>GF convinces me to have a threesome
>Her and her guy friend
>She fucks him and ignores me. When I try to get in on her, he blocks me.
>Afterward tells me how she feels so 'close' to me.
Never have a 3some w your GF and another guy, its a fucking trap.
>>24546148
Well no shit kek boy, why would you agree to let another man touch her in the first place even if you were in on the action? If she even asks for this, you dump her slut ass.
Have a mff threesome and do the same thing to her
>>24546175
mff they ignore you too
>>24546148
> Her and her guy friend
Now convince her to have one with one of your or her female friends.
>>24546148
You just got cvcked in your face bro. You'd better drop the slut before she starts asking you to prep the bull.
Wow you're a fag OP. Hope you like watching your girl get fucked by other guys, because that's pretty much all that's going to happen from now on.
>>24546148
you shoudlve known. If she bring up anything resembling dating other people there is a guy she wants to fuck. she will do it, then say that maybe you guys should just be monogamous. that way her conscious is clear.
also pretty gay (lame gay not homosexual gay) that you didnt even try and fuck the guy.
I'm going to kek a young couple this sat. They are Latin. She's light skinned and bf is dark. The girl is a qt 3.14 and I'm light as well. Maybe I'll make her fall in love with a nigga
I hope this is just shitty bait from a bored troll. Otherwise, I feel deeply sorry that you're such a beta, OP.
>>24546148
id never be in a situation like that because im not a faggot kek, but if a guy tried to block me from fucking my gf id fucking break his jaw right then and there. rules of the animal kingdom, nigga.
>>24546148
>block me
Nigga u a pussy if he blockin u fuck him up the ass or somethin to assert dominance
>>24546148
I know you joking anon but I found out that this is a reality...
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Hotwife/
What are you posting here as fiction someone else posting it as reality...
Fucking Amerikeks.
>>24546148
If you haven't broken up at this point, you're retarded and deserve to waste even more of your time on this whore.
Is what OP describes so bad if he is sleeping with her at other times anyway?
>>24546148
What did you expect?
I'm surprised you even have a GF.
>her guy friend
>not knowing that you should never have a threesome with someone any of you know or will meet again
>enjoy being keked on a regular basis from now
>keep replaying what you saw every time you notice she wants to fuck you less and less.
>>24546148
why does my heart sink when hearing things like this?
why do I fap to kek porn out of disgust?
someone please kill me.
>>24548530
shame plays a big part in arousal
>>24546148
>guy try to block you
>start putting your dick on his ass
>"wtf are you doing"
>sorry that is how I roll
>rape the fucker
That is how you should have done.
>>24546148
he was already fucking her, she just didnt feel like sneaking around anymore
>tfw normie gf grinds on other guys at the club
im not getting keked am i?
You never EVER accept a threesome or "open relationship". It means one of two things:
1) She wants to fuck another guy and has one in mind
2) She's already fucking another guy and thinks it will make her feel better if she "gets your permission".
If she asks to bring another guy into the bedroom under any circumstances, dump her. The relationship's already over.
>>24546148
Having a threesome with a guy . EVER.
>>24549724
Depends . My ex-gf is a bisexual and wanted to have a threesome with me and another chick .
Was pretty hot.
>>24549724
Basically this. Women are notorious for making decisions way before your knowledge.
>taking OP serious
This place is full of new
>>24546148
>kek thread
>/r9k/
Shure there is a trap in here...
>>24549776
I'd be wary with another chick, but I know some guys are okay with their girlfriends fucking other women on the side, so I'd say that's more of a gray area. The final line of my post stands; if she wants to bring another guy in, the relationship is over. She's going to do it whether you agree or not.
>>24549781
Yep. I was raised by my mother and sisters and I would never find out about decisions until they had been made days (or weeks) ago.
>>24549790
the bait is potent. show the newfriends the fate of the cvckold.
>>24546148
Nah you're not this stupid got to be a troll.
>>24546148
I would do what you did, without a problem. Being a kuk is an art.
>gf tells me she wants to try a threesome
>tell her only if she finds a guy who is fine with giving up that boipucci
>and he has to be cute and feminine
>gf never brings it up again
>>24549919
Holy shit I lol'd hard.
>gf fucks black guys while I watch in the corner
I'm not getting keked r-right guys
>>24549919
>ex wants to bring another guy into the bedroom with us
>agree but only if I get to pick the guy
>she gives "suggestions"
>obviously wants Chad she works with so she can fuck him guilt-free
>I choose a gay guy I know
>I fuck her while he fucks me
>that look of disappointment on her face the whole time
>Blocked from fucking YOUR gf
>>24549346
>>24549818
>>24549790
Let's not forget that this is a place
>>24546892
/r/hotwive is literally full of confirmed keks with picture and video evidence.
