"Long time, no see, anon. Whatcha been up to? Have a seat."
>>24546740
These threads need a fresh new take, they're getting stale OP
>>24546740
Some of those people look actually nice.
>>24546740
>mfw im the life of thanksgiving
>>24546740
"Well, look who attended to annual skinning fest"
i look at a different face everytime he screams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPaEdvCs1C8
>>24546740
>mulatto sitting at the end of the table
>ironic mustache fag on the right
I would never have been there, I'd have driven to the park or went drinking with the homeless before I attended that gathering.
>>24547392
Look who swam out of his tank
>>24546740
What retard planned that dinner? How the fuck do that many people eat with that little food?
>Psst, hey. Want to make a porno film about Heidegger?
More is on the way soon
>>24546740
How you gon' have all them nigga in your senpai and five plates o' food?
Oh herro son!
Idi na hui, son.
>>24546740
how can there be so many creepy people on one table?
>>24547478
>that pic
Christ how horrifying
>>24547817
What's wrong with half these people's faces?
>>24546740
I have come to take my obligatory Azn waifu and her virginity. If you will not stand aside, I will take her by force.
>>24546740
"That's a pretty mean thing to say don't you think?"
Nobody talked about my cave anymore after I said that, so I think it worked.
>>24546740
That pic genuinely made me panic a little
>>24549079
I can't look any in the eyes
>>24549036
what a loser
What's this from, OP? Looks like some sort of reddit meetup or 'Cosmos' fanclub or something?
>>24549124
>He said, on r9k
>>24547965
>rife is suffering
>>24547965
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DAH WHITE WIMMIN AT
>every thanksgiving we say what we are thankful for
>i thank my mom for allowing me to be at the home to this day and to be around my family
>she starts crying
>>24546740
They're all to busy watching the football game and using their smart phones to bother me. >>24547392
>>24547965
its just a video
>>24546740
jesus christ one turkey for 20+ people? Theres like a sliver of pie for everyone and maybe a tea spoon of potato for everyone
Good thing my uncles cooking enough food to feed a army for like 7 people
>>24546740
>that one turkey for all those people
My family has a quarter of those people and two turkeys this year.
>>24546740
I don't see a single loli
And why isn't this table full?
Out of my way degenerate scum
>>24549314
I count 38 people. 39 if there's someone behind the camera
>I think it's anon's turn to say grace
Grace my asshole with your lips you stupid cunt
I don't want French fries
>>24549282
You got it good. Milking those mommy emotions.
>>24549507
Cochie Cochie Coo. Open wide.
>how's school?
>how's job?
>you got a girl anon?
I hate family members. They're mandatory to talk to and we got nothing in common, so 99% of time it revolves around these 3 topics. Most of them are obnoxious and annoying, the rest is just uninteresting and not fun to be around with. And I'm no even that much a robot.
The OP's picture fucking trigger me. I can't imagine this many people that will ask me those question, not sure if they want to talk about something but don't know any intersting topics or are genuinely interested, which is evenly desperate. There is never more than 6-8 people from my family at once, and even then I want to shoot myself in the head most of the time.
>Not drinking yourself stupid on holidays
It's the only way to get through it
Pair up with the family drunk so you don't get singled out with awkward questions about how much you're drinking and you're good.
>>24547817
whats wrong with his face?
blox
>Tfw very hungry but too many people and now it's too late so I can't just slip in
>>24549638
They don't give a fuck about you as much as you don't them, why do you think they ask such generic questions? They're just better at hiding it because they're not autistic
>Hurry up hun, thanksgiving is all the way at the Anons this year
>I wonder if we're going to see little anon, he used to be so happy and polite
>Haha maybe he grew out of it this year, we won't let it spoil the holiday though.
>>24549756
I'm hiding it as much as they do. True, it's never me starting these convos and when it's unavoidable and someone expect me to start talking I excuse myself and tell them I have to do this and that, but I still smalltalk when I have to.
>>24549638
Maybe you should try going outside to actually learn how to interact with moderately large groups of people without being "triggered"
>>24546740
who the fuck keeps taking all these pictures of large groups of people staring at the camera.
>>24549638
I just refused to come out of my room at around 16. They already thought I was an autist wierdo and didn't want me around when I was there so I'd just lock my door and stay in my room.
Of course they were just so insulted I didn't want to be around them they'd make a huge deal of it and talk really loudly near my door about how rude I was being
>tfw multiple family members at your door telling you its alright and to just come out
>>24547848
There are probably some couches and chairs behind the photographer.
>>24546740
LOOOOL awesome, no body gets I prefer staying in my room the whole day, feels good.
>>24546740
"Who the hell are you?! Get out of my house you damned cunts!"
>>24550056
Ohhhhh man that's fucking brutal, I physically shook at this post.
I mean there's not much you can do really, believe me I feel you man.
You could just get drunk, and come out of your room giving them all a dead stare and just go all out with the situation. "Was there anything you wanted to talk about?" "Still don't have a gf, still a loser, still a shitty person. Anything else guys?" etc.
I feel so bad every single time my parents have their friends over. They're good people but I'm such an absolute mood killer/loser that I don't want to ruin their day and hate having to walk by or say hello. I can only imagine a neon sign with "loser" above my head each time.
Worst part is a few of them look sad and try to get me to talk, but it's too late for people like us. I hope death gives the solace that we seek anon.
