>be 19
>mom had me when she was 17
>her ass is huge
>her tits are huge
>dad is always at work
>keeps kissing me/hugging me and calling me cutie
IVE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI MOM JUST FUCKING TAKE MY VIRGINITY ALREADY YOU BITCH
keeep me posted
>>24538786
Bruh there's gotta be more to this, whos the artist
>>24538786
Post a pic of her body OP.
>tfw mom hung me with a noose as a child
>tfw massive fetish for being choked
>tfw you don't have a hot mom
I still love you anyway.
>>24538786
leave computer with mommy porn for mummy to find
Please post pictures. Block out her face with MSpaint or whatever but give us SOMETHING.
Also, ask her to practice kissing because you want to ask some bitch out but have no experience.
You get to make out and she'll get jealous. Even if she doesn't want your dick yet, its natural for moms to get jealous when another girl threatens to come into your life.
>>24539339
muh dick desu senpai
>>24538786
>be me
>22
>mom is 42
>ugly af, as long as I can remember
>younger sister is also pretty fugly yet she has a bf
I'm so glad I had ugly family members so I didn't turn into an incestual degenerate. Thank you based god.
>>24539339
And from the way OP described his mom, it sounds like she would be down for that.
The main issue is your father.... well there's a million issues. but your dad is either going to commit suicide or leave your family and crush your mother. This may make your NEET existence hard.
>>24539421
Or maybe she's just a mom being a mom.
>>24539389
I'd say that it's a bad tradeoff, you might not crave to dick your close relatives, but on the other hand you are likely about as ugly as them, which is heavier burden to bear in my opinion.
>>24539463
Moms aren't THAT loving towards their kids, anon.please don't answer that
>>24539474
>likely as ugly as them
Good thing I don't care about getting a gf. Or really my looks in general as long as I'm not a fucking neckbeard, which last time I checked I'm not.
>>24538786
Gonna need a picture anon or at least a look a like
>>24539389
My mom is pretty attractive despite her age and not once have I ever been attracted to her. I'm into some of the most degenerate fetishes known to man and probably severely mentally ill, and not even I can be attracted to her or want to fuck her.
I don't know, maybe it's because of the relationship I have with her. I guess OP's situation is a bit different. I play more of a dominant roll in our relationship, whereas other people see their mothers as a sort of authority figure.
>>24539499
I'd rather have fuckable relatives, so I'd be prettier myself and get all the free stuff/advantages from society for merely existing, would make the life more beareable for me.
So where's the pic OP
Really curious to see how fuckable your mom is op
>tfw girlfriend's mum is still smoking hot at 45.
>tfw I know it's not just make-up because I've seen her first thing in the morning and after she has showers.
Hopefully those good genes got passed on.
>>24539613
>girlfriend
why do you do this to me stop it please
>>24539613
I know that feel anon, my gf's mom is also so fucking desireable, i have a reputation of stealing gfs so maybe i could try and steal my father in law's wife
>>24539494
It's a shame they are and you just got a shit one
>>24539714
Utterly devilish
>>24539714
I also have fantasies of fucking my gf's hot mom. Her mom and dad are getting divorced right now. It makes me so happy. Not that I'll ever get to fuck her, but it gives me hope.
>>24539660
Because years of posting and feeling ">tfw no gf" will leave a permanent mark on a man.
Any man in the same position as the average robot, in the event he gets great amount of luck and enters a relationship (especially with someone out of his league), will end up having to fight the urge to post ">tfw gf" to distance himself from the loneliness he felt in the past.
>>24539813
>>24539714
>>24539613
>Girlfriend would like to have a threesome with me and another woman.
>She gets horny over the thought of having her and another woman both suck my dick at the same time as well having her and me both eat another woman out together.
>There is no possible way I can maneuver the situation so it will be her mother as the third party.
If you ever see a possibly autistic young man found dead with a 3DS shoved down his throat, you'll know it's me and that his last words were "Maybe we should have your mother have sex with us haha just for a laugh haha".
>>24539887
Damn how'd you get your gf into wanting another girl in bed with you two
No, real moms aren't that attractive.
But 2D moms make my dick diamond.
>>24539903
I don't know.
But pretty much all women are shit-tier and I can't be bothered dealing with roastie bullshit when I already had to wade through a sea of it just to get >tfw gf in the first place so I just shitpost on 4chan and play video games instead of trying to find a threesome.
OP here, l was busy with something. For those of you guys who want a pic, l might try and take a pic of her ass, l don't really want to fuck her, but she's just so hot l don't know guys. She's just trying to be a nice housewife l guess l don't know.
>tfw have a mommy fetish but the thought of having sex with my own mother disgust me
I don't even know why, i'd say she's pretty good looking and she's pretty young