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>gf of two years wants to have a mmf threesome
>I say ok since we had a mff threesome a few months ago
>she chooses the guy and sets the date
>the next day we are all in her room undressing
>I notice his penis is the same length as mine but almost 2 inches thicker
>first she sucks me off, but I notice she only sucks my head
>when she starts to give the other guy a blowjob she sticks it all the way in her mouth
>eventually it escalates to her gagging on his dick, and he has his hands on her head
>earlier we had agreed that I got to fuck her first
>so I start fucking her, but she just kind of lays there and doesn't make any noise
>after a couple minutes she says it's the other guys turn
>he gets on top of her
>his penis is hard to get in at first
>she wriggles around uncontrollably and makes this noise I've never heard her make before
>she's looking directly into his eyes and is thrusting into his dick
>this goes on for a few minutes and she starts to make a wimpering sound
>I ask for my turn but they ignore me
>she starts moaning louder
>I ask them to stop and push on the guy
>instead of stopping she wraps her legs around the guy
>this makes it impossible for me to push him off of her
>she is moaning and I can hear her say cum in me to the guy
>she says it louder and louder until she's practically screaming it
>he cums in her and I'm pretty sure she had a massive orgasm becuase she was trembling very hard afterwards
>it's been two days since this and we haven't had sex, but I know she hasn't had sex with him anymore
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Lol kek detected
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>>24552048
ask for a mff threesome again and do the same towards the other female
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>>24552048

> but I know she hasn't had sex with him anymore

she is, you c uck
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I honestly can't think of a good reason why you shouldn't kill yourself
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>>24552098
Last time we did it she said it made her really uncomfortable, but she said we'd try again. But every time I bring it up she gets really angry at me
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>>24552112
No I've been with her the whole time, otherwise I'd agree with you. I guess she could be texting him though
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>>24552048
Just break up with her. It's over. You're never going to be able to get past this.
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>>24552048
If her anus still virgin, go for it.
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>>24552155

Why are you on this board again?

Also spike all her communication programs. Laptop, Cellphone, etc.
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>>24552171
How do you know? She still seems into me. We haven't had sex since then, but we've made out a lot and she sits on my lap
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>>24552204
This is my first post?
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>>24552048
GIVE ME A C
GIVE ME A U
GIVE ME A C
GIVE ME A K
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>>24552235

I think you're just better off posting on >>>/soc/. Your story gave me a mild erection, though, so I'll give you that.
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>>24552218
You are never gonna one up that dude in sex. It is not even entirely on you, the kinkiness of that situation is what could have really done it for her and logistically you can never match that. Every time you are in her she is gonna wish it was that one time again. It's over man. All passion and excitement she ever felt towards you is gone.
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your fault idiot should've broke up with her for even suggesting it. also kill her.
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>>24552335
We've had really good sex in the past though. I know she had a really good orgasm with him, but I've made her orgasm a bunch in the past too
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please don't respond to weak bait
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>>24552370
thats because she was used to your skinny dick now shes hungry for thick dick
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You agreed to be keked, you deserve this.
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>>24552396
Can't she still orgasm from my dick? Mine isn't skinny it's just not as thick as his
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Maybe you can guilt her into doing some depraved shit for you. Just say that since she got to fulfill her fantasy you should too.
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>>24552423
exactly its not as thick as his. now everytime you fuck her she'll lust for the thicker dick
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>>24552480
Why? I don't really understand
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>>24552423
>eat a nice bowl of cereal regularly
>one day a magnificent bowl of cereal with grains from heaven and milk from a virgin cow is on your table
>it gives you a taste sensation you have never felt before
>now you have to go back to the "nice" cereal that is completely mundane because of the retarded human abstraction of loyalty
She finna get her brains fucked out again sooner or later
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You know, I get nervous whenever I read shit like this...

But then I remember I have an 8 inch cock that is a struggle to fit in my gf LOL
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>>24552048
Dude, you stupid fucks truly piss me off, if you're not going to exclusively fuck a bitch then don't get into a relationship with her, get a submissive bitch or don't do 3somes because its going to lead to some c.uck shit
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>>24552525
You have to be fucking trolling, let me give you an idea of what multiple dicks does to a woman, pic very related.

The more she gets used t big dick, the harder it will be for the average guy to satisfy her, you pretty much set yourself up for failure, also if you know he had a bigger dick WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU INVITE HIM, you basically c.ucked yourself, I wouldonly do this with a small asian dude who I knew had less dick than me kek
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>>24552048
FIRST GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

SECOND STOP BEING A FUCKING

C U C K
U
C
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>>24552048
hahaha
you know why she was moaming like that?
becouse the idea of you being kuked so hard in your face make her cum as fuck
i hope you can fix that wound man, its dosnt sounds pretty good 2bh
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>>24552048
How did you not know how this was gonna end?

