>tfw if I did have a gf I wouldn't even know how to make her happy.
>tfw she notices i have zero hobbies that don't involve drawings
>tfw she wants to meet my friends
>tfw she keks me
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i refrain from saying that because it would make me look even more pathethical.
but it is true. it was always true. it will be always true. wish i could say it with pride.
i have no big dick, i have no good looks, i have no money and nothing that could appease to a girl's constant needs in this liberating era of gender fluidness.
>>24551245
and then i ask people instead, when they find so weird someone doesn't has human intimacy for years, with their stupefied faces of "oh my god i can't live without sex or a boyfriend/grilfriend/transfriend for that long" or some other society induced stupidity, if they could ever imagine someone together with me.
usually they don't. and then i know they were just teasing. because it's fun to poke holes in a broken wall. apparently.