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You fuckers say meeting your family on Thanksgiving is hard,
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You fuckers say meeting your family on Thanksgiving is hard, you haven't seen shit.

>Be me
>20, still live with parents
>Have ARFID(Google it, TL;DR can only eat weird shit without panicking)
>Family comes over
>Constantly rags on me for it
>Doesn't help that I'm shit in social situations
>At dinner table
>Everyone else is eating turkey and shit
>Eating cereal(without milk)
>Everyone tries not to stare at me

And I'll be doing it all again for my brother's birthday next week.

If any robots want to come on down to Ohio and kill me, that'd be great.
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Just eat normal food you little bitch. The problem is your mom didn't beat your ass the first time you refused to eat. Now you think you have some special snowflake disease when in reality you're just a fucking picky eater. Yes I'm mad
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Why don't you just fucking eat it?
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>>24549932
>>24549879

Sure, and why not tell the depressed person to just lighten up? Or the person that's bad at talking to girls to just be confident?
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>>24549816

Wikipedia knows whats wrong
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>>24549816
You are literally a bitch and a meme.
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>>24549816
>Have ARFID

Are you the author of that shitty made up Cracked article from yesterday?

>>24549966
Because it isn't the same fucking thing, end of story.
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>>24550210
Link to the article?
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>be me a few days ago
>dreading thanksgiving because of family interactions
>thinking of just not going on thanksgiving day
>day before thanksgiving: mom calls
>"I'm not feeling well and thanksgiving is going to be cancelled"

Now, I'm shitposting on /r9k/ at my place.
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>>24549816
When you say panicking, what do you mean? How severe is it? Why do you panic?
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What exactly don't you like about eating turkey?
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>>24550644

It looks fuckin gross

How is this appetizing?
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>try to slither out of going to thanksgiving for the second year in a row
>wake up in a pile of my own degeneracy around 5pm est
>*doorbell rings*
>literally too scared to see who it is
>maybe if I sit still they'll fuck off
>they grow impatient and start banging on the door

I thought nobody could tell I was home. It's either my overzealous neighbors feeling bad for me or my actual family trying to hunt me down. Now I'm hiding in the dark just waiting for the day to be over because I don't have an excuse prepared.

Maybe "uh, I have a stomach ulcer..." will work.
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>>24550644
>i have a normal family

Get out.
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>>24550693
Not only does that look bomb, but the party you eat looks nothing like that!
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>>24550693
looks hella delicious
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only family i have living in my town is my mom who i live with and my niece (who i never talk to, i don't use social media)

so we don't have family get togethers, not even on christmas, thankfully
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>>24550693
How can you eat dry cereal?
Whenever I have some, it feels like I'm eating dog food. It feels degrading.
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Sorry anon, I wish I could be a cool uncle and defend you. It is hard to have a family that outcasts you. No one deserves to feel unwelcome among their own kin.
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>>24549879
>having a problem with someone who wants to eat peasant food

Youre just trying to start a fight is all
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>Be at aunt's house for thanksgiving
>Whole dad's side is here
>All fucking normies
>Awkwardly have to greet everyone
>cant browse 4chan because of fear of someone seeing me
>cant play love!live! because of fear of being exposed as weeb trash
And it only gets worse. I hate thanksgiving. Why do we celebrate temporary truce between white people and the guys that actually lived here if white people started killing them literally the next day?
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