While your at work making Mr Goldberg's shekels I'll be at home enjoining yummy turkey all day
>>24540203
Thisturkey is good.
Fuck you holy shit yes I am fucking mad.
I do't even like turkey all that much anyways. I'll take a ham please.
>enjoying your Boston Market turkey home alone in the dark
c'mon SON can't be jealous of that
Don't forget you have to spend all day with grandma. No vidya for you today.
>>24540203
But I have the day off?
>Tfw go to work
>Air conditioner is busted
>Coworkers complaining about the heat
>Tfw get in my car and enjoy cold air conditioning while listening to my music, delivering pizzas while coworkers suffer
First things I'll buy when I get my paycheck is a gun and body armor.
