already have qt gf so I guess piss champagne

>>24543521
>qt
I don't piss enough to fill up my gas tank

I don't really want either of the other options so I guess I'll take the girlfriend and be on my way

probably piss champagne

I'll market it as "uncle Pepe's premium champagne" and price it at 5$ a bottle. Each bottle contains the lost souls of a billion robots and with each sip a normie's soul will become slightly corrupt until they convert into a robot

I plan that uncle pepe's champagne will abolish chads and staceys by 2020 because of its aggressive and cheap marketing strategy

>qt
you sure somebody would buy champagne that came out of somebodies dick?
you sure that pissing diesel doesnt diminish your ability to do something else with your dick?

>>24543521
honestly id rather cum rainbows

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>>24543553
>have gf
Get out normie

What about this:
1 billion dollars and a qt/10 gf for life but botflies burrow inside your face OR a maintenance free Transportpanzer Fuchs and no botflies in your face?

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>>24543691
forgot picture image

>>24543691
botflies for sure its not actually that bad to remove nd if it was on face i could do it myself almost immediately totally worth a bill qt/10 is just a bonus