ITT: Soulcrushing phrases. Go robots.
"you could shatter diamonds with your erection"
>>24543884
I - I don't think you understand what "soul crushing" means anon.
>>24543859
>Sorry, I don't date retards.
Usually anything revolving around the word creep
"You're my best friend, anon! You're just a like a brother to me
>"I'm sorry Anon I can't go, but you can come along with Chad and I if you want"
"Yo dude I fucked oneitis last night shit was cash"
>You'd be hot if you were taller.
In response I told the girl that she might be hot if she lost weight and she and her friends got really upset and called me a dick.
Wasn't really soul-crushing, I hated normies before and I hated them after. I don't particularly care what they think about me.
"You're too good for me Anon!"
"Stop trying to be funny, anon"
>>24543940
Hanging out with couples can be fun
They use you as a device for arguing with the other person in the relationship. One time, the guy (his name was Jordan) even started feeling me up to make the girlfriend mad
absolutely mad!
>>24543859
>lol did you even go through pubertysaid while looking at my dick right before getting up and leaving
>Go give X a hug!
Hehe, okay!
>Go give anon a hug!
Um, ew. Gross.
>>24544119
She said "lol" out loud?
>>24544119
BTFO
T
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OBTFO
>>24544141
>He's never met the hill valley brand of "girls"
>Or anyone else of low intelligence really
>>24543902
simpleton
"why don't you have a gf yet anon"
"Is it because you are gay?"
"Are you sure?"
"You know we would still accept you if you were gay right?"
Fuck you mum
>>24543909
Triggered as fuck right now
>>24543909
>Wow, Anon actually spoke for once!
you like football, don't you anon?
>>24544171
why does /r9k/ go for shit tier girls and then complain that girls are shit tier
>"Yeah well anon is a lost cause"
My sister explaining to my mum why I don't have any friends
>>24544259because shit tier girls are the only one they can even have
"Your father can't ever walk, talk, or even do basic things like feed himself/ bring himself to the toilet. You'll have to take care of him."
> Drop out of college having to move back to take care of him cause no one else will
> Mother died some time ago
> No money
> He won't die until you're in your mid-40's
> He never even really liked you to begin with
>>24544141
No but I have heard people do that before.
>>24544154
don't bully
>>24544298
Ill bully you whenever the fuck I want you failed normie
>>24544208
How the fuck is "you could shatter diamonds with your erection" soul crashing? Are you a fag or something for not liking masculinity? That's like one of the best compliments a person can give you autismo.
>>24544297
Just kill him no? I'm sure hed appreciate the kindness? Im not trying to be mean here, if anything its the kind thing to do. Right?
>>24544297
>>24544360
+1 on this one just kill him nigger
"I'm not ready for a relationship right now I just can't fit that kind of commitment into my life"
"Let's just stay friends"
>gets a bf 2 weeks later and quits her job so she can be with him
>>24544243
mfw i said this to a guy once
>>24544386
Fuck you normiescum roastie go suck Chads dick you don't belong here.
>>24544332
but why senpai
The classics.
>you aren't funny
>stop trying so hard
>>24544297
Seriously I would just leave and let him die. Especially if he never really cared about you or "liked" you to begin with.
(spoken by a relative of any kind) So, anon, do you have a gf yet?
>>24543859
456g45g4g
>>24544403
Yeah you're right, I dont belong here. Better go talk with my friends
>>24544435
Because you are a failed normie
This is what happens when you try
You deserved it
>why don't you ever go out with your friends or bring a cute gf home? you should stop being so shy
>What the fuck is wrong with your laugh anon?
Instantly shuts me up every time
>>24544436
this makes my heart stop
Well, I told a girl I loved her a few weeks ago and she said "Yikes."
Yikes.
>>24544502
vocaroo.com
i wanna hear it.
>>24544475
But I'm sure most here have tried and failed. Autism isn't a requisite for being a robot. My baby dick and small stature are no more my fault than someone being ugly or having autism.
>>24544462
Why do women post stuff like that? To let everyone know her and the guy are not dating, i guess you can't ignore it either.
