>2015 >not smoking cigarettes Were you bullied in school,
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>2015
>not smoking cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, mentally retarded or both?
>b-but it will kill you
So? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?
>you get addicted!!!
No you won't if you are not an underage b& and smoke in moderation.
>IT COSTS TOO MUCH MONEY!!!
Who's telling you should smoke a pack a day you fucking moron?
horrible post. were you even thinking?
>still thinks smoking is cool
how is 8th grade anon?
>>24548114
>not smoking cigarettes
Laughing out loud to people who don't smoke
sage this, shit thread
>>24548131
What's your ideology, faggot?
Misery loves company: the thread
>>24548076
It has a shitty taste and will screw with your tastes buds.
What a shitty thread, OP.
>>24548076
>2015
>not doing krokodil
youre unpopular as fuck
>>24548172
Miserable manchild detected
I'd rather smoke weed desu
>not smoking
>manchildren itt
>>24548214
You're a shitty troll, try to be more shrewd next time :(
Sometimes when I'm feeling really lonely, and apathetic enough not to have anxiety, I go to a public place and sit and smoke cigarettes.
After some time somebody will come and ask to bum one and we'll exchange a few words. It's kinda nice.
>>24548198
this bumpity boomp bump
brb smoke
>trying to get other people to pick up your gross habit so you feel less guilty
Stop smoking forever. No social smoking. No cigars at Christmas. From today until the day you die, never smoke again.
I dare you to even try. :)
>>24548217
This thread
>americunts are too miserable and brainwashed to smoke
>still drink gallons of soda and eat ten burgers a day
>>24548076
You posted this a while ago and the general consensus was that you're a fag.
>>24548379
This is copypasta, manchild. Go smoke
i like smoking
>>24548297
>>24548076
>yellowed teeth
>cancer
>funding jews
>unattractive
>breath smells like shit
there's literally no upside to smoking
>>24548449
>caring
it's like you want to be accepted by normal or something
>>24548194
is SHE gonna fuck me tomorrow?
>>24548194
what was the answer to my previous question, based Trump?
>>24548194
does ayesha think i'm good looking?
>>24548194
Are you an idiot for caring whether or not someone smokes
>>24548533
checked yet?
e/b/in
my face when I twist diarrhea
>>24548542
LaughingOL
>>24548194
Does she want to be my gf
>>24548194
Will I fix this world so it fits the image I want it to be in?
>2015
>not shoving watermelons up your asshole
>2015
>encouraging people to smoke
Fucking brain damage, OP. I even smoke but I know it's bad and the shit you said about it not being addictive and not being expensive are straight up lies.
Don't smoke, anons, I wish I never started.
No, anime.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/02/11/the-power-of-anime-man-quits-smoking-turns-his-life-around-thanks-to-love-live/
>>24548449
yeah right you manchild
>>24548670
So this is what stupidity looks like
>>24548670
So you are a normie eh? Caring about how and when your life will end.
Or then again, you might be just a manchild.
>being Big Tobacco's willing kuck
>>24548076
Still smoking? Wow, retro.
>>24548670
>2015
>typing up this whole post
I dont even know where to start
>>24548811
>lets just boycott big tobacco maaaan
>we can make the world a better place by not smoking
>we used to be kings n shit
>>24548670
You must be the same faggot who posts on every DXM thread and tries to scare people off the wonderful chemical.
>>24548811
>being a manchild and not growing your own tobacco
>>24548194
Should i text her
>>24548194
>>24548923
Ok, have you checked, oh based trump?
Everyone I've ever seen smoke is either Soviet, 70 years old, 15 years old, or a disgusting wagekek with no hope of any future
Sorry, OP, not everyone is worthless enough to waste their time and money on an idiotic habit
wow its this post again
at least you stopped using your shitty "lungkek" meme
kill yourself
>>24548952
>idiotic habit
Everyone I've seen smoke has been a successful 5/5 alfa male.
