Why do NEETs make 50 threads a day on here?
I thought the NEET lyf wasn't being a piece of shit?
>>24540138
Posting here is pure bliss OP. Nothing quite as good as posting here, it is life itself.
>>24540138
Because they can't talk for shi irl
It takes 10 seconds to post a thread. In that post, you can say anything, including being a sockpuppet by pretending to be a NEET who is depressed, or a NEET being happy about not being a wageslave. As the saying goes:
>The internet said it, therefore, it's true.
>>24540138
Real NEETs are too busy pursuing their own projects and bettering themselves to post here.
The only people who post here are wagekucks in their cubicals pretending to be NEETs
>>24540188
It really is sad to see neets thinking they're bettering themselves by playing animeshitgames and watching moeshit and living fantasies in their minds all day.
But hey, hang in there buddy one day someone will come and save you by caring for you.and you'll drive her away by being the utterly useless human being you are
>>24540188
>NEET waking up at 9AM
>>24540293
not even a NEET but what you described sounds 100x better than working
>>24540188
Should really start at 5pm and finish at 9am. I think there is an accurate version but I don't have it saved.
>>24540188
>9am
I go to bed at 9am
Oh hi there wagekek, didn't see you. Sorry, I was too busy with this opera I've been writing. The aria's been giving me a bit of trouble, but I'm getting there. You should hear the overture though, it'll blow you away.
Anyway, I shouldn't keep you from your slaver...er, work, after all Mr Shekelstein needs that new boat!
It's just one guy making threads nonstop when he feels bored. And a few others who caught on.
This is what we call, "forcing a meme"
>>24540188
Neets don't shower
>>24540916
Yeah it's more enjoyable than working but in the meet threads they always try to make it seem like they are improving themselves and doing constructive stuff.
>>24540987
I wrote five novels when I was neet
Now I'm working I don't have the energy to do anything
>>24540987
"Constructive stuff" is a social construct developed to get you to throw your life away for strangers who don't give a fuck about you.
>>24540188
bettering themselves how?
The downside of being a NEET robot is that you're far too depressed to actually utilise your time appropriately.
Most of us just lay in bed all day wishing we were dead, knowing there's no chance our lives will ever improve because we're too lazy or scared to do anything about it. We are human filth, and we want to post about it on /r9k/.
>>24540138
Thisis why: for fun.
>>24540949
Who /personal deluxe foodstamp thanksgiving/ here?
>>24541027
Absolutely spot on
Add "money" also to the things you throw away for the validation of strangers.
>>24541197
t. wagecuvk
>>24540949
>trouble writing arias
Fucking NEETscum. The recitetives are the hard part.
>>24540138
>I thought the NEET lyf wasn't being a piece of shit?
Well, you was wrong obviously