>>24543859
>wow stop posting anytime
>offbyone kenobi
>>24543859
>skateboarder
>>24544535
I'd rather not. It's just high pitched ha-ha-ha's.
Literally the sound of autism.
>>24544502
c'mon you gotta do it
>>24544621
cmon anon, we're all anonymous here.
>>24544357
I don't think it's a negative comment, but is having a particularly stiff erection really one of the best compliments you could get?
>last new years eve
>go to party with some friends
>good time
>get decently drunk
>11:59
>everybody is having new years kiss minus me
>whatever, don't really care, I understand I'm not desirable by women, just enjoying being out of the house
>girl friend if mine starts talking to other girls
>hear, "anon looks sad, one of you guys should give anon a kiss"
>all of them are lauging and "ewww no, wtf"
>just got up and left after that
>nobody even noticed I left.
Still hurts to think about
"You know, you'd be really cute, if, like, you weren't, you."
She actually said this, I never even asked her out or anything, spur of the moment.
>>24543905
This
I've been called a creep to my face when I wasn't even bothering anybody. I'm just ugly as hell
>>24544723
>ewww no, wtf"
>>24544534
to be fair, she was the cashier at tully's, and you had only known her for 25 seconds
>>24544704
soul-crushing in its magnificent cliche-ness
>>24544704
Why not? It makes it easier to penetrate I thought, and it always feels good to have massive wood going on. Though it gets annoying having your underwear stretched out in the crotch area.
>it's okay anon, we don't expect you to ever get married anyways
>>24544475
Damn, dude. How many razors do you own?
>its terminal
>>24543859
>Why can't you do it? Even Anon can do it!
>you look just like your father
>I bet you don't have a girlfriend
From my fatherless 13 yo half nigger cousin
Told a girl that I wasn't a virgin.
>oh wow, really? You just don't seem... er.. like you... uh like you're that type of guy
well fuck you too bitch>tfw I am still a virgin and she was right :(
Look at Leonardo Dicraprio over there
"You're a fucking failure"
t-thanks dad ;_;
>>24543909
When someone says that, the coolest thing to say is "don't got much to say."
>>24545026
Should he also take his toothpick off his ear and put it in his mouth using his gloved hands, or is that optional?
>>24545026
incorrect.
>why are you so quiet anon?
>why are you so fat stacy?
then spit in her face.
>>24544943
They can sence it...
>>24545063
>sence
faggot
>>24545063
they can cents it
>why do you even hang out with us?
>>24545145
>>why do you even hang out with us?
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! I'm triggered anon.
>>24545063
they can fence it
>"Are you on drugs?"
No but I guess I look like shit.
"I have a boyfriend."
Someday, every day won't be a losing battle.
>>24544011
I would love to be told this so I could say
"And you'd be hot if you were lighter"
>I don't know...I guess it just got tired of you, I'm so sorry it's out of my control, I so ashamed, I'm so sorry...
out of the blue after 3 months of spending most of our waking moments togetherI mean I kind of get this feeling but still, it feels really bad, I just hope it wont last long.
>You're just like your father
>"Be more simple."
>>24545291
Please do not ever say this
>>24545328
FUCK YOU IT'S A GOOD COMEBACK FATTY
>>24544723
>hanging out with normies
What did you expect, bruv?
>>24545322
>i wish you were more like your father
>tfw my father is dead.
>>24544078
oh lord. STOP
>I know you wanted to buy that thing for me but chad did it so you dont have too :)
>Chad buys me more things than you do
>why do you not want me to talk to chad? are you jealous?
wait i got distracted
>Just be yourself.
bloxxy
>You are a failure. You will never succeed, never meet anyone, and you will die alone.
My sixteen year old sister told me this when I was thirteen. Confidence is non-existent to say the least.
>what's your friend's name?
>Unlike your sister, you were a mistake. It shows.
Thanks, mom. I love you too.
>>24545425
sounds like a complete bitch. what is she like?
>>24545466
Did she actually tell you this? Im sorry anon.