What makes it idiotic? It boosts your concentration and stimulates your logical thinking.
Are you a fucking caveman... Or a manchild?
>>24548952
Get out and smoke, loser. You won't find happiness jerking off to your ponies, manchild
>>24548194
I enjoy tobacco and booze you got a fucking problem with that?
>>24548342
Why do homosexuals say this?
>I'm not really addicted, I love a smoke but not that regularly.
>THEN STOB SMOGING IF U AREND ADDIGDED!!! I dare you to even try. :)
Fucking no, fag. You addicted to your favourite food? Never eat it again then.
>>24548994
Get a load of this lungkuck
>>24548076
>Pros of smoking:
>easy to socialize with other smokers.
>Cons:
>expensive
>prepare to smell like shit all the time
>bad breath
>bad for your health
>cigs also taste like shit
Don't really see a reason to start now
>>24549122
Sure, like the only reason you would smoke is to talk to other people. Is this how you base your decisions? What a fuckin normie
>>24549122
You have been brainwashed, manchild. You normies are so gullible
>>24549122
>Pros of smoking:
>easy to socialize with other smokers.
>acts as a nootropic, boosts your short time memory and thinking
>makes you look alfa as fuck
>Cons:
>expensive
<nah
>prepare to smell like shit all the time
<tobacco smells good, unless you are a manchild that has only smelled cum and shit the past 5 years, it has a rich odor
>bad breath
<check abobe
>bad for your health
<So? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?
>cigs also taste like shit
<Cigs have a great taste, manchild. What's next, whiskey tastes like shit?
>not wanting to live forever
enjoy lung cancer retard
>>24549287
Kek normie,
s life a competition of who lives the longest?
>>24549287
>implying you can
>wanting to live forever
Alright peter pan
>>24549287
You can get lung cancer without ever smoking. Only manchildren like yourself don't live their life to the fullest
>>24548076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad9yaJUVk_4
Watch till the end
>>24548449
we have real manchild here
ebin
>>24548449
lol@manchild :-DDDDDDD
>>24549367
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad9yaJUVk_4
normies, normies never change
>not smoking
fucking man childs
>>24548449
>muh joos
I guess you don't have a lot of trust in your goverment. Then why buy all the anti tobacco propaganda they are spewing?
Seriously, you'd think that these tobacco companies are powerful enough to lobby politicians and advertise for their benefit - but no.
>>24548076
>bullied /retarted
no smoke smells like absolute shit and smoking it makes me sick
>is life a competition of who lives the longest
yes ? fucking hell what a retard
>it costs
well it does
>>24549435
That guy brings up some good points but he acts like such a faggot lmao
>>24548194
is my five year plan a good idea
>>24549457
>>is life a competition of who lives the longest
>yes
Spot the normie
>>24549457
This guy thinks he wins at life if he lives for 2 years longer lmao what a timekek
>>24549483
what a fag boiiiii
>>24548076
Im a smoker and OP is a colossal fucking faggot.
Anything above 5 cigarretes per day makes you an addict. And yes, nicotine is addictive as fuck, far more than booze. And if I could turn back in time I would not smoke at all.
If op is so confident of himself, than he should stop smoking altogether and post here afterwards. I bet he is either trolling, barelly smokes or is addicted already....
>1 pack per day
This ones for you OP.
>>24548076
Lets try and not be an autist about this OP, but I basically agree. 1 cigar a month and I have no regrets.
>>24548076
>>24548145
>>24548131
>>24548223
>>24548296
>>24548378
>>24548417
>>24549026
>>24549421
I wanted to smoke because it looks cool but it makes me nauseous/paranoid. What do I do to alleviate this
>>24549530
So you are a pussie who cannot smoke right. Thats your problem bitch. Real men can handle their smoking and use it to get some pootietang.
>>24549551
Quit being a pussy bitch
>>24549530
>far more than booze
Not true. You can literally die from alcohol withdrawal.
