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"What do you want for breakfast anon?"
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"What do you want for breakfast anon?"
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cold beer and a sniff of your undies
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ur-ur ass
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Who are you and where am I?
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AM l BEING DETAINED?
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get out of my house, trap
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>>24543533
"oh, you weren't wearing this cuff this time anon"
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>>24543311
Apparently fucking pancakes since you started cooking before you asked me you stupid bitch
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scrambled eggs pls
do we have any orange juice
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Some brown sugar.
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>>24543624
>all those curves
>trap
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Oatmeal with avocado oil, rye bread, nuts, berries and a cup of tea. I'll be on my computer trying to figure out how to make enough money to afford living in this house with your dungeon and all, or just browsing 4chan. Either way, hurry up bitch I didnt bring you all the way from mexico for nothing.
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>>24543650
>le logical answer meme XDDDDD

Kill yourself
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>>24543648
This is the right answer
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COUNT CHOCULA PLEASE!!
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>>24543311
You bb ;)
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Who are you? What are you doing in my house?
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>>24543772
lol chill senpai
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>>24543880
I will not "chill". I will not rest. I will not cease until these logical meme posters are humiliated and shunned from this very board from this very website. Your end is near your time is dwindling, logikuk
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COOOOOKIEEEESSS
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>>24543910
try harder next time, you didn't humiliate me
try to mock their internal personality, ie., why they said that
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Eggs would be swell
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>>24543947
FUCK YOU LOGIKUK, I DONT HAVE TO STRATEGIZE FOR YOUR TINY BRAIN
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>>24543311
A slice of bread, please.
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>>24543977
>the current year
>being keked by logic
SHIGGY DIGGY DOO
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>>24543977
you're getting better
remember, practice makes perfect
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>>24544009
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ori blox m9
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Big poopy diaper please
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>>24543311
Why do women dress like whores?
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>>24544213
>not wanting your ebony gf to run around in her undies

are you like a Mormon or something?
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>>24544213
She's at home. Give her a break
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A bowl of eggs, please :>)
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cookies plz
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>>24544330
>cookies
>for breaky

amerilard in action
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>>24543311
lemons arranged into a line
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>>24543311
Spaghetti

Oh wait, they're over flowing my pocket
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>>24543624
>that beauty
>a trap
Nigga you are either a retard or underage
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>>24544292
We might have company. That ass belongs to me, and only me
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>>24543311
why don't you squeeze me out a doo doo on top of a bowl of cornflakes
i need to eat a log of your doo doo, ma'am.
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>>24543631
AM l FREE TO GO
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>>24543510
i'm a woman's butt and you're in a kitchen staring at me.
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>>24544663
you'll be surprised at what traps/trannies can achieve if they would actually make an effort and get into it familia
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>>24543311
I can't eat breakfast when hungover and I'd never get a girl in bed without being drunk, so nothing desu senpai
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>>24544734
>wanting a trap instead of a real girl

what's wrong with vaginas, are you a homo or something pham?
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>>24544734
No trap will ever have curves like that. Those curves are most deff genetic
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>>24544962
They would just inject silicone in the right places.

Live their short lifespan making porn and taking about a thousand cocks then suicide.
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>>24543311
>ctrl+f
>activated almonds
>0 results
You're all fucking plebs. You disgust me.
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>>24543311
that booty, babe
lay down and spread 'em
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>>24543311
You know what l want gurl
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>>24545059
>>>/ck/
>>>/fit/

learn your memes faggot
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>>24543311
>pancake mix
>not even able to make pancakes dough
Get the fuck out, you degenerate whore.
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>>24545158
What idiot makes their pancakes, or any cake for that matter, out of dough?

You make it with batter, retard.
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>>24545158
I just told you, get the fuck back to /ck/ you faggot
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Sausage egg and cheese biscuits plz
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COOKIES!

Thanks for starting breakfast before you consulted me, bitch
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A generous helping of your doo doo please, you stupid cunt!
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>>24545269
consulting you now, faggot.
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>>24544719
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
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>>24543311
you on my lap coffee and a pack of smokes k thanks.
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>no black gf to cook me a southern breakfast

just end mai lyf pham k thanks.
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>>24545534

I'd rather not have shitlins for breakfast.
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>>24544962
>know trap
>works out all the time.
>super into fiitness
>has giant ass and tiny waist
Why do you lie to me robots
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>>24545909
he probably just does Back core and legs, heavy in hormones and maybe has implants.

But will never reach a real figure
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>>24545980
She hasn't had surgery, since she is basically a twink right now. Just low test. Basically short and white with big butt.

>inb4 she
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>>24546016
you are lusting over a Homosexual that looks like a girl.

it's a He, because that person can get girls pregnant, you are not a girl. That makes you a faggot pham.
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>>24545980
Source
https://www.instagram.com/p/wiTJi8o4En/

Bernice Burgos
https://www.instagram.com/realberniceburgos/
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>>24543311
One gf pls, and one average dick with cherry topping
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>>24546315
she's a doll tbhfam
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>>24543311
what kind of pancake mix is that?
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>>24546430
Can't even peel my skin back.

>tfw no gf to help me stretch my dick skin with blow jobs.
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