I can't stop eating the skin on my lips, what would you guys say to a moderately attractive girl who's book smart but eats the skin on her lips and isn't 100% on hygiene and doesn't smile and is strange and pale and doesn't carry herself weird? I don't go out because I remember my sister and other people pointing out things I do that are apparently weird, they're not even a big deal so I don't see why it should be a big deal to anyone else. What do you guys say to that person? I'm not asking for myself btw, am asking for a friend.
>>24539144
get out of here you filthy whore
>>24539144
The same to any other kid of girl, GET OUT.
I would tell her to use some fucking chap stick.
>>24539144
thanks guys lubv u my bleeding lips lov u
>>24539144
>eats the skin on her lips
at least drink water after every meal/snack
>>24539293
I do stay hydrated or at least try to be it's not that it's that the skin always builds up whether I pick at it or not and I need my gains lol
How about you eat my balls instead of the skin on your lips?
gotta love dave grohl
>>24539144
i do the same shit, until i bleed and scream in pain
>>24539144
>am asking for a friend.
no you aren't, no normie would choose to inflict a robot on anyone they cared about, robot are awful disgusting unpeople.
>>24539345
omnomnom not filling 0/10 was not my own brand
>>24539144
Post a pic with a timestamp you fucking twit
>>24539356
ok ok that part I think sounded a bit like a joke, I wonder how that got into my brain? hahah strangeness, but yes you're right no friends to b talking this over with, but I do have like at least 6 ppl who'd consider me their friend :) gettin my groove back yo, even if 2 of them are my parents
>>24539357
baka fuck you lassie
>>24539358
What sort of /girl/ do you take me for?
>>24539391
Ok I'm sorry I take it back I'm just not into cannibalism unless it's myself and even then I limit myself to the dead skin that hangs off and my nail skin mmmmm so satisfying >:)
>>24539353
omfg I can't stop I switched tabs to put something on and started doing it again I just realised wtf but there's this piece I had to get to
>>24539413
fucking sperglord
>>24539432
lool girlsperg, but no would a sperg have this sort of picture saved? although well memed my friend :{-) gonna go watch frasier but I'll be back shortly
>>24539449
An underage cunt from tumblr would have that picture saved and they'd also watch a garbage show like frasier.
fuck off, roastiewhoreslut
>>24539459
wew u showed me
>L
>A
>D
I also like nickelback
>>24539485
I hope that you blow your own brains out someday, slut.
>>24539477
what can I do to make you like me
>>24539500
that's just rude :c
>>24539505
you can:
a) kill yourself
b) kill yourself
c) kill yourself
take your time to decide
>>24539513
Your horrible posts are much ruder. Remove yourself from the living.
>>24539144
>>24539477
>>24539500
also op here what's with all the dubs and why are they all dickheads lmao?
>>24539144
does she pick at waterbottle stickers too?
>>24539520
wow I don't even know what to say to that :( my horrible posts are ruder, well noted, I will remember that from now on, you have yourself a good day
>>24539535
Yeah thanks I think I will :)
>>24539144
I don't think it is that weird, but what are the things "I do that are apparently weird"?
>>24539528
she fidgets and used to sort of pick at these bumps that are like ingrown hair follicles and I have too many of them but I just try to leave em alone, and yeah she is me so ya know. but yeah never not fidgeting except when I sleep I think and also stimming but it's not really a problem in my opinion the only thing I'm bother by is how clumsy I am bcause I don't really notice myself being hurt and also my hygiene, and um well what do people talk about :(
>>24539144
Look, everyone does weird shit. What "normies" do is keep their crazy hidden. My girlfriend obsessively scratches her legs and gets all autistic about the texture of certain fabrics. I eat my fingernails and play too much vidya. Anon above me drinks horse cum.
People point out the strangeness of others, because it validates their normalcy. There are things you can alter if it actually bothers you
>Eats lip skin
chapstick
>isn't 100% on hygiene
wash your nasty ass
When people point out your "weirdness" just accept the fact that their comfortableness means that their crazy does not click with your type of crazy, and go hang out with robots that are your type of weird.
>>24539144
I eat skin off of my lips too. It's a bad habit, but I can't seem to help myself. I try not to do it in public.