She would obviously choose a guy with a bigger dick, so why would you do this? She's always gonna compare you to his dick now. You just killed your own sexual value, m8.
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>>24552913
I want to see the stats for men too.
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>>24553176
>It doesn't matter for men because vagina is fucking vagina to us, we don't get used to tighter vagina and then we can't fuck loose vaginas anymore, its so easy to make a man cum that scientists would probably not waste their time researching this, in sex WOMEN ARE THE LIMITING FACTOR NOT MEN, when they whore around they make themselves harder to satisfy, when a man whores around a woman can still make him cum in 5 mins (go look for the stats yourself but I doubt they exist).
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>thinking that shit isnt gonna end up this way when your gf basically asks you for permission to fuck some other guy and you let it happen because yer a kek
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>>24553235
Are you greentexting improperly, or are you trying to mock the kind of idiotic response that /pol/ and 75% of robots would give?
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>>24552048
>>I say ok

sorry senpai, you shoulda known better. break up with her and try again.
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Jesus christ this bait is astounding
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>>24552048
>I notice his penis is the same length as mine but almost 2 inches thicker
You didn't even vet the guys. Why would you ever let a guy with a bigger dick fuck your girl?
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>>24552048
I think those c u c k fanfics make the author get off by making normal men uncomfortable. Any sane guy will cringe reading this stuff, and this is exactly what the c u c k gets off on, imo. Strange shit, to be sure.
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>>24552048
You're a pathetic c uck, and your girlfriend is cheating on you right in front of your face.
You honestly deserve it you fucking normie.

Do you want to feel better? FInd another guy with a gf, and c uck him.
Spread the misery to gf havers.
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>>24553267
I made a mistake and pressed ">" before I started typing kek
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If this isn't bait, you should break up with her and keep what little dignity you have. Pretty simple.
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>>24553314
at least he's doing a service to the world by reducing the number of men willing to have mmf threesomes
even though most of those men will never have sex anyway
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>agreeing to a mmf threesome
>not beating the guy to an inch of his life afterwards or BEING A FUCKING MAN and pushing him off

You are a beta kek and deserve it

At least with what ever dignity you have left, break up with this girl and move on. She cheated on you in front of you. She wanted a mmf as she wanted to cheat and get away with it.
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>>24553329
Well, I'll just say that it's stupid to use those statistics to make a one-sided argument against women, when it's highly unlikely that the statistics are any different for men.
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>>24552138
>she said we'd try it again

so try it again, and do what >>24552098 says
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>>24553413
This.

It's clear that she cheated because of her behavior while she was fucking the dude. Women do not naturally moan when they have sex; it's a forced reaction to dicks. If she moaned more to the other dude's dick, she's cheating.
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>threesomes

wipe this meme from the face of the earth
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>>24552138
>>24552155
>>24552335
>>24552480
>>24552574
>>24553143

op things are over between you and your gf, only thing you can change in your future is if she ends it or you do.

>>24552218
>>24552370

like any of this shit matters lol

>>24552397
this
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>>24553418
>Well, I'll just say that it's stupid to use those statistics to make a one-sided argument against women, when it's highly unlikely that the statistics are any different for men.

The statistics are different for men, because multiple sexual partners make no difference to men, when we fuck a woman who is tight and a woman who is loose there is no "new sexual threshold" that gets achieved, when a woman gets stretched out however and left gaping, of course she's going to feel the difference, shit is never the same down there again (that's why i'll never date a bitch who's had BBC kek).

Lol you must be a woman in denial, listen even without those stats i have common sense, women are the ones who are penetrated, they are pleasured based on how large the "penetrator" is, men get pleasured no matter fucking what, its common sense that a woman who spends years on end hopping from dick to dick is gonna be harder to sexually satisfy than a virgin, don't be mad because you done fucked up and become a roastie when faced with facts, you're a used up whore, but its not to late, do a little kegel exercises and stay of the cock carousel and the next guy wont feel like he's sticking a hotdog down a hallway and you'll be tighter so you'll enjoy it more too, again women are the limiting factor in heterosexual sex, if you'd all stop being whores BOTH MEN AND WOMEN would enjoy sex more and relationships would last longer.
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>>24553480
>Women do not naturally moan when they have sex

not true, it just sounds like you've never given a women a reason to moan
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>>24553614
I'm basing my argument on the fact that I don't groan naturally when I exert energy or get hurt; I only grunt and shit to sound cool, like I'm Snake. I also don't moan when I jerk off. Why would it be different for women?
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>>24553647
>I don't groan naturally when I exert energy or get hurt
You probably just haven't exerted yourself enough or been hurt badly enough to know, then
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>>24553647
it hard to explain, like when someone enters you have to releases your breath or take in it and it kinda comes out that way. i'll admit not all women morn but I know I do and I'm not a special snowflake so other girls have to as well.
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>>24553680
I once spilled boiling water all over my hand. Does that count?
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>>24553647
Lol you're basing your argument about women's behavior based on your, a man's, behavior. Do you not see how retarded you are?
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>>24553724
I don't see how it's any different. It's not like the second X chromosome in a woman has a moaning gene. Moaning is just something women think they have to do thanks to culture.
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>>24552048

How many times? This has to be the third threesome thread just today. Just jerk off to your desperate loser porn and keep these fantasy threads off r9k
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>>24553724
>>24553754
>I don't see how it's any different. It's not like the second X chromosome in a woman has a moaning gene. Moaning is just something women think they have to do thanks to culture.