Read this on eggmans black pill video on youtube
>I'm 27, after many years of being depressed about who i am etc etc. I couldn't accept myself without feeling self hate. I finally accepted i am a loser, failure and don't need women to be happy/dead inside?. My closest friends both are either working on their masters degree or already have it. While i just trudge along as a peasant servant bus boy in a restaurant.
>> The key is Acceptance. Once you accept yourself nothing else matters. Then it just becomes about surviving and walking around like a rotting carcass.
"You look like you're a serial killer"
>>24544723
Sorry you had to experience that bro.
No ones laughing
>>24543859
"I don't know if I love you anymore."
>>24543859
>Is everything okay? Your friend is acting weird.
>Anon's fine, let's do something else
e-everything's fine, don't mind me..
>>24545504
Some girl said this to me back in high school when I had my pedo stache. I said "then don't fuck me with me", and she laughed. It's meh, not as bad as the other stuff itt.
>I have a boyfriend>nightmare mode: I have a girlfriend
>>24545504
>Ha, doesn't anon look like he's going to shoot up the school?
I was called Columbine, all through high school.
One guy went to the same college I did, and he saw me and said that I graduated up to Virginia Tech status.
A couple of weeks ago, some other guy came up to me and asked if I was anon from high school, and then said I still look like I'd shoot up the place, and I lost it and punched him in the teeth.
>>24545572
post a pic of yourself, blur out eyes if you must but i'd really like to see you.
>>24545572
>graduated to virginia tech
That's hilarious, sounds like something someone from here would say
>>24545572
But have you ever considered it though?
>you're going to die alone
>>24545547
I get that there are worse things in this thread, just as there are less worse things. I get it regularly (I don't even have facial hair) and now after enough times it is soul crushing and I wonder what exactly makes people think I am a killer. I'm honestly one of the nicest people you will meet and have a hard time even defending myself verbally in fear of hurting others feelings. It is soul crushing for me.
>>24545572
That is so fucked up and I am so sorry. People are cruel. I'm glad you stood up for yourself though. I have never been able to do that.
>>24545572
What happened afterwards?
>>24544011
You did the right thing, anon.
>>24544723
Yeah that's kind of a pet peeve of mine. I'm fine with being excluded from things periodically because of I've accepted I'm a semi-social retard, but when people start giving me pitty is when I feel autiscally awkward. Not only do I hate being the centre of attention, my perceived social failure is the centre of attention.
But, you got it pretty bad too because it was topped off with that "ewww no, wtf". Oh well they sounds like cunts anyway. At least you know who not to hang out with any more
>Do you not like to talk...?
>>24544332
Whoa man don't be so harsh on the guy calm down friend
>remember to use a condom and to only ever impregnate someone you love, having a kid too early will ruin your life
thanks mom...
>>24545634
Nah
>>24545649
It's pretty funny, in retrospect, but I was really trying to distance myself from that shit. I was almost a normie, in college, although really, I was just constantly drunk or high and just thought I was getting along with people.
>>24545668
Nah
>>24545693
He fell as soon as I hit him, and just looked up like a dog that just got swatted for pissing on the floor. I walked away.
>>24545717
Only after I post that do I realize that I was giving you attention and pitty, which is what my post was denouncing
>>24545818
How does it ruin your life? I mean it works for jamal and tyrone? Just leave the girl on welfare why aren't more white men doing this.
>>24545504
I got this in high school, not so much anymore. I work with this one dude who constantly wears an earpiece, has fingerless gloves and never talks. He seems chill but everyone gets the vibe from him
how about >unexpected phrases
>washed my hair first time in a month
>enter the classroom
>oh, anon, you look so pretty today!
>t-thanks
>>24545818
you better thank her you little shit, kids are expensive, they waste all your time and then you have worry about them shooting up schools, joining a gang, or bringing bullshit to your house.
fuck kids
>>24545900
Then the kid is born a malnourished Manley robot who will grow up knowing their parents can't afford college.
>"want to come and hang out with me and (insert normie)"
i have twin cousins with Aspergers and their the only people i could related to in my entire life
>I don't love you anymore
>>24545960
Why do liberals like to use that bullshit about affording college, to justify baby murder?
