>sorry all full, but you can sit at the kids table, anon
>>24547713
But it looks likes all the seats are taken here
>>24547713
"I just wanted to ask where all the men have gone? The beer is getting warm and we need to get rid of it right now."
>>24547767
>men? It 2020, have you not had your sex change yet?
>Would probably have better company at the kids table honestly
>Could invite everyone to a minecraft server, do stupid shit, have fun
These high pitched airhead sluts have no power here
>>24547799
"I went into the woods in 2015 and lived in a cabin since then. Guess it's time for the male uprising, you will get undressed now."
>>24547858
but you did exactly as they told you and you entertained their bastard children.
>not sitting in the living room
Come on now /r9k/
>tfw very small family so never have to deal with large family gatherings like this
>tfw all the pressure is on you to be successful instead of having brothers and cousins to share the load.
>>24547940
>having brothers and cousins to share the load
>>24547713
Men stand anyways.
Are you guys not able to pretend to be normie for one day?
>tfw you got to graduate to the adult table this year
>share my beer with the kids
>>24548012
>everyone yells at you
>hysterical aunt calls the cops on you and you register as a sex offender
>you're forever known as the creepy uncle
>>24548004
users must be 18 or older to post here anonsan.