Where are you lacking in your hygiene? "Not 100%" is pretty vague.
Depends whether the ass is fat
>>24539555
fuckin trips damn it ok you win the smug asshole contest
>>24539562
and like I didn't think these were weird either until someone got mad at me for it and like apparently I need to change :p just things like bringing up heavy topics or making inappropriate jokes that only make sense to me or are about a sensitive subject, that one I guess I get lol (if it's already got an element of humour about it I'm not gonna not point it out fuc off sensitive normies) and also just the details I tend to focus on, I don't like that about myself because whenever I just let myself talk I feel like the other person is losing interest and I'm just sperging out about some bullshit and being a fucking creep. I don't have other shit to talk about and I never was one for small talk. and um my posture is bad and I walk weird and my voice is gross. lol and other pointless stuff like I don't trim my nails or remember to shave just general appearance stuff.
It's just mostly my talking and rambling off about things only I can understand or the other person could get if only they asked. I guess I'm asking too much but I also get "clingy" and expect too much of the other person because I have too much free time :x and I overthink things
>>24539595
ok ok its just I don't go out or see anyone for long periods of time so I can just sort of lay in bed forever, but the longest I ever go is like 3-4 days at a time I don't super keep track. and yeah cutting my nails/brushing hair/grooming, when I looked in the mirror just now I had dried spit. ahaha it sounds like I'm depressed actually do u guys think I'm depressed
circle yes or no
I don't even think I wanted advice as I can clearly see my problem so much as I needed to peek my nose out of my hole and make my existence aware to the rest of the world. I have no pictures of prairie dogs or gophers unfortunately.
>>24539683
i think youre insane. what medications are you on?
>>24539572
look up the symptoms of sexual frustration, i used to pick at my skin a lot and thats what my doctor said might be a root cause
>>24539683
do you kleen your kunt
do you do a good job in the anus-wiping department or should you be transferred to the diaper department
>>24539144
Sounds good to me. Be my gf.
>>24539789
f r tho?
>>24539804
Sure, why not? It seems you underestimate how lonely some of us are here.
>>24539821
>>24539821
b-but i'i'm shy
>>24539656
Of course i win, i always win. Now service your master.
>>24539847
Go to bed matt
>>24539862
That's not my name lad.
>>24539562
>>24539656
Mmh most of those things don't seem that weird to me. Unhygienic maybe, but who am I to judge.
People getting upset that you want to talk about something they mention in more detail is just retarded, why bring it up then...
>>24539885
>>24539862
fight fight fight fight fight fi
>>24539144
I would be a little weirded out by finding the female version of me
>>24539940
thanks anon, there's some things I don't go fully into detail about myself because I don't remember em all/they're not important/I'm embarrassed, but I'm not too horrible like picking boogers and sticking them to things or pissing in bottles, but I'm v messy and v clumsy, to the point that it is embarassing but I jjust need to put myself out there more, I kinda wanna normie up and be neater and it's hard for me >.< and yeah I think it's just because I ramble and go on my stream of thoughts, not being like "this is why this" more just a string of related things and points and facts, I love memorising facts. Also I like philosophy even if people think layman's philosophy is for babbies lol I try not to let negativity rule my life but I also let it be and people probably think that makes me negative? I'm sure a lot of you also have that problem though
>>24539991
bonus if you have dark circles and are thin and younger looking than you really are and double bonus if you are canada
> OP pic
> tfw no vampire pale goth gf to be sad with
>>24539991
>>24540019
I'm basically Charlie Kelly but I can't let anyone I know irl know that because it's my secret shame
>>24540039
jk no shame it's just imagine being a girl and being a gross girl lol you gotta be on top of that stuff to put on airs as part of the normie-ization process, I actually don't mind that part at all though it's like maintenance and repairs, it's fun coming out all polished and spiffed up at the end result lol
>>24539144
I seriously doubt I would even notice someone doing that
>>24540024
This is now a goth thread.
>>24540071
So I'm a mary sue then ^_^ this all turned out better than I expected it to
>>24540092
go away keeks
>>24540086
WELL then, alright op approves
>>24540106
kaka <3
>>24539144
im more than okay with this.
