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brit friday edition
What age did you lose your virginity?
17 here, I was a bit of a late bloomer. Even now at 25 I've only slept with a handful of girls.
>>24552509
21
original fag
>>24552491
17 here for me too. Came close at 16 with my first gf but only ever got a gf from here.
>>24552509
I think 17 is normal for guys rather than late bloomer.
I was 20. Slept with 8 women since.
Just jacked off to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnywuqtnzh4
and I feel really bad
>>24552509
20. 17 is late?
>>24552509
17 for me as well, didn't get laid again until I was 22 with my first real gf. That lasted for 4 months and havent been laid since. I'm 24.
>>24552631
Please be a joke.
>>24552509
18, grew up in a rural village so there wasn't exactly many "fish in the sea" for me growing up, got to uni and met a chick at a pub who i banged on a night out within a month
>>24552509
>>24552523
>>24552530
>>24552556
>>24552658
>>24552709
REEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF NORMIES GTFO GTFO GTFO TFOGOGOFOTGOF
>>24552509
>Nearly 30
>Never
>Never even kissed a girl
Feels bad man
>>24552741
Fuck off mate, stop ruining the thread, if you weren't such an autist maybe you would get some action with girls too.
>>24552509
26 and still a kissless, hand holdless virgin with no signs of changing
25 still a virgin so sad
>>24552741
nonvirgins pls leave my board
>trying to get some money together so i can get Christmas gifts for the family
>selling some vidya i don't play much to fund it and have been spending as little on food as possible
>dude wants to buy a bunch of the vidya
>met up today to sell it, got chatting after the trade and told him i was selling it to get Christmas stuff
>he he's buying is his Christmas gifts
>gifts for himself
>he's not getting gifts for his family as they are trying to get money off him and that annoys him
>he owes them the money as they paid his rent last year
>owes his parents a grand, refuses to pay them, spends the money on vidya instead then brags about how he's not even getting his parents gifts for Christmas
Fucking uni students man, so many entitled shit heads
What do you lads make of the latest star wars trailer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh9wgIT_C84
>>24552836
We aren't all that bad. He just sounds like a cunt desu senpai.
>>24552838
looks like shit mate ngl
>>24552880
>We aren't all that bad.
im aware, i'm a student myself thats how i know the dude who bought it, but there are so many people who are utter cunts when it comes to money
>>24552836
>>he he's buying is his Christmas gifts
what
>>24552890
The beginning bit looked like it was some fan made shit.
Still going to watch it as soon as I can but not expecting much from it.
>>24552914
tiredness typo
>>24552838
So is luke going to be the new emperor and the black guys is going to kill him?
>>24552955
Thus fulfilling the ancient Jedi mantra "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain".
>>24552955
Don't know, there are a tons of theories/rumors/speculation going around that luke is the emperor figure in the new movies. Or that he's going to show up at the end to help the good guys.
I enjoy reading the theories more than I will watching the film.
>>24552955
lol no, he is the yoda figure and han is the obi wan who dies in the first movie
the story has literally been lifted from the original trilogy
even down to the death star and the end of movie trench run
>>24552838
>tfw all the extended universe stuff I grew up reading is now considered not canon
Fuck disney.
>>24553107
It's not Disney canon, it's still Lucas canon.
My girlfriend's kid is having his birthday party next weekend and I've been tasked with getting the party bags (~15). Any ideas as to what I should put in them? Thinking about raiding the pound shop to get it done for under a tenner.
>>24553320
Check out this weeks apprentice it will give you a good idea of what not to do
>Girlfriends kids
Top kek
>>24553320
most tescos have a stand near the cards dedicated to cheap party tat thats good for party bags
>>24553320
>My girlfriend's kid
>>24553320
razorblades and cigarettes
>>24553320
condoms and tabs of lsd
then kill yourself you kuck
>>24553320
How old? Anything under 7 don't know any better, so dollar store is a perfect go-to.
little foam planes are fun, a bit of candy, some puzzle or some shit. I dunno man. Just browse the toy aisle and pickup anything that looks suitably flash.
>>24553527
Bit older, they're 14. It'll be laser quest followed by pizza hut.
>>24553590
>never invited to birthdays at school
My femskin should be here tomorrow
>>24553795
Karl Pilkington wearing that stuff was hilarious
I really don't get why you buffalo bill niggas do this shit though
>>24553795
Is it fully equipped?
>>24552509
20, turn 21 in 3 months, still a virgin. About to move to England though and I'm Irish so I guess that will help
>5 grandsons and 3 granddaughters
>2 granddaughters married
>grandparents always bring it up with me and my brother remarking how odd it is
It's not odd at all. Why the fuck would any man get married?
I'll make the new thread at 10am.
Just woke up lads, I went to bed at midnight hoping to sleep till like 8-9am but that didn't work.
>have job interview for greggs, alright pay and I can probably take home 20quid worth of sandwiches and pastries every day
>only eat 2000 calories so I'll be chiseled and lean and impress my hopefully female/gay interviewer
>wake up at 3:30am with extreme nausea and weakness, just barely had enough strength to microwave some rogan josh and not vomit while lying on the couch
Life can be tough when you burn 5000+ calories a day.
>>24555837
I could sure go for a greggs right now.
>>24555926
The aberdeen meatball sub is seriously good, cold sandwiches are pretty meh.
>>24555951
The sausage rolls are what I love. Might treat myself to a couple tonight, wonder if greggs will have any black friday deals.
>>24555951
Got the meatball on recommendation from this thread, I wasn't disappointed.
would buy again/10
>>24556473
that chewy crusty bread thing along with the cheese really makes it amazing.
I just buy it off the shelf and heat it up myself at home if needed.
>>24553795
post pics pls when it arrives
>>24552509
14 or 15 cant remember
19 now, almost 20 and i havent slept with another girl
>>24553795
Post pics, what made you get it?