Cigarettes are only good when drunk or on opiates.
After getting clean they just make me feel sick.
>No you won't if you are not an underage b& and smoke in moderation.
All the people I know with smoking addiction are 20-40
>>24549287
Enjoy masturbating to anime and crying yourself to sleep. Real men smoke, thats it.
>>24549551
Smoke more.
Nicotine builds up tolerance insanely quickly
Why should I fucking smoke nigger?
>>24549591
How fucking insecure are you?
>>24549588
They started when they were young most likely.
>>24548194
What about her?
original comment
>>24549530
>>IT COSTS TOO MUCH MONEY!!!
>Who's telling you should smoke a pack a day you fucking moron?
You do, you fucking faggot. OP is right.
>>24549619
Yeah, a massive faggot you are. But changing that 12 year old pussiedrug to real mens tobacco will cure you from that faggothism.
What's the point of the robot if faggots like OP can still post the same thread every day, but I get muted for uncreative replies or trying to post pictures without typing some shit?
>>24549588
This, yeah.
Nicotine is perfect to stack ontop another buzz, but on its own it's way too inconvenient to get a buzz out of and you build that tolerance too quickly.
>>24549619
>anime
>How fucking insecure are you?
aphex kek
>smoking cigarettes
>just because you want a phallic object in your mouth to suck
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack.
>>24548194
Will you build wall?
>>24549603
It's relaxing feels good, and it's not that addictive if you start in your 20's
>>24549659
I use to smoke when I was a heroin addict. Eat shit kid.
>>24549678
That is because we are men, not niggers. But yeah go get yourself a banana and kool aid.
>>24548114
If you smoke you can receive pussy and vagina 9000 times in minute.
Makes you man to smoke cigarettes, you can be hero of world and not your family shame you anymore!!!
>>24548463
Going out of your way to make people NOT like you is pretty degenerate to be homest family
>>24549670
If I was insecure I would be trying to act cool and pretend anime is for kids.
>>24549664
OP here, it's the first time I post this thread, let's see how many (You)s you get.
>>24549664
>>24549619
>>24549551
>>24549530
>>24548952
>>24548670
>>24548342
>>24548194
>>24549696
What a suprise, a nigger addicted to heroin and molestation pictures.
>>24549728
>nigger
I'm white dude. I also don't have a problem with smoking cigarettes. I just have a problem with people like OP.
>>24548194
Will I ever get a job?
>>24548248
It's pretty nice isn't it? Smoking is also a great way to escape potentially unwanted social situations, just grab a smoke or three.
Also seems to make you less visible when you are just standing around doing nothing.
>>24549768
So you have a problem with every alpha male that says how things really are. When smoking you get:
>9000% more pussy
>place for business university
>free ticket to heaven
>respect from other men
>more brain activity because of nicotine
>>24549720
jokes on you faggot. This was my first post in this thread.
This thread has been here several times before, if you didn't post it (which would be quite a coincidence don't you think?) someone else did.
someones aunt told them to quit
back to the table faggot
>>24548076
I would smoke if it didn't make your breath smell like shit.
>>24549842
How silly of me, I can't believe I was taking this thread seriously.
>>24549719
>act cool
Let's see
>smoking cigs in public without trying to act cool
instant pussy
>watching anime in public without trying to act cool
instant reddit fame, upvoted
We are all beeing ourselves here, but the truth is, some things get more social respect. You don't even have to try. Think about smoking cigs casually vs trying to be fucking Naruto.
So why do people like smokers? Calmness, unlike you and the other manchildren on this board, improved logical thinking and short time memory.
If you want to argue against tobacco, you have to argue against nootropics in general.
>>24549569
Booze is far more destructive in the short term, but nicotine trumps it in addiction. Its alot harder to become an alchoolic.
>>24549842
>I also don't have a problem with smoking cigarettes.
