>getting ready to fap
>cat comes and lays on my lap
EVERY FUCKING TIME. Then I throw her off and she keeps coming back. I just want to fap in peace without her swatting at my hand as it furiously strokes.
>>24539628
Every time. Either that, or she's staring at me really close, intrigued
>>24539661
My cat was sleeping on the other side of the room for about an hour or so. Then all of a sudden I start looking at porn and she comes walking over then plops down right on my nuts. Come on, man.
Wouldn't want to cum on cat
>>24539628
Female cats treat you like a partner.
I've got a male cat and the worst mine has done when I'm stare at me with a bored expression.
>>24539696
cat hiss at penis :(
>>24539696
she hiss at penis.
>>24539705
I was kinda thinking that since this is my first cat ever but shes only like 3 months old.
I feel as if pets somehow know when you're jerking off or having sex.
>>24539628
>>24539680
>>24539705
if you have a cat you're basically openly admitting you have a mental problem. i think it should be defined as very strange fetish.
something is in your house that
>doesn't listen to you
>does as it pleases
>shits and pisses all the time and you clean it up
>scratchs and ruins everything you own
>leaves it's hair everywhere
>shows you no love or affection and has no idea who you are
??
>>24539790
you mom treats her cats better than you because they never disappoint her to the point of deep regret.
>>24539790
This cat meme has to end
My cat knows I am a safe warm pillow to sleep in, only comes to cuddle on me. She answer when I call her, hell she even knows she can't even try to hurt me, for her own sake. They don't develop the same bond as dogs, because dogs are mindleaa, unconditional followers, which is good in a way. Cats are, sadly, more human
>>24539790
>doesn't listen to you
Mine does
>does as it pleases
So? Provided he does what I ask of him he can do whatever he wants in his time.
>shits and pisses all the time and you clean it up
Mine goes outside and buries it. Only shits in the house if I go interstate and leave him inside for the weekend. Only uses the litterbox.
>scratchs and ruins everything you own
Nope
>leaves it's hair everywhere
Yeah, this is a fucking pain in the ass. That shit seems to stay forever too.
>shows you no love or affection and has no idea who you are
No.
>getting ready to fap
>loli sister comes and sits on my lap
EVERY FUCKING TIME. Then I set her outside my room and she keeps coming back. I just want to fap in peace without her bouncing on my lap as my hand furiously strokes.
The reason dogs are so much better is because of the way they were treated when they first became pets.
>Cats
Literally fucking worshipped. This made them arrogant and caused them to do as they please because they were never told to do anything. This is why they are so annoying.
>Dogs
Used as working animals such as guide dogs, sled dogs, police dogs. They are obedient and loving.
>>24539628
>>getting ready to fap (or about to cum)
>> mother or whoever appears and I have to stop
rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