My parents couldn't afford to pay for my college, so you know what I did? I studied my ass off, volunteered, wrote a shit ton of essays and got a shit ton of scholarships and grants to pay for college. I also got a fucking job and lived in an apartment, the whole time I went to college. I utilized the resources available to me, resources available to anyone willing to work, and I grew up dirt shit poor.
If you can't afford college, you were too much of a dumb ass to go, in the first place.
Not to mention the fact that college isn't the end-all be-all of careers and life, there is a such things as trades, but that'd require pussified men to get their hands a little dirty and to get a little sweaty.
I almost came why did you stop
>>24545679
We all die alone anon.
>Wow he can actually talk!
>wow this is awkward
In response when no one/or you in a social setting is talking.
>>24546048
>my special snowflake story can be possible to anyone!
>I did [any activity] with [any other male than you] last day !
>cuts contact
>>24546072
Why does everyone here get triggered by this shit? Are you that much of an autistic sperg? I always found it funny when normies told me this.
>>24546048
>got a shit ton of scholarships
There's only so many scholarships anon, and they're usually snatched up by the wealthy and people with 3+ gpas. There are people like me with shit enough luck that I can never get any.
>grants to pay for college
Congratulations, you're helping to inflate the cost of tuition even more for everyone else because you just HAVE to go to college!
>I also got a fucking job
People can live in some pretty impovershed areas dipshit. For example in my area thanks to affirmative action, what little jobs will be made available are snatched up and given to the drunk native americans because of >muh land muh oppression. And because I can't afford a car I can't exactly go driving around looking for a job - or if I somehow managed to find one - be able to drive there. Gas and car insurance isn't exactly cheap.
>lived in an apartment
It's literally cheaper BY A LOT to live in my school's dorms then an apartment nearby. Also again, no car.
>If you can't afford college, you were too much of a dumb ass to go
No, some people have the shittiest luck or have resources that would help them get snatched up by fucktards on imageboards who think they're hot shit for fucking things up for everyone else (and by that I mean inflating tuition with your fed grants; no really, thank you for personally fucking up the future of other people).
>slow down, i'm not wet yet
>>24546111
>mad he didn't study and either took out a bunch of loans like a retard or just gave up and never bothered to look for financial aid
>if I was a lazy retard, everyone else is just as lazy and retarded!
>>24544868
Wanna switch families?
Mine are retards who don't understand how hopeless everything is.
>>24546159
dummy detected
if you werent in the top 10% of your graduating high school class and didnt get offered shit tons of scholarships you dont belong in college
>>24546164
exactly, your half-baked story is just as good as a guage on how reality work as mine is.
>>24543859
>you're a psycho
I'd usually laugh this next one off but it was said by my oneitis.
>kill yourself
and my personal favorite
>I'm done with you, you're boring
not a surprise that the feels would be strong today.
>>24546159
>mad at people with 3+ gpas
>not proving the point that you just didn't work hard enough
>blaming "luck" on your inability to get A's and B's
>complains there aren't enough resources to send people to school, then complains when someone uses those resources
I grew up off of a dirt road in the middle of the woods, in a camping trailer, family of five and we often had no food in the "house" and would go weeks at a time with no electricity. Didn't stop me from getting a job, didn't stop me from studying. What's your excuse?
Even if you had a super aversion to federal grants, what stopped you from hitting the books, taking AP classes, and looking for scholarships?
Oh, right, you were, and still are, a pathetic lazy shit, who wants to blame everyone else but yourself for your problems, and wants everyone to take care of you, so you don't ever have to accept responsibility for your life and pull yourself up.
>>24545322
>It's like your father is still here with us
>You're just as kind as he was anon
It's not like I'm a loser who cant land a jon for more than a day or anything. At my age my dad was just as socially awkward as me, yet he had no help towards it at that time and still managed to start a family.
>>24546159
>people like me with shit enough luck
>"luck"
>fucking up the future of other people by applying for grants
I always think its unfair to poor people to consider them all retarded, but why do you guys always make it so easy? why are you even in higher education if you have shit luck? my parents had "shit luck" when mudslimes killed my dads first wife and punched my mom in her pregnant belly for fun. they weren't worried so much about car insurance when they left to a foreign country with nothing to work hard and have a comfy middle class life within 10 years.
the bad luck you got was being an imbecile with no brains. the decisions you can make with that are very straightforward and don't involve academics or shitposting on 4chan. thats where everything goes wrong and you get upset.