>>24540123
go away. im the only keeks poster here
>>24540133
I thought there was more than one of me roung here doing my job >:-)
I'm the real you and you just thought you were being you when in actuality, it was I ALL ALONG
I AM THE ONE TRUE KEEKS POSTER
>>24540158
reeee. can we share turfs?
>>24540158
alright maybe we can even trade
>>24540201
sounds good kitty kat. what other boards/chans do you go to?
>>24540230
just here, anime, his,mu and pol, sometimes lit, ic, tv and co, one time I had to go on adv but I don't have much use for the other boards lol I used to be all about /b/ but they turned into shit really fast
any1 want to be my gf? ;)
>>24540300
>>24540230
also there should be a general weed board (y) but that's too reddit
>>24540368
idk are you keekz? ;)
>>24540386
no i'm mr coffeefiend93 bby
>>24540368
sure!cuked you alreadyand now your single again
>>24540395
b my friend g
>>24540404
no i've never been keked desu
![raven].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JlJBATi.jpg "raven].jpg")
>>24540404
damn rude on my board
ya nasty
>>24540300
you seemed like a /x/ type. well im going to bed. it was nice seeing a fellow keeks poster
>>24540413
unkekable
>>24540019
AAAHHHHH
Okay, not Canada, but northern mn is pretty fucking close. I can buy bagged milk within city limits, so...
>>24540428
I'm only autistic enough to post here but if you think I'd like it there I'll pop by, I never was one to believe in ghosts but also not one to pass up on some spoopy shit, night anon
>>24539144
Will you be my internet gf? im very good looking.You have to eat the skin on your lips on your lips on cam for me though.
Hey weird girl, be my girlfriend.
>>24540428
oops and here's a kiki for your troubles night qt
>>24540466
is that your fetish?
Dubs is mine
>>24540470
do the captchas not know what street names are or is that me? lol I thought traffic signs weren't names of streets -.-
>>24540511
We can lay in bed all day and just sleep.
>>24540500
Noice.
Not untill I read her post, but it sounds like something I'd enjoy watching.
>>24540533
ya I phrased it weird and what I meant was number dubs are what my fetish is and now I have to bang all you people
I ate burger king twice today lol if y'all nevr hear from me again it's because I'm aware of feeling in the arteries in my heart or at least paranoid :(
Love me, weird girl, just love me ;~;
>>24540412
ya maybe i will ;)
>>24540445
thas me m8
>>24540584
remember me by my memes, they aren't much but they're all I have
>>24540596
could you ever love an old broken soul such as myself?
>>24540599
I'm collecting dubs this is valuable to me thank you
sorry for turning it into tumblr a little bit there here is something to spiff the place up a bit :-) ur welcome ppl
>>24540630
With all my being.
>>24540649
and I will love thee, even though you didn't bring me any dubs jk I won't judge you for that, we've all been having a rough time since ww3 broke out, can't blame you, also I called ww3 2 years ago
if I don't die in my sleep I'll be back here to be collecting my dubs in the morrow (but lord knows I'll also still be shitposting the afterlife)
>>24540720
Nighty night, my weird love <3
>>24540726
guess what my name rhymes with bona lol
guess what else I'm not slepin
didn't even give you a chance to guess
someone gonna tell me how to format and do the spoiler thing? :o halp i stoopid
>>24540726
>also do me a favour and tell the captcha to be less of a bitch lol she never listens to me
>>24540726
oh god i'm lonely I'm cuddling my hands
come cuddle me weird qt robo anon
>>24540744
Is it Mona? also put the word spoiler in brackets. If you want to spoiler one word or one sentence just end it with slash spoiler in brackets.
>>24540799
luv u <3 night
>>24540753
this photo is really interesting, how does this happen?
>>24539144
>people are replying to this whore
>>24540844
He didn't chop any veins.
Try it on yourself with a standard kitchen knife. It's pretty cool. Almost as cool as mixing ammonia with bleach, it crystallizes.
>>24539144
same
just don't worry about it, get some non-normie friends and move out with them kek
just sell all of your shit and move to a homeless shelter in SF, tons of weirdos there
>>24539144
I do that too. It tastes good and satisfies me. Who gives a shit?