Why is it so hard to believe someone from here does the same shit?
I think its fucking disgraceful btw.
If a gf brought that up to me I would get up get the fuck out and cut off all contact with her.
I would make it dramatic though.
Like we are eating subway and she says something like 'oh anon, what do you think of a 3way I hear it really makes relation ships stronger.'
Well honey who did you have in mind? (Staying calm)
Oh idk lol maybe chad at work I see him checking me out I would never ever act on anything without you there of course I'm not a cheater.
Hold that thought beautiful I'm just going to take our subs to the kitchen to put some freshly grated parmasian on it.
Take the subs to the bathroom instead. Drop mine out the window for later retrieval. Take a shit on hers (I had to shit anyways). Go back to the living room.
Hand her back her shit sub.
'This is what I think of your idea you degenerate tramp. Drop the shit sub in her lap. Get my stuff and leave.
Pick up my sub out of the yard and come home and shit post on /r9k/
post some proof of this you LITERAL C U C K
i don't believe it for a second
>>24550000
Nice one.
also
>mfw quads
>>24550000
Now this is podracing
Also capped for top of shelf kek
>>24549668
You are.
I'm sorry.
The fact that she's a normie and goes to clubs should be a massive red flag to any robot.
>>24549346
fucking this, fucking this, too many times
>>24546148
>>24549668
looooooooooll jesus christ you guys are too much. no way this is real. is this real?
normies invading r9k again I see
is this because of eggman shooting up that school?
>>24549781
Truth.
Had a GF once. She was coming home from visiting family overseas, and she asked me what I thought it would be like if she shaved her head, like some kind of tumblr.
I told her that she can do what she wants, but I prefer longer hair, short/shaved would make her look boyish and it's not attractive to me.
Lo and behold, she turns up at my house and she had already done it.
>>24549668
>anon that's just how people dance
please kill me senpai
>>24549668
>having a gf that goes clubbing
>not having a shut in gf who just wants to cuddle with you, and watch netflix
Could you have shittier taste? How the fuck does anyone deal with a gf with a ton of friends and likes going out to degenerate events like clubs?
>>24546148
Sounds like your girl is just shitty. I've had an MMF threesome before and it was perfectly fine.
>GF wants to get toys and shit to take our sex to the next level instead of keking me with a third party
This is the only way to roll nigga, I can't wait until she's pumpin some bad dragon cum up my boipucci
>>24553075
>>not having a shut in gf who just wants to cuddle with you, and watch netflix
i had a gf like thati cheated on her with some club slut
;_;
>>24549346
this 2bh, i cant believe how some ppl are so fucking submissive to let this kind of things happens
>>24546148
you should have slapped her numerous times for even considering that bullshit. seriously.
classic mmf threesome
>>24546849
Why didn't you do this OP? You some kinda faggot?
Only been in a mff threesome. It was alright, but not what I thought, definitely not as good.
>>24546278
This. You degenerate, OP. You let the skank genie out of the bottle. You're not getting it back in.
>>24546148
Why would you ever have an MMF threesome? Dump her, she's basically keked you (and you let it happen, fag).
>>24553448
That is fucking beautiful.
I hope to everything that is holy that this is true.
>>24554650
I personally found it awkward, like I felt guilty for having to divide my attention between them since neither really wanted to do anything with each other. I feel like at least with MMF you can have two men acting on one woman, MFF is one man acting on two, so unless it's mutual oral sex, it's a bit lonely. Just my feelings though.
>>24554978
>since neither really wanted to do anything with each other.
Yeah, this. Some touching and kissing but not much else so having to do the work. I won't complain, it's just not what I expected or kind of wanted. My gf at times was content to just watch me fuck her, which didn't feel fair.
>>24553124
That's how my last relationship ended. I had a gf that was tame, Christian, few close friends, absolute freak in the sheets, etc.
I fucked up by going to a concert and cheating with some slut who I don't even remember because I was on molly and drunk.
It really hurts but I 100% deserved it
>>24546148
You're an idiot OP. If you are in a relationship and your mate recommends expanding the relationship IE making it more open or having a threesome, then you best reconsider your mate right then and there.
>>24546254
this, then dump her
>>24546148
Weak b8, but if it really happened then lol
ok bye
>>24546148
>he blocks me
M8 you shouldn't even have allowed that, should have forced him out and proven that this was your girl. Way to be a beta in the most literal sense.
