>talking to my Great Uncle
>he says he got his grandson, my cousin (16), a Truck for Christmas
>"oh you mean like a model?"
>"no, a 2008 FT50"
>everyone talks about how it's so cool how he's getting a car and it will be really fun for him to go wherever he wants with whoever he wants
>me, 19, have never even driven a truck and have already lost to my cousin
I'll post a pic of him in a sec, but he is a total dudebro while I'm a 5'3, 95lb Robot.
>>24546756
And when I said never even driven a truck, I meant never driven AT ALL. Pic related, my douchebag cousin. He's also dating some 13 Year Old and I bet he took her virginity. And her Mom hates him and his Mom is always bitching how
>she's 13 she should be able to make her own decisions :^)
Fuck them both.
>>24546820
Murder him OP, its the only way
>>24546820
>this is what "alpha" looks like in flyover, shitsville USA
how the fuck do you midwesterners/southerners get through day to day life without killing yourselves?
>>24546883
In San Diego, not only would be be a robot but a retarded one at best
>>24546820
he looks happy as fuck cant blame her for choosing her alpha chad grandson over OP.
>>24546883
He'll be a tier 3-4 alpha at best once he goes to college so it's honestly whatever.
>Go to major Midwest college like OSU or ND and lose to mega chads
>go to shit college and everyone thinks less of you for it
>>24546756
>>24546820
Why are you so jealous?
Be happy for your cousin, a free car is always cool.
>>24547266
It is not enough that I succeed, OTHERS SHOULD FAIL.
>>24546820
That's no dudebro.
>>24547903
Well what would you call him?
>>24546820
maybe if your retarded ass learns to drive someone might ever think of helping you get some wheels
>>24547968
You picking a fight?
Don't worry he only got him an FT50, sounds like a knockoff.
>>24547954
hes looks fucking autistic
>>24546820
OP you can see he's already receding and will probably be bald in his 20's if that makes you feel any better
>>24548757
I take immense pleasure in that fact.
>>24546820
>that there hairline
Why don't u bend over op and take this dick in ur nice boipusi
>>24546919
in orange county CA that guy would be a fucking outcast unless he was a teenager in the early 90's when everyone looked that retarded
i mean look at those dumbo ears and that cringey hair-gel infused haircut
i love how you can tell if somebody is from the midwest just by looking at them
>>24549677
But we live in Texas.
