Why aren't you sucking yourself off right now?
I would be if I could be
My neck doesn't go down far enough.
LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME LOOK UP
>whitebois
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>>24552820
>Give self bj
>Kill myself
>Doctors examine my stomach
>Find large quanities of my own semen
>Inform my family that I died and that at some point was being a total faggot
No thanks m8.
I wish I could, its better with a friend anyways
Because I'm in the car with my grandma
>>24552820
When a snake tries to eat itself that's a sure sign that it's in pain or depressed and is trying to commit suicide.
You are a ignorant faggot for using that picture to imply "Sucking oneself off".
>>24552984
So? Get her to hold you head down
>paying $500 for a snake
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ_JEhtT_x8
>>24553011
Oh man thats pretty sad.
>>24552820
>why aren't you fucking yourself
you know you can put your dick in your own ass right?
>>24552942
they're not gonna do an autopsy for a suicide
>>24552942
no one said you have to swallow your own semen you gay retard
>>24553455
>not swallowing
What's the point then?
too fat to reach
>>24552820
I'm inflexible enough that if I tried and someone was watching, they wouldn't even know what I was going for.
>>24552820
If I could I wouldn't be here.
>ITT
>White people
Fucking robot
