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He once drove all the way to Arizona just to buy a lottery ticket
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He once drove all the way to Arizona just to buy a lottery ticket
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The man was a hero in every sense of the word
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i remember when i believed in the secret too.
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>>24541007
he was so stupid it's almost funny
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>>24541016
Wasn't he that faggot that couldn't get laid because he was too autistic to put in any effort?
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>>24541007
Didn't do much for him, did it?
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>>24541007
Actually he drove three times
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he once threw a latte on some blonde girls who snubbed him when he smiles at them.

he once filled a super soaker with orange juice and attacked roasties with it.

he is the most interesting robot in the world.
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>>24541827
He didn't got any laid because the women didn't understood him
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>>24542496
>He didn't got any laid
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Why Arizona?
Do they not have a lottery in California?
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>>24542531

At the time they didn't have the powerball in california
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>>24542526
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to Got any Laid?
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>>24542592
I think so. Not positive but I heard something about that
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>>24541827
He tried everything in the world to get laid. He dressed in expensive clothes, drove around in a BMW. But whores still rejected him because of his genetics.
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>>24541007
He was truly the supreme gentleman. RIP in pepperoni sweet prince.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFfA04JyPEY
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>>24542628
He exclusively went after Stacies though.
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>>24541007
I had a right giggle at the part were he discovered the lottery. He literally did not know that it existed and made it seem like this great revelation and secret of the universe. Doss cunt. Not to mention his dissapointment when he did not win, his entitlement knew no bounds.
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>>24542628
>He tried everything in the world to get laid.

Did he?
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>>24542460
He went to cry in a Barnes&Nobles bathroom to cry for hours because a random girl he said hi to on the streets didn't say hi back.
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>>24542768
>so i took steroids and died in a sauna at 24
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>>24541007
Why did people think this guy was smart? He flew into an autistic rage when he didn't win the lottery. He obviously knew nothing about statistical probabilities.
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>>24542850
He was smart. At one point all he did all days was educate himself, reading books on politics, science, history and great men.
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He was completely confused when he lost the lottery, he truly believed he was going to win. Then cried like a little bitch. Trashed his room. Broke his laptop. Cried to mommy to buy him a new one.
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>>24542831
Zyzz dieing will never be not funny.
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>>24542896
If he was smart he'd have a better K:D ratio.
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>>24541007
Why?

Why would he do that??
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>>24542850
That doesn't necessarily prove he was dumb, just incredibly delusional and self-centered. He truly believed if he went through the trouble of purchasing a ticket he would win. He couldn't even conceive that there were other players with tickets who also wanted to win.
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He struggled with doors.
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>>24543021
Expand on this please
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>>24542628

Except you know, actually ask a girl out.

It's not his fault girls we're impervious to his jedi mind control, definitely not. He is completely and utterly devoid of all fault for his position atop the dating hierarchy in life.
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>>24541007
Omfg I would have loved to jump/rob/possibly rape Elliott like think about how much that would destroy his world
>THIS IS SUCH AN INJUSTICE
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>>24542831
zyzz died at 22, get your funny facts str8 family

but yeah he fucked up bad
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>>24542831
He lived more in those 22 years than you will in your entire life
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>>24543043

He had big plans to shoot up a sorority but the door was locked so he panicked and left because he lived and died like the littlest bitch
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>>24543259


He was a piece of shit
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>>24543745
Ah, but he was a supremely gentlemanly and narcissistic piece of shit.
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Did he really have money or did you just say that he was wealthy?
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>>24543861
his parents were fairly well off
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>>24543897
I guess money isn't everything, huh?
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>>24542831
>>24543219

Zyzz is not a person. Zyzz is merely a personification of a way of life. Zyzz will live on forever.
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Who else here loves lotto tickets? Only scratch offs personally, it's just a nice cheap thrill. Spent $15 on tickets last night and won $20.I've been buying a bunch of tickets, and my net loss is only like $4 so far.
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>>24543259
>He lived more in x years than you will in your entire life