>don't have a problem
>don't
>>24549867
Brush your teeth and be a man. Marlboro man.
>>24548076
>thinks its cool to be smoking the nicotine jew
you have to be 18 to post on this site dingus
There's literally no benefit to smoking cigarettes. At least weed gets you high. Cigarettes just make you smell like shit, and slightly light headed
>>24549878
All the normies in my area moved on to vape or stopped smoking. The government has been shitting on smokers for awhile now. Now the only people that smoke are drug addicts or people who can't quit.
>>24548194
Is she the one for me?
>>24549907
Nicotine has proven itself to improve long term memory.
Not to mention that the Nicotine buzz is great.
>>24549910
Op is an underage troll who doesn't even know these things.
>SAGE in every field
>>24548076
Why do you care if other people smoke.
You're a smoker, the emphasis is on the "Why do you care..."
>>24549883
Writing bad english it is for alpha males
>bu-but it makes you look like a retard
So, is looking like a retard concern in a site like this.
>bu-but it doesn't look right
So, is life a some sort of compitition who writes best?
>bu-but it triggers my anal pain
So, is yours hurtfull anal my problems?
>>24549974
Because he's a NEET and needs to bum smokes off of people.
>>24548076
i honestly wish i had never smoked my first cigarette
i started at 12 and i have the cardio endurance of a fucking dead frog
>>24549877
These thread would be funnier if you americunts would understand irony.
>>24550082
Irony doesn't translate well into text.
>>24550095
Depends who is reading, russians get this meme just fine.
>>24549910
>The government has been shitting on smokers for awhile now. Now the only people that smoke are drug addicts or people who can't quit.
And you care about what the society labels you.
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OFFFFF MY BOARDDDD
>>24548076
My older brother:
>smokes cigarettes
>virgin
>works minimum wage
>constantly depressed
>drinks alone until he's throwing up in our bathroom
Me:
>don't smoke cigarettes
>non-virgin
>have loving girlfriend
>make more than minimum wage
>actually happy and satisfied with my life so far
But I guess I'm still not as cool as him, huh anon
>>24550138
I'm talking about the prices and laws. Smoking is expensive man.
At this point weed is cheaper.
>>24550170
>IT COSTS TOO MUCH MONEY!!!
Who's telling you should smoke a pack a day you fucking moron?
>>24548076
Man tobacco companies sure are desperate.
I smoke cigars and get mad pussy.
Pic related.
>>24550163
You accidentally put "me" and "older brother" wrong sided. Luckily you had an anime pic so this was noticable.
>>24550209
My addictive personality.
That being said, I have no problem with smoking. I probably would still smoke if they didn't make me feel sick.
>>24550163
>he likes 3DPD
Hell yes you're not as cool, traitor.
>>24550246
>you get addicted!!!
No you won't if you are not an underage b& and smoke in moderation.
If you get addicted that means that you have nothing to do in your life but to get addicted.
Try to find something to do and boost that with chemicals.
>>24548076
Ylilauta greetings from
>>24550348
You're so silly
>>24548076
5/5 jos totta :D
I am so ashamed you had to see this
>>24548194
Does Kyra like me secretely?
>>24550369
And you haven't left your room in two days right?
>>24550234
i wanna cuddle with your cat:3
>>24548076
Ylilauta
>>24550417
I worked last night. I also work tonight.
>>24550170
Noice bat fig, my nigga.
>At this point weed is cheaper.
It probably is, for what it's worth.
>>24550432
I can lie on the internet too. Watch me lie:
Tobacco makes you dumb and kills you.
So, when are you gonna tap that pussy?
Cig smokers unite!
>>24550461
You're a silly dude anon, I like you.
>>24548076
Who the fuck smokes in 2015
Such HORSESHITE HEHEHEHEHEHHEHE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OP here, you're all faggots. This is me, i'd fuck the gf of anyone of you after i beat you up.
