Why havent you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior yet /r9k/?
>>24540299
>Why havent you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior yet /r9k/?
Because the bible is demonstrably false. If you're living in 2015 and seriously believe a book written 2000 years ago by a bunch of superstitious sheep fuckers then you are literally a retard.
>>24540299
Because he's a shitskin palestinian.
He's dead and may not have even existed in the first place.
I dunno, I think Christians suck jesus's dick a bit too much. Pretty cool guy tho
>>24540357
>Christians suck Jesus's dick too much
>Christian faith is based of the teachings of Jesus Christ
Dude what?
I already did but ended up here in hell with y'all anyway
because he was a lousy carpenter, nailed himself to two planks of wood
i'd like to think a messiah would be a little better at home improvement
>>24540299
>jesus
>not Elliot Rodgers-sama