This normie meme is just as bad as "you will never get laid" the roasties say on here as a comeback. pretty lame tbqh. The insecurity is palpable through the post.
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>>24543108
I bet chads don't have to ask girls out. All a chad has to do is to be spotted by a stacy and she'll run to him to suck his dick

so yes. Not his fault girls are exclusively whores for chads
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>>24541007
i like to think drive was his favourite movie. what a legend.
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I feel like I'm the only robot who doesn't like Elliot. He was a narcissist. I fucking hate narcissists. A lot of his problems came from his elevated opinion of himself. And he basically gave the feminists ammunition to use against people like us. He actually felt as though he deserved relationships just for existing and being rich, and I can't respect that.
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that guy should have just lowered his standards as a teen and dated a few fat girls, or e dated some really far off ones. as a narcissistic sociopath myself, I know he would learn the same thing I did; guys like us are simply not capable of having stable relationships, and getting sex is usually not worth the expenditure of time, money and effort required. now, my life is considerably less comfortable than his was, yet not getting laid more than once every 1-2 years by some fat girl who just wants to get it over with (and even that seems likely to dry up) bothers me less each year. ultimately, he was just an idiot who couldn't even manage to find a drug or something to distract himself with
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>>24544220
>spend 15 on lotto tickets
>get nothing
>want to go back and buy another one but need money
yes I'm mad
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there is more about him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJwetVN5jhA
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>>24544639
>18th birthday
>want to buy lotto tickets to celebrate
>try to buy a $10 ticket and two $2 tickets
>turns out the $2 tickets are $20 tickets
>feel too stupid to tell the cashier I messed up and buy them anyway
>go home feeling like a retard
>scratch off the tickets hating myself
>win all my money back
In retrospect it might have been better if I lost my money, because then it would be easier to just stop buying them.
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>>24544536
Elliot Rodger, a real hero.. and a real human

https://youtu.be/rY2Z0qhhgk4
please tell me I'm not the only one who has listened to his audio book manifesto multiple times.
https://youtu.be/rT52PqQ8_kU
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>>24544600
>He was a narcissist
Yes, and in the actual sense of the word rather than the typical normie way it's misused. He was an absolutely terrible person, and would have been even more insufferable if his life had been succesful.
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>>24544611
What drug(s) is your poison ?
Have you ever tried acid ?
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>>24544675
Nice to see my posts being used in that video. :^)
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>>24541827
The average ROBOT

bloxx
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>>24541827
More significantly then that, he didn't put in any effort and then somehow preformed mental gymnastics which made the girls responsible instead of him.
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>>24542526
>gif doesn't move
die in a fire
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>>24542553
Wasn't his dad rich?
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>>24545044
Very. He was executive producer or something on The Hunger Games
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>>24544600
He strikes me as the kind of person who would rub your face in his success if he was successful.
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>>24545084
I thought he lost his fortune because he invested in Blockbuster
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>>24541827
He did put effort. He stared at them for hours and when they didn't respond to his love stare and offerd him a threesome he flinged coffie at them. Truly a hiro.
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>>24545505
he's a more aggressive chris chan
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>>24545084
He was a 2nd unit director. While its a very good job, its not a rich tier job like actor or director.

Oh My God reportedly caused the filmmaker to go into debt, leading to his sons resentment Rodger had used his home equity to make the movie.

Apparently the documentary was a waste of money and Elliot hoped his father would make a successful movie so he could finally be rich and get beautiful blonde girls.
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>>24544715
i only read part of the pdf of his manifesto since i have a low attention span, thanks for the audiobook i shall listen to it while i do other things
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>>24541007
Why would he drive to Arizona to get a lottery ticket?
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>>24545644
he wanted to win some money
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>>24542628
>because of his genetics
idk how often you go outside but theres guys way uglier and worse off than eliot slamming their cocks in pussy right now
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>>24544715

I've listened to it twice. The day I finished it the first time was the day of the oregon shootings, I hope we would get another manifesto.

Rmember this, apart from the police, there are very very few people who have read this cover to cover, he wrote it for us, we have a connection with him
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>>24545644
as stated earlier in thread, he believed that if he wanted something bad enough, it would increase his chances of getting it.
the lottery in az was big at the time, so by driving all the way over there he was sure hed win it, and when he didnt, it wrecked his life (which happened pretty often)

kid was seriously disturbed, and even if he had had a girlfriend, it wouldnt have helped. he would have beaten her, blamed every blowup he had on her, then shot her and himself to death instead of a bunch of strangers.
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