I know the name of that funny frog meme
>Tell him i don'tI do
>Ask older cousin if he knows the name of that funny frog meme
>He says he doesn'tI do
>Mom asks me when I'm going to graduate
>tell her next year
>I actually dropped out a year ago
>Hey anon, can you watch baby for a few mins?
>S-sure
>Spend the time flicking thumb tacks into his cradle
>Start shitting with my weight shifted to one side of the toilet
>gradually pendulum across the bowl while shitting
>don't pinch it off until I've reached the other side and my work is symmetrical
>basically lay down a log in the least ergonomic way possible so the toilet has to work harder to accommodate me
>>24556449
>>24556478
>younger cousin asks older cousin if they know my name
>older says no
I am
>mom tells me go get some thick cut sandwich meat
>go to deli and order thin
>>24556633
you're the fucking devil
>>24554318
kek, this one got me
>>24554318
now that's devilish desu senpai
>>24553521
Why don't tvs support that feature anymore? I remember when we had Time Warner for 2 months they had this one channel that was six different channels of a similar type (sports, news, cartoons), qnd you used the arrows to highlight which one you were listening to.