>>24549708
uw0tm8
>go to thanksgiving lunch
>dad says he's been looking at msm on craiglsist for me with a smirk
>mom gets mad
>says I'll be 40 before I get any pussy might as well go gay to not be lonely anymore
>mom just gets back on her phone
Left and came back home without saying goodbye to anyone. Going to go to Denny's for lunch by myself and get pity for being alone hopefully. Now my phone is blowing up with everyone saying how rude I was. Mom managed a sorry I love you.
>>24547905
je suis different
>Sitting at the dinner table
>Burst into laughter because I was thinking of epic baneposting memes
>whole family is staring at me
Going great so far
>>24550289
Did that at work yesterday but it was Palpatine/Baneposting as well.
>>24548989
It's called Middle America
>>24550224
Hope you feel better dude
>>24550224
Your dad is probably a kek. Find out whether your mom had bfs before him and rub it in his face.
Normies love to think they're cool, but bring up the kek thing and they get massively buttflustered.
I actually quite like talking to my family and meeting relatives.
Wish me luck, I'm going in. I can't hold out much longer. It's been good to be with you guys, if I don't make it out.
>>24550289
>>24550418
>discussion turns to politics
>mom sayss that trump acts like a hothead and that she's not voting for him
>burst out laughing
>everyone turns to look at me and asks what's so funny
>ask them if they've seen the dark knight rises
>"what are you talking about?"
>hastily excuse myself and go to my room
>>24550826
>Have customer
>They jokingly complain that they bought too much stuff
>"Was spending so much part of your plan?"
>"Of course!" (Sarcastic)
>Burst out laughing
>They think I'm laughing at their humor
>Mfw I'm just laughing picturing Bane in his place
>>24549918
It's part of life mayn. Everybody does it, everybody hates it.
>>24550871
>I will never get to re-enact the plane scene with unwitting people
I've visited r9k less than a year. Do you guys have hilarious stories when Christmas and New Year's come up?
I don't have any stories of my own since my family stopped caring after I turned 10. Now 26 still living with my parents.
I haven't seen my family in about 2 years since I decided to move halfway across the country to study at college.
As soon as I get back, my slut of a sister starts asking ''you got a gf anon?'' ''why are you single?'' ''you look skinny'' ''cut your hair''
She's currently dating some Mgk wannabe who stank of kush when I saw them at a gas station earlier today. The usual ''you know what I'm saying'' tone of speech occurred. He called me ''wigga'' and continued to go on about how much money he spent this week. (I discovered he works at Walmart, though) kek.
Not all family could make it today, doing the meal tomorrow, instead.
I wanna fucking drive away now.
>>24547543
underrated,
I fucking lost it
>>24547965
>>24549302
you seem confusedmuh nigga
Yep this is pretty much how my Thanksgiving has gone
>Went downstairs thinking I could join the dinner table late with no attention placed onto me
>As I pull up my chair everyone turns to look at me
>''ANON! SO NICE TO SEE YOU! WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO DIG IN TO THE FOOD!"
>Want to bat the attention away from me
>try to make a quick joke
>turn to my attractive cousin and say "I will give you some sweet potato pie if you give me that SWEET PUSSAY HOE THIGH"
>grab her leg
>she flinches
>I let go
>whole family falls completely still for about 30 seconds
>grandma laughs
>''I guess their won't be any leftovers tomorrow, at least not leftovers of anons dignity"
>everyone laughs
>whole meal is spent discussing what a loser I am
fuck this holiday
>tfw I'm all alone at home because I didn't want to go with family
>aunt and uncle come by and bring me food
Just.
Uh.. who are all these white people?
>>24552172
>they sit with me at the table in an empty house watching me eat
Holy shit this stress inside my stomach is burning
>>24552061
>Cousin
>sweet pussay hoe thigh
>Actually grabs her leg
How did you expect this to go?
>>24552061
Funny, but obviously didn't happen.
>>24547965
>you will never be accepted into a mahjong club as a filthy foreigner to the game
feels bad tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIguxKhNn6g
>>24551753
>keep my powerlevel hidden
>go to family party for new years
>whole family there, like 30 people
>a couple of minutes before new years, my dad wants a certain song played
>tells me to find it on my phone
>do so, go to plug in phone to speaker system
>as soon as I plug in, the last song I had playing with headphones in immediately starts blasting
>HANTAI NO HANTAI NO HANTAI NO HANTAI NO FORTUNE
>literally seconds before new years
>panic, press power button on phone, nothing happens, screen just goes off and it keeps playing
>try to lower volume, nothing happens
>finally realize I can just unplug the stupid shit
fuck, I'm glad everyone got distracted by the new years countdown seconds later, I wanted to die.
>listened to my little cousins at the kids table spouting off "OH BABY A TRIPLE" and other things
i felt awful
At this point I've stopped going up. Other than three cousins, I hate them and they hate me.
I swear I'll deck my uncle if I see him again. Utter prick.
>>24550224
I reckon he's gay if he's going on about craigslist meetups
>>24546740
Matters not. With only one turkey for that much people, everyone will starve to death anyway.
>>24552284
>>24552172
lol
great banter
>>24546740
I would just call them a bunch of dumb cunts and then walk away.
>>24549124
>He doesn't want my withered 35 year old roastie and 4 demon brats.
OY VEEEEY, IT'S RAPE
>>24546740
360 walk away
PIC IS SO SPOOKY
>>24547905
[square root of -1 intensifies]
would one bird like that really feed so many people? (i dont celebrate thanksgiving or eat meat)
>>24550224
>people say you're rude when your dad straight up insults you and calls you gay
What kind of shir family do you have?
>>24546740
DIE WACHT AM RHIEN
>>24549291
Such an advanced family unit, good goy.