>>24550446
Thanks, I also have a crab one.
>>24548076
Topkek. Stay retarded, smokerbro.
>>24550482
After all, it is a common fact that women are more interested in notoriously tough guys and tough guys smoke cigarettes.
> tastes good
> smells good
> spice up
> relaxes
> provide social Boost
> Women are weak
> other men give appreciation
> looks cool anyway evening
> While waiting to give to do
> September to get out of bed in the morning
> a good piece of cake for protecting the army
> September take a break from work
> you can always offer the gentleman cigarette
> or fire
> remains well in the mouth
Bonus:
> Wasting 3-7 times a week for 1 hour at the gym in order to get a woman
> Could many times more pussy in plain tobacco smoking,
List good reasons to burn could go on forever.
>>24550546
Funny dude you are.
\
>>24550510
I'm surprised they made nise crab figs too.
Shinobu on a sofa is an unusual one as well.
IT'S THIS THREAD AGAIN
SAME PICTURE
SAME TEXT
HE SHILLS CIGARETTES ON A SOMALIAN GOAT FORUM. FOR FREE
>>24550564
> what 's your name?
<fruit fruit reflection
> So what was !?
<fruit weak Wed-lung
> WHAT WAS! ??
<HE POOR LUNG!
> 2015 NOT SMOKE smokes NOW ON A FUCKING POOR lungs out THAT BEFORE YOU ARE ASTHMA SCENE YOU CAN leave the wallet at that ONTO THE TABLE
>>24548076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WORU0gW8q4
>lungkeks trying to be cool and down with the kids
>>24550623
You mean the russki imageboards?
>>24548194
Am I gonna get a divorce
>>24550546
You forgot the main aspect of smoking
>YOU CAN RECEIVE PUSSY 9000 TIMES PER MINUTE
>>24550674
da fug
>>24550660
Here's some more good propaganda for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHfBIO-alTI
Famous philosopher quotes thread
> Roogito, ergo sum non hominis virilem
> I smoke, therefore I am not a manchild
>>24550676
SHOUTINGS AT MANCHILDREN IN THIS LANKA
What is a turvenuijat? Rookijaba here again.
> Mu-mu-but smokers are in poor condition
Thank you for your knowledge of health information the teacher behind the screen, Which does not even get Their asses up the computer.
> Rp-rookaajat hengastyy easily
Heikkokeuhkolla did not even have enough energy in the morning to go out for a breath of oxygen and smokes.
What is the real excuse not to use the smokes and really achieve of something in your life?
Muijani Figure 5/5 obvious when you see one of you a man of the children.
At this point, all the foolish feminists have been told the truth.
So, is there anyone who doesnt smoke cigs? Why?
>>24550760
Absolutely correct. Nice to see finally real talking here!
I'm proud American and I'm proud to smoke cigarettes everyday!
>>24548076
>Must be bait
>Nobody is this retarded
>Will still oblige
>Were you bullied in school, mentally retarded or both?
There is literally no reason to smoke, it benefits you in no fucking way whatsoever, its like fast food with all the fatty oils but it tastes like shit lol (so you gain weight for no damn reason). I'd quicker drink alcohol and I don't even do that, people who need to get "a high" are usually a bunch of normie fucks and they don't even know it, they are so stupid and can't find anything else to occupy their time, that killing brain cells and killing organs is their passtime kek.
>So? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?
Who gives a fuck about other people, you want to not die because being alive feels great, if you want to kill yourself don't waste your time smoking to die a slow painful fucked up cancer related death, just jump off a building and fucking kill yourself now kek.
>No you won't if you are not an underage b& and smoke in moderation.
Complete contradiction moron, if life isn't a competition of who lives longest why the fuck do you care if you get addicted or not?
>Who's telling you should smoke a pack a day you fucking moron?
Why even spend your money on something so pointless, it makes more sense to save up 2 weeks worth of possible cigarette money and rent and escort to fuck the shit out of.