I have to agree with that though, same thing for the grunt noises and shit I hear guys making in porn, think about it, when you're masturbating you aren't making all that noise and shit, I'm actually kinda scared I'd be boring at sex because I don't make any noise, I don't see the need to, its all basically for show, people could literally have sex and say nothing.
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>>24553754
Is there a gene that makes you jerk off to anime girls?
Men also naturally make sounds during sex. Men like to suppress it because of culture. The sounds are natural and come from heavy breathing/panting during exertion while having sex. As air is passed through vocal chords with voice, sounds may come out in the form of moans or grunts
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>>24553849
>>24553754
Lol you robots are actually trying to extrapolate the experience of sex from your masturbation experience. You physically exert yourself so much more during sex. It's almost like exercise. Also the pleasure from having your dick in a vagina is more than you can ever achieve from deathgriping your dick while watching porn
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>>24553937
>Also the pleasure from having your dick in a vagina is more than you can ever achieve from deathgriping your dick while watching porn
I've talked to guys who've had sex, and what you're talking about is more mental satisfaction than physical, friend says it just feels warmer and slippery, but its no different than jerking off, you cum the same whether you jerk off or fuck, there isn't some magical vagina cell that goes up your dick and increases the amount of dopamine released on orgasm kek.
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>>24553849
>>24553754
>>24553708
1)Female copulatory vocalization is highly associated with promiscuous mating, but not with monogamy.
2)Especially given all the other convergent evidence, it seems far more likely that in humans, female copulatory vocalization would serve to attract males to the ovulating, sexually receptive female, thus promoting sperm competition, with all its attendant benefits both reproductive and social.
3)This will cause what is known as 'sperm competition' inside her reproductive tract = not only are the sperm from one male competing to get to the egg, but so are the sperm from any other males who have shown up.
4)Researchers have determined that a woman will vocalize to attract more males to copulate with her when the current male is done

>FUCK! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PSEUDO INTELLECTUAL GIRLS DECIDE TO OPEN THEIR FAT MOUTHS. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE? WHY? YOU AREN'T LIKE US.
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>>24553890
>>24553937
I disagree.
If I don't moan, then why should a woman?

>>24554021
>theory
>theory
>theory
>theory

You can easily just not moan, so why moan?
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>>24554021
>>FUCK! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PSEUDO INTELLECTUAL GIRLS DECIDE TO OPEN THEIR FAT MOUTHS. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE? WHY? YOU AREN'T LIKE US.

What happens, fags list points but no sources, also this kinda proves my point idiot and you can't even see that, if they're just moaning to attract more males then as humans we have intelligence and understanding we could simply choose not to moan (fucking retard kek), you're making our arguments for us baka. What you listed never claimed the moaning was involnuntary, in fact it implies its done on purpose. I also read online once in (with bonobos I think) that when mating with an alpha male a female would scream as loud as possible TO LET ALL THE OTHER FEMALES KNOW SHE WAS CHOSEN (just for that fucking reason moron, its done on purpose fucktard, that's the point).
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>>24554021
>"because of culture"

Jesus Christ! You know some fat disgusting borderline personality bitch wrote that.

Everything people do has a biological reason. Muh culture is an excuse morons make. That either don't know the answer or are completely deluded.

I really hate the fact that dumb cunts have found this place. Women and their opinions are unbearable and childish. When will they learn that if there's no chance sex is going to happen, then there's no straight guy on earth that wants to talk to them.

Just becuase everyone laughs at your jokes, and says you're so smart to your face. Doesn't mean you aren't a vapid damaged dimwit
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>>24554151
When you exert yourself you breathe heavily and make noise. Have you ever ran, lifted weights, or done anything fucking physical? Also it's been proven it speeds male orgasm along with the other things that I said.

They aren't just theories you dumb cunt. Look it up, I'm not going to hand it to you on a plate. Women naturally make more noise during sex then men. I'm sorry if you think men and women are the same and that culture is the only thing that makes us different. But it simply isn't true.
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>>24552048
>mmf
dump her. why is this even a question? have some fucking dignity and fucking leave her ass.
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>>24554090
>If I don't moan, then why should a woman?

thats logical since you know, a female physiology is exactly the same as a mans...
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>no matter how much of a failure you feel like, you will NEVER have so little respect for yourself as a man to allow something like this to happen

Thanks OP, you cheered me up a little.
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>>24553609
That was a fucking adventure to read through.
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