Tendies Stories
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>Tantrum in the McDonald's line
>Eight years, mental age, 30 yr old neckbeard
>Normies are all looking at me
>Dear, stop making a scene, mommie says
>I want my fried treats now!!! I scream
>Everyone is looking, they're all mumbling
>Speed the line up mommie!
>For the last time, anon, I can't
>Oh yes you can, I spent 20 GBP for this!
>Right...y..you can have these for free then
>Line doesn't move, so many normies
>I don't care mommie, I want them now!
>F..fine anon *She gives the managers peepee a massage
>Everyone watches in jealousy as I leave with a box full of tendies, and 100+ GBP
>MFW When you look at the first letter of each line
>>24550405
So she jerked off the manager right in front of all those people? 6/10 not really believable
>>24550405
Er, yeah, this never happened..
>>24550593
NEWFAG ALERT NEWFAG ALERT
>>24550593
REEE NORMIE GTFO GTFO
>>24550405
Ebin, simpIy ebin
Ebin
OP Here, thanks everyone.
How many GBP do you all have at the moment?
>>24550405
More stories please. These always make me laugh.
>>24550661
i got 40 GBP for sitting with the pham at dinner and another 10 for asking how my cousins classes where going. Not to mention the 25 i got for munching mummies rug this morning. Trying to save up for a trip to BK, things are looking up
>>24550593
FUCKING NORMIES RUINING EVERYTHING FUCK! REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Kill yourselves you stupid piece of shit redditors.
>Tendies Stories
>not "Tendies Tales"
YOU BLEW IT
>>24550778
You okay family?
>>24550593
DIE NORMIE SCUM
>>24550593
WTFFFF GET OUT GET OUT!!!!
>>24550593
FUCK OF NORMAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24550868
>>24550768
>>24550632
etc..
Lol what the hells your problem dude?
>>24550964
WTF!?!? GET OUT NOW!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>24550964
WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM NORMIE!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wrote this some months ago
Bumping for interest and for more tendie tales.
ITT: Redditorss
>>24551769
In that post: a reddior
>>24550619
WHAT A NEWFAG
I BET HE DOESN'T EVEN EAT TENDIES
>>24551784
You seriously think a thread of 'tendies stories' and people memespouting 'reeee normie get out' isn't reddit? /r/4chan has fucked with you guys' conception of this board seriously
>>24551914
>>>/reddit/
i honestly don't know what the fuck /r/4chan is you reddit man
>>24550593
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING I ENJOY