>>24546281
>senile old man : the post
>>24546232
No, see, you asserted that everyone has to be as stupid and lazy as you are. I'm saying that if you HADN'T been stupid and lazy, you would've been able to go to college.
But you can keep pretending and living in your fantasy world, where only the very rich go to college and everyone else is kept as ignorant chattel for the richies to mock.
Which still neglects the other part of what I said, where you could learn a trade and make more than most college grads.
I was a construction worker, and I made more money than I am now, as a teacher.
Shit, if I hadn't been too lazy to do some kind of STEM shit, though, I'd probably be making more money, but that's my fault.
>You look like a real <my father's family name>
my father died of cancer and both his parents had cancer (but lived through it desu). I wonder how I'm probably going to die
>>24546366
I'm 24, buddy, but you can keep grasping at straws, trying to justify and rationalize it as much as you can, so you don't feel so bad about yourself. Although, you really should feel bad about yourself, and do something to fix things, but you're a typical liberal pansy, and you'll just cry and beg for someone to take care of you.
God damn, I had a rusty old reel mower that I'd drag into town, and go door to door, asking to cut lawns when I was too young to get an actual job, on top of keeping up with my studies. I had a car when I was 17, because I saved up every single penny for years to get one.
If you're an able-bodied young man, and you're not stupid, what's your excuse? At the end of the day, either you're physically disabled, or you have to admit that you're just a dumb, lazy asshole.
>>24544704
bait/attention whore
>>24546409
The assertation you give is similiar to what I have stated, in that, you state that everyone has the ability to overcome the odds present, and with their own toil, are able to be successful. Where the reality of the situation isn't that.
For example :
"I'm ignorant and lazy and couldn't make anything out of myself, therefore, it was the system that wronged me"
Is as the same as :
"I brought myself to become a great person, therefore, everyone is able to become as great as me through the same efforts I took"
Your arrogance blinds you, and you don't realize the other components that may weigh a person down. That is not to say that hard work is not valued, it is to say that, in particular instances, it may not be good enough.
>>24546281
Misery loves company, what is new? Generalizing statements like 'i could do that, what stops you?' arent groundbreaking and will only make yourself feel better when you want to compare yourself to others, but wont help anyone. Good for you.
>>24546505
haha! this should be a new copypasta, it makes for a great laugh.
news flash my friend, the world is not as simple as you may percieve it. I knew a person who worked a low-wage job to get by through college, he worked days and weekends for god knows how long. He saved up enough to afford a new car, when he did, he got in an accident that shackled him into hospital bill debt and totaled his car.
How is that for doing something to fix things? Your theory of self-determination is flawed in every way.
>>24546552
>>24546578
It's only superficially the same. If you have no character, that's on you, that's on no one but you. You could do the same thing, if you had the will power. No one can make you have that will power, and if you don't have it, no one should have to take care of you, just because you're too mentally weak to take care of yourself, despite having no mental or physical handicaps.
I'm not trying to help anyone, help yourself. Don't cry like a bitch and quit when shit gets hard, and you can make a decent enough life for yourself.
"[crush] is in a relationship.
- Posted 1 day ago"
;-;
>>24546624
You put too much value on will-power and character, if you believe that is all you need in life then you are plainly: a simpleton.
>>24546613
You're pretending that set-backs are permanent. Did your friend just give up after his accident? If so, then he's every bit as much of a pussy as you, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he moved on, and kept going despite the new obstacle of hospital bills (which you can put off indefinitely) and he went back to working and saving for a new car. It doesn't change anything, it doesn't change the fact that you have every resource available to you to live a decent enough life, and if you're stuck in a dead end shit job, that's your fault. Your "luck" theory is more flawed than anything.
