>"So anon, hows the job hunt going? Still looking?!?!....Do you have a girlfriend at least"
y-you too...
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
tonight my parents are hosting an 8 people dinner for my small family and the family of my brother's gf
i like my brother's gf and her family but if they ask me about school and expect me to tell the anything other than fuck all i will lose my shit.
>>24542209
No i have a boyfriend his name is Dylan
Fine, fine. By the way did mom already tell you how she caught me fucking that turkey?
Yeah, she's in my room
>proceed to take enough food for two and spend the night playing videogames and eating like a pig
>>24542365
Stay up in your room like I do, get some supplies from the kitchen beforehand.
>>24542209
>why would i have a gf if i dont even have a job you stupid fucks
>>24542570
i am not the shut-in type robot though i am the completely devoid of empathy or human emotion dead-inside robot.
if i don't come out of my room and feign socializing then the fucking normies will think bang on my door all night
>>24542209
>Work at job that pays $75k a year
>Parents still asks me if I have found a job
I used to have some cans of tuna and peas hidden in my room in the event of a social gathering
Must be nice to still have parents who are alive.
i hate holidays. everyone in my family has jobs and are motivated types. i never know what to say when they ask what i've been doing and similar questions
>>24542597
>i am not the shut-in type robot though i am the completely devoid of empathy or human emotion dead-inside robot.
Same family
>>24542209
No entire family, I'm actually in a beautiful relationship with a kek princess though, It's great!
>>24542209
>tfw i sell drugs and pretend i have a job
