>thanks for inviting me to eat lunch with you, Anon!
>I know I'm pretty shy and quiet in class.. but I can be fun too
>*takes the salt and pepper shaker*
>*moves them around as if they were people*
>*makes deep awkward voice*
>"Hey Susie, wanna have lunch together?"
>look you are the pepper shaker because you're black haha!
>>24547066
>tfw no qt awkward lowkey racist gf
>Wait, so you just go on the Internet, to this little message board thing, and make posts about black guys having sex with white women to try and make other people angry? And you do this often? Umm, I think I'm gonna go now, please don't talk to me anymore.
>>24547066
The last line made me laugh my ass off
What's with your fucking eyebrows
>>24547432
>not liking bushy brows
fag
>>24547432
>T-these roasties are so shallow, they don't care who we really are!
>>24547066
Nah baby You're the pepper shaker because you're hot
And im.the salt because im bitter and poison fat people to death every day
>>24547607
I want Satsuki to sit on my face.
She could sit on me for weeks and I would feed of her pussy juice the entire time.
>>24547066
"Anon is everything ok?"
"Y-Yes ... well not really y-you are so beautiful, w-why are you interested in me?"
>>24547432
My eyebrows are thicker than hers and people tell me they're attractive. Fuck off reeee
>>24547945
Yeah, they must make you a 10/10 that's why you're here lol
>>24547920
That hit me hard, fuck you
>>24547066
"but im not black, susie. im jewish."
"oh ... sorry.
so, tell me anon, why are you behind the curtains, supporting the extermination of the white race through low birthrates and mix-breeding with genetically. inferior races
i mean, thats so cruel of you.
look at me.
would be sad if i procreate with someone not white, right?"
*giggles*
>>24547066
you're a monster, why would you come up with such a qt and torment us with her existence?
>>24548113
swing and a miss, anon.
you should probably kill yourself for attempting to play off OP and failing so miserably.
Stop making these roleplay threads, faggot
>>24547066
>onions on a salad
>>24548271
i find it kinda interesting to imagine yourself in your situation and how you would act, assuming you were ...
... alpha
... beta
... white
... black
etc
>>24548113
>bitter redpillfag tries humor
>>24548113
>the extermination of the white race through low birthrates and mix-breeding
Do whites actually believe this? Do you dense faggots actually not see both are your problems caused by yourselves?
Then breed more than just one child on average.
Then don't breed with other races.
No one is ever forcing you to do otherwise.
>>24547066
lol tits or pay the bill
>>24548332
>being obese
>>24548399
>>24548420
it was obvious b8, people
everyone here knows the /pol/ memes and knows they are memes
>>24547066
>look mom I made the shitpost again.
Shes so cute but I hate the idea of going out on dates and shit. Im not socially autistic or anything but dates suck when all i want to do is have sex. Its hard finding something nsa but i got super lucky finding a milf on craiglist.