>>24545942
r u a grill?
muted hehet hejt=dassdsds
>>24546695
And we go back to the pseudo-intellectual liberal's desperate attempts to rationalize his inability to get anywhere in life, by flying in the face of logic and ignoring many generations of success far exceeding my own. I'm not talking about willing yourself to richness, just middle class living, but even that requires too much work and dedication for you, and the slightest set back sends you crying to mommy. You are plainly: (btw that's not how you use a colon) a weakling.
>your life seems so sad
"You are too good of a guy for me"
"Lets be friends"
>>24544723
>friend
Wrong.
No one there was your friend.
>>24543859
>You're insecure
>YOU'RE still here?
Oriiiijfifjwnal komment
>>24544758
What the fuck does that even mean? Like seriously who the fuck even thinks that's worth saying?
>>24546624
>because you're too mentally weak to take care of yourself, despite having no mental or physical handicaps.
That is generalizing. You just assume someone is lazy and not actually incapable of being functional. You need to realise that not all people are able to do useful things. Once again, it is great you could grab yourself up from the awful circumstances you had. I had a decent financial situation but felt like shit, had shitty educational performance that barely got me out of high school despite trying to do well and only after that realised that surviving a few more years won't mean much since i'm going to be shit and i'm actually not able to do anything meaningful.
>>24544723
that's what you get for hanging out with normies
they don't care, None of them were your friends
>>24546838
can't still if it's gibberish or finnish
>go back to reddit
i've never even been to reddit
>>24545504
There were a couple kids in highschool who thought I looked like a famous serial killer and they would shout his first name at me in the hall. But they never actually told me so I was always confused why they called me some other name.. and why people laughed. After one of them did just that one day, a kind of okay jock guy noticed my confused face and was like "you know why they call you that, right?". He thought he was doing the right thing telling me but I wish he hadnt. I could hardly keep it together for the rest of the day and when school was over I just sat in my car shaking.
>>24546884
A retarded female that feels entitled because she gets attention from male admirers, that is who. If she isn't pretty then i don't see why she would say shit like that.
>he's just like a robot
I got this said to me in high school and it stuck with me ever since, when I found /r9k/ I got the greatest sense of companionship I've ever felt in my life.
>>24546998
Like I get that but like how fucking retarded do you have to be to even think that sentence constitutes an actual coherent thought. It doesn't make any fucking sense. Goddamn women are fucking retarded.
>whats your relationship with stacy?
>asked by her godfather at her parents thanksgiving
>>oh im just her friend
>she brings her bf
and now im in this thread
>tfw her mother keeps calling me her bfs name
>>24547063
As i said, pretty females (or people in general, i guess) are easily forgiven when they do retarded/evil shit, so they don't notice when they do it. Sad is the reality.
>>24543859
>"Yeah, let's do it tomorrow"
>mfw 2 days later
>>24543859
"hey <oneitis> wanna hang out sometime?"
"sorry, i'm dating <best friend>"
fuck my life.
I had to carpool this autistic guy (far more autistic than anybody on this board could ever possibly be) once and he said that he was bullied in school
>"you look like you're going to grow up and be a pedophile"
>>24547120
You have no idea how fucking angry this kind of shit makes me. Fucking hate retarded bitches.
>>24544357
>Be Secondary School
>Girls think it's funny to sit on your lap
>"you could shatter diamonds with your erection"
>AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA LOOK AT ANON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT HE'S SOOOO GROSSSS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK HE THINKS HE'LL GET TO USE HIS TINY BONER SOME DAY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Not soul crushing
>>24544219
Kek, she's just being a mom bro, and she sounds pretty based.
>>24543859
>It's not you, I just don't do commitment, sorry if I hurt your feelings I never said I wanted to be with you though (despite having sex with me)
She got with a chad like 3 months later.
>>24547180
you should also hate those that encourage them mang
>>24543859
"you look like you just killed someone"
"you look like a school shooter"
every fucking day.
>>24547237
normies are retarded with their lazy comparisons
Not a phrase but it kinda kills my hearts a bit when I try and talk to a girl online and, try to start a reasonable conversation but they never respond back ill admit I'm like a 7/10 average.
>>24547225
Oh I do. Trust me, it drives me up a goddamn wall.
