>boss says "you need to move faster"
How do you respond?
>>24551213
Do you want it done quickly or done right?
>>24551213
What /r9k/ will say:
>You need to suck my dick faster"
What /r9k/ would really say:
>Y-yeah, s-s-sorry boss (under breath: Oh god I'm so fired)
"Or else what?"
>>24551267
kek. imagining this
>>24551213
Purposely move so fast that I cause problems for the company
This is why you be a reliable and competent worker and befriend your boss. I get my job done and slack off in the meantime and my boss just comes over to slack off and talk about fallout with me, but he's a cunt to people he doesn't like. It's great.
>>24551213
Do I work as a stripper?
RISE SHIIIINIINNNGGG GUUUNDDAAAAAAAM
*unsheathe katana and slices his name tag off*
Heh, quick enough for you?
>move my hand so fast it vibrates through his chest
Is this fast enough?
>>24551213
Depends on if hes right or not.
Ive told my superiors to knock it off and let me do my job before but my company is half syncophants and half young men/women with zero respect for authority so I think Im appriciated for speaking my mind and telling it how it is in a diplomatic fashion.
And it isnt like Im not the first person to asmit it when Im wrong.
>>24551373
How much older are your superiors?
This happened to me when I wasnt neet when my boss said "whos helping who?" upon seeing me chatting to a working coworker.
That was a good job though, only about 25% of the time was work
"Yes, sir"
A witty retort won't make the situation any better.
I say okay and move faster
>>24552120
KEK
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>>24551213
By moving faster you lazy fuck
>>24551213
"do you want the job done quickly or properly?"
you can talk to my union steward
>>24552343
I wonder what he'd say to that.
It depends where I am. On the floor where customers are, I would just give an overly sarcastic "yes boss" answer. If I'm in the backroom I'd just tell him to fuck off
Anyone else here /friendswiththepeopleyouworkwith/
>>24551284
>Secret service: should we snipe him?
>Nah, let him throw another shoe just to make sur - err, too late.
Fuck if I were Bush I'd fire whoever was supposed to be keeping him safe.
I'm moving as fast as I CAAAN!
>>24551213
WHY YESSIR MASSA, AINT GONNA BE NO SHIRKING ROUND HERE, WE KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO KEEP SHIT MOVIN
>>24552775
Bush knew it was fucking funny, the news ran that clip for a solid week commenting on how well Bush dodged the shoes
YOU THINK THAT'S A THREAT? IF YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE MY FUCKING LIFE ANY WORSE YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. BE MY FUCKING GUEST, TAKE A SHOT.
>>24551239
>Work at a coffee place that also makes sandwhiches and shit
>If I go as fast as they want me to I either spill drinks or drop food
>Go at a decent pace and make sure I do everything right and make it look nice
>They still get on my ass
I fucking hate this place, I'm about to start making the worst lattes and sandwiches imaginable
>>24552775
They broke both arms of that lad.
>>24551213
I'd probably falter horribly right then and there.
Thankfully I work for the government so the bar is low and I am probably one of the better employee's my boss has.
Then pay me more jewish bastard.
>>24552826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbchzto2P2s
my favorite christmas movie
"Sure"
Then you do it faster.
I got 2 speeds, you won't like the other one
>>24552822
Kekking
>ok
>proceeds to do it faster for one minute until he left
>>24552775
They screened everyone m8. Nobody in that room was posing a serious threat.
>Boss tells me to pick it up because me being slow will slow down everyone else
>While he's talking I zone out stare at the center of his forehead trying to see if I have ability to see the faint light of the soul there.
>Boss looks at me strangely says "Okay?"
>"Yea..."
Work extremely fast but at the cost of quality which is something I truly don't want to lower which makes me want to look for another job that will take my mind as far as I can go.
"I have brittle bone disease, talk to me like that again and I'll literally sue you to death you fucking pig"
Um okay sorry about that I will move faster.
>quit job on the spot
Take that cunt!
>>24551213
throw shit or lose my shit, because I'm already at my limit, everyone hates me and the faggot pays them more,so I go full genocide crusade.
wanna do it yourself... i speak like this to my employer
>mfw I'm in the union
The next best thing next to being NEET is being Union.
suck it wagekeks..
