Have a nice time in this season
BE CAREFUL THE MODS WILL DELETE THIS BECAUSE IT MENTIONS RACE!!
>>24551053
No a mod will delete it because the white kids spend all day being racists, and the second someone says something about white people they lose their shit and start reporting the threads
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>This one butthurt nigger
>>24551036
Thank fuck I'm at work right now. My shifts start right when people started to come over, and end when everyone will be gone.
>>24551036
I don't even understand this meme, all the posts are saying that our turkey is too plain or that we shoot up anybody. The turkey my mom makes is always plenty flavorful.
>>24551201
I'm with this guy. Blackbot here and my family celebrates Thanksgiving. I'm adopted, so yeah they're white, but I can't complain about this holiday at all. What's not to like about a home cooked meal and some time off work OP? Really the only downside to it all is dealing with overly social family members.
>>24551289
i imagined the mom came on to you a lot
>>24551304
Nah man, I'm just talking about the people that'll come up and ask you how your life is, try to give you some dap, and act like it's all cool when they're absent for every other day that isn't "special."
Yeah I'm not even white but that Twitter shit is stupid and immature. Also black Americans have an inferiority complex and they try to cover it up by doing shit like that.
>Inb4 this thread gets deleted just like the last one
We hugbox now
>>24551201
Just did Thanksgiving at a white friends house since I'm in Japan and its incredibly hard to find turkey.
It wasn't terrible, but everything was incredibly underseasoned. I don't think the mac and cheese had any seasoning. The best thing all night was the chicken stuffing a Japanese guy brought.
Oh boy, another thread about how a nigger's lard-filled turkey prepared by his lard-filled mother is more wholesome than what me and mine can whip up. The inhumanity of it all. My food is perfectly seasoned and cooked, and yet the "soul" is missing from it and my efforts are for naught. What a shame. And through this failure, all I have to show for it is my father at home and no siblings in jail.
>>24551053
>>24551143
>>24551462
I'd be careful if I were you. Complaining about the moderation, itself, can be a bannable offence.
>>24551509
I honestly don't believe you know how to cook anything
>>24551510
kek chan, where you can be banned for holding personal opinions about trivial things
>>24551510
We /fascism/ now
I love our politically correct mods and our kike owner
I'm black and my best friend's white mom growing up was a great cook, food was good enough to sell in all honesty.
>>24551510
Guess so, my post and some other guys just got deleted and I got blocked for like 15 minutes.
I'm probably gonna be banned oh well
IT WAS JUST A PRANK DUDE
>>24551123
too fucking accurate
>>24551289
>white family adopting a black kid
100% cuk, what the fuck is wrong with americans
>>24551509
Holy kek, the slightest glance at a black twitter post and you instantly go on a nigger rant. OP didn't even say anything about seasoning and turkey comparisons.
>>24551606
I swear to god white people in /b/ can't handle jokes on their race, but when it's everyone else It's like "SO FUCKING KEK BRO. THESE NIGGER MAN. >KEK"
>>24551574
Other guy here
I was given a short ban for "criticizing 4chan"
This place is literally reddit. Hiroshima is running this site into the ground.
>>24551509
>cumskins in charge of handling the banter
>>24551574
>>24551702
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>>24551717
Niggers can't into bantz m8, they literally protest when someone calls them a nigger
Why do you read nigger twitter, OP? Getting anything good from that is like this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem
>>24551721
Make a thread criticizing the rampant censorship on this board.
We /NaziGermany/ now
when a pooskin near me says his peoples knows how to cook with spice and shows me this xd
>>24551036
why de black people always racist`?
>>24551721
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24551036/#24551143
Here, it's the reply to my post and the reply after.
>>24551123
Well I don't know if its quite that.
Tbh this is a shit-tier meme, usually black twitter has a higher standard than this complete nonsense, I mean its a completely baseless out of nowhere stereotype.
Like the school shooting white kid one's are a lot better. Working with stereotypes that at least make a little bit of sense is where the humor in these things come from.
Tbh i just get the vibe these blackboi jelly AF white's actually have nice thanksgiving get togethers and they had to eat leftover grits in thier single mamo's hoose
>>24551655
So true.
Atleast /pol/ admits they are racist shits. On that point I can enjoy a few nigger threads. Everyone on /r9k/ is so far in their victim complex its retarded because they do report these threads. They can't take a few jokes without shitting themselves. Special fucking snowflakes.
>>24551845
>wanting to degrade /r9k/ even more with niggerposting
Take your badly compressed ghetto memes and go back to twitter
>>24551036
>when bae be eating dinner wit her senpai but day white bois so dey scurred of spices so dry food taste like shit and dey steal everyone else's culture
>>24551592
A lot of white families adopt black kids believe or not.
>>24551828
But >>24551123 is right, and all those old black twitter threads prove it. The moment school shooting & white people smell like wet dog memes get posted, a bunch of robots get assblasted and post black crime info-graphics to derail the thread. It makes it seem like you robots can't handle banter.
>>24551509
You're making white people look bad bruh
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I hope you people realize 90% of these shitty memes are made by white teenagers trying to get upvotes on reddit, not black people
>>24551504
Don't be stupid, I'm also in Japan and they always have Turkey at Costco.
And unless you live out in farmville there will be a costco nearby.
>>24552387
Unless you live in some inaka costco is pretty hard to get to. Even if you find a turkey, theres no ovens in Japan so you can't cook it.
>>24552539
There are ovens, you baka. My family cooked it just fine.
>>24552573
The vast majority of the convection ovens are too small to fit the vast majority of the very few turkeys I've seen. My friend is shacking up with some 40+ year old Philipino lady with kids so she actually spent the money to get one of the extremely large kinds.
We rip in to niggers on here all year but you all cry about it when they joke about us?
Or is this thread just yank cunts not being able to handle the banter?
>>24552641
White people never knew how to handle the bantz
>>24551036
Thanks non-white dude. It was really nice being with my family. Wish I had time to do it more often..
>>24552641
Angry cum skins that get too mad whenever there is some banter directed at them. Reminder that if you're white you literally CAN'T be a robot
>>24551733
"Infinite Monkey Theorem"
Sounds like blacks reproducing at the rate they do.
Where did this meme come from? Aren't niggers the ones who spend their time shooting eachother?
It just comes across as really forced
>>24552641
I don't mind white people bein racist, but it just shows how fucking insecure and fragile they are whenever anyone makes even the slightest joke or insult towards them.
I knew a guy like this in real life too. Always making endless jokes about niggers and all that shit, and "ITS JUST A JOKE BRO!" but the moment someone made a joke about white people he gets completely anal devestated. Suddeny he gets all serious about how that's not funny and how it's not true and blah blah blah.
>>24552601
My family's oven is large enough for the Turkey, and if it wasn't there's still the microwave oven which can fit it and is fairly cheap.
Filipinos in Japan are trash. They act as whores in clubs working for Yakuza, or thugs who rob and rape. The money she spent to get the extremely large kind was probably slut money or welfare.