>I flirted with a friend, anon. I'm so sorry... I ruined it all
>>24543859
>"No, you can't sit here!"
>"I don't want to work with anon!"
Not as soul crushing anymore as it is instant rage. Fucking stop causing drama you fucking bitch, do you think I want to be next to you? Fucking child, stop living in some TV show, snap out of it and realize that all of this shit is pointless
>>24547397
Everytime i had to pick a partner in middle school but no one was left. So the teacher put me in a random group of 2. This shit happened. Robot 4 lyf
>>24546980
Cerebral palsy? Shake n bake
>>24546354
Woah, embrace that shit anon. Socially awkward or not your Dad sounds like he was a good bloke. If you can see that in yourself instead of purely the negative, it's possible things may look up for you. Nothing wrong at all with being likened to a genuinely good guy.
When I want to jab at my brother or vice versa, we say "oh you're just like Dad", an autistic, manipulative control freak who was a major part of fucking our lives up.
If other people see a good person in you, try seeing it in yourself. Stay strong man.
>I know you're pretending
FUCK YOU HANZ YOU SHIT
>>24547397
>Tfw the asian cutie ignored her friends to be my partner
>tfw she was trying to get into my house to do a science project
>tfw I was too aspie to let her
feels not great but acceptable, man
>"you look like that elliot rodgers guy"
Thanks mom.
"You'll never amount to anything and you know it."
>>24546701
you're delusional and think that luck plays no role in your life because you've never seriously been set back by anything before, something that is a direct result of having luck. You weren't born hideous, you weren't born with any mental illnesses, you were given from birth everything you need to succeed, your parent's didn't beat you into submission and ruin your self esteem and psychologically abuse you. stop talking down to other people and make wild assumptions because of "muh dert rode" and "muh small town but maed summin ofv ma self"
just because you were poor does not mean you didnt have opportunity. You seriously live in an area where people actually pay you to mow lawns? Do you honestly think that's typical?
>>24544546
"I could date him, but I don't want to. He would like that though, probably, but I want somebody better. I successfully seduced him, so I ain't that bad."
>>24547060
>been called a robot my entire life
>/r9k/ is made two days after my birthday
>robot term is coined
>feel like I finally belong somewhere
>What's with your teeth?
Someone kill me because I'm too much of a coward to do it myself.
>>24543987
Jesus anon. That is fucked up
>>24548090
>"little boy, go like this". [displays her teeth]
>I go like that [show teeth]
>"eeeew,that's nasty. Look at his teeth, like caramel corn"
>>24547216
You got laid normie get out
Ree ree reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i cant remember the exact phrasing but when i was like 13 and my chad brother was 14 he told me he was better than me in some long drawn out and honestly well explained way. he had better grades, people liked him more, and he did a lot of sports
i sure showed his ass though. while hes on the verge of getting everything he ever wanted from life, i dropped out of school and played vidya everyday. he doesnt even know what bloodborne is, fucking casual
>>24548225
Brush your fucking teeth faggot
>>24548261
Not him but I brush my teeth everyday and haven't touched anything fizzy or sugary in years and my teeth are a dull yellow, it fucking sucks when people call you out on it.
>>24548324
>stop smoking
>stop drinking gatorade
>get teeth whitening shit
Tada
>>24544502
Fucking this. I don't even have a laugh. I have a cackle. I can sort of force a heartier sounding laugh if I try but if I hear something really funny then I just go straight up goblinmode.
>Eww, with him?
Spoken by a girl I had a crush on in high school while talking to her friend that was pointing at me. I think they thought I didn't notice.
>>24548324
Im always jelly when I see perfect white american teeth on the youtubes. Maybe forced fluoridation has something to it (retarded people, but pearly whites).
>sitting near my mom as a kid
>she notices my dandruff or my yellow teeth or something else about me
>calls my younger brother over to make him look
>"now, see how bad this is on Anon? That's what happens if you don't shampoo your hair well enough/brush your teeth enough!"
>self-confidence destroyed for the entire day
>mfw I always shampoo and brush like my life depends on it and I still have massive dandruff and cheese teeth
>>24544297
Seriously m8 unless you really love him don't waste what are supposed to be your good years on him.