>>b-but it will kill you
>So? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?
>>you get addicted!!!
>No you won't if you are not an underage b& and smoke in moderation.
>>IT COSTS TOO MUCH MONEY!!!
>Who's telling you should smoke a pack a day you fucking moron?
DUDE SMOKING LMAO
>>24550955
SHOUTINGS at manchild's rationalization!
How about you come back after you start smoking ROOKI and lose your virginity. SHOU FUCKING TINGS!
Reminder if you smoke your not white and most likely some Asian manlet
>>24550674
>>24550695
hahaahaha
>>24550955
> benefits you in no fucking way whatsoever, its like fast food with all the fatty oils but it tastes like shit lol (so you gain weight for no damn reason)
Hue hue, it releases dopamines, makes you more concentrated and increases your short time memory. If you have a problem with nicotine, you should argue against all nootropics.
>you want to not die because being alive feels great
>Projecting your subjective experiences
For fucks sake, there are multiple suicide threads in /r9k/ every day
>don't waste your time smoking to die a slow painful fucked up cancer related death, just jump off a building and fucking kill yourself now kek.
Hurr you have no reason to live for, so don't try to make it better with dopamine fucking boosting + nootropic drugs
>Why even spend your money on something so pointless
Subjective faggotry by a normalfag.
>>24551354
Not the guy your replying too but wouldn't it be better to smoke weed or crack or something if your depressed and wanna feel better rather then a cigarette
>>24551382
>better to smoke weed or crack
>if your depressed and wanna feel better
It's a subjective situation m8. it's just classified as depression but everyone has their own, suibjective experiences and their own subjective cures (if any)
>>24548194
will things be daijoubu?
I find girls that smoke to be more attractive.
Fight me about it nerds
>>24551438
But weed and other drugs would be a lot better at cheering you up while you were on them rather then a cigarette
i smoked for 6 years from ages 14 to 20 but i gave up because i realised it was degenerate
>>24551455
All the girls who smoke I know have shit tier breath would not like to be fucking one of them and catch a breath of that
Actually I'm with OP. It is pretty man childish not to smoke.
>>24551457
>But weed and other drugs would be a lot better at cheering you up while you were on them rather then a cigarette
Subjective. Nicotine boosts dopamine.
I assume you know what dopamine does in the human body my friend.
>>24548194
does I have a chance with her?
>>24548076
>not smoking superior pipe
Kek
>>24548194
how about s?
>>24551541
Yeah but Ecstasy or something similar would be undeniably better at cheering a person up then a cigarette would
>>24548194
Will Yeezus win AOTY
>>24548194
Should I move to Oregon? Then later travel the country?
>tfw feel as if you were supposed to do all the things you were told not to do in school
Drugs sex and rock and roll was actually the correct route wasn't it...
Everything I was taught growing up was a lie
Really another thread shilling for tobacco companies posting that retarded Irish niggers face? When will you stop?
I smoke a couple cigarettes each weekend to unwind from work, along with beer.
OP is still a faggot
>>24548076
Smoking is immoral because any money you spend of vices is money that should be spent on the church. I hope you stop being an immature child and one day accept jesus chirst as your lord and savior.
>>24549530
>addictive
That's because you're weak
and a faggot
>>24551634
SWISH coming next year familia
>>24551754
And if you don't wanna get addicted you can always buy Lucky Strike which is "no addictive".
>>24548194
Can I make it to the Winter Jam?
Why would you start?
>>24548194
Is it worth trying?
nice ad you got here
>>24551870
Donald I'm being serious here.
>>24551856
The buzz, or all the people around you smoke.
Or, being stressed all the time. It's like a break from life in your pocket. That's addictive
>>24548194
Can I be the new boss?
As OP lies dying from lung cancer at the age of 55, his final words will be "fucking lungkeks can't even get 500 pussy a day!".
