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There are only three requirements to be a male porn star, all
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There are only three requirements to be a male porn star, all of which I meet.

>big cock
>ability to maintain wood
>ability to cum on demand

So, tell me, robots: Why can't I do porn?
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>>24548552
There's a fourth requirement.
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You have to be able to thrust in different positions too.
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Because you're a beta faggot
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Lack of ambition
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>be above 6'
>don't be fat

You forgot two of them
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you're too autistic to leave the house
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You get paid a fraction of what the female actors get and you have to go gay for most of your career unless you're the Chaddest of Chad male actors. And most of the Chads went gay for a lot of their careers as well.

>high suicide rate
>everyone is on drugs
>people get AIDS all the fucking time


It's a horrible career and there's no really positive outcome.
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