>you're seriously an awesome guy Anon, you shouldn't beat yourself up over being shy, any girl who got to know you well would have to be crazy not to want to spend time with you!
>said by oneitis
>hears parents talking quietly to younger sibling in other room
>"You don't want to end up like anon"
mfw
>Don't worry I'm sure you'll find a gf at USC, you're smart and good looking!It's even worse when I repeat it to myself
>>24549443
What if she was talking about herself in the third person and you never saw it?
>>24544723
Fuck man
Thats soulcrushing
>'where's your son?'
>'Oh, Anon is probably hiding in his room as usual, ahaha~'
JUST BECAUSE I'M IN MY ROOM DOESN'T MEAN I CANT HEAR YOU, BITCH
REEEEEEEEEE
>>24549562
What are you trying to imply, Anon?
>I bet anon is part of anonymous
Mfw your classmates think you're such a shitty human being they automatically consider you part of the most antisocial group they can think of
>>24549737
It also means they think you're smart, tech-savvy, and motivated to be a part of a clandestine hacktivist group, so there's a silver lining.
>Why don't you just fucking get out already
>>24549712
That she likes you, anon
>>24545572
>and said that I graduated up to Virginia Tech status.
Top banter
"If i was your father, i would have slap the shit out of you"
"it's time for you to grew some balls"
>>24545572
Why the fuck would people do that? Don't they realize people shoot up schools for a reason?
>>24544723
your own fault. The second she even suggested that you should have quickly and oudly said "Thats weird to ask. No." you would have saved yourself.
I bet you just sat there smiling and thinking "ok"
>You're just like my father, Anon.
>>24543859
Of course i've had sex! it's college
"I.. I wanted to know if you were OK with me (best friend) dating her (the girl I loved for 2+years), you know, since you are a very close friend for her, and I know you sorta like her. It's OK if you say no, she asked me out and... You know"
"n-no, it's ok buddie, go for it! Haha nah, she would never have a thing for me anyway haha"
>I'm dying on the inside
They started dating, I saw her kissing him for the first time. He told me how they both lost their virginitys, and all the thing. I'm his best friend. I'm supposed to be happy for him. I never had such a smile, while dying behind it.
>>24544297
Pay for a retirement house where he can be taken care of without feeling like a burden for his family.
>So are you like.. retarded?
>No? oh... okay *walks away*
Same school but I didn't know her.
I got told twice in school by girls, something to the following effect:
'I can't see you ever getting married or findng love as an adult'
>>24545504
My fucking father told this to me. Also he compared my physical appearance to that of the Unibomber.
>>24550833
Heh fathers, when I was younger he routinely told me he wished I was dead.
Now she just jokes that I'll poison him one day. Things are much better.
>>24543859
>"look who came out of their cave"
>>24545457
That hit me way harder than it should've
>Just like his aunt Karen, acts like he's shellshocked or something...
>>24550833
To be fair the unabomber was pretty fucking smart
>I just don't really feel that way about you any more
>>24543859
after dating for 4 years
>i can't marry you anon
>>24550998
>wanting to get married
You got what you deserved, christ-kuck.
>>24546980
I'm sorry, anonymous user
>>24549443
What the fuck is an oneitis? Some Egyptian god or something?
>>24543859
>be skinny
>be pale
>"You look like you just got out of Auschwitz anon!"
>ew you smell
"I don't love you"
>we need to take a break
JUST CVCK MY WHOLE LIFE UP SENPAI
>you have no friends100% Critical hit chance if invoked by relatives.
>>24544537
If you had any sympathy, you lost it with these degenerate anime pictures
>>24551179
im a lanky ass pale dude and i have a girlfriend worry anon, youll find the right person some time
>>24551325
shit i ment to say
i have a girlfriend, dont worry anon
"If something was going to happen it would've happened already."
>>24546125
because for some its hard to get into a conversation and when you eventuallyget the courage to do so , people shit at you
>>24545504
frend gets this alot :^(
"Why don't you go play Pokemon or something"
>>24550114
I can't afford to get my hopes up like that.
>interacting with other people
what the fuck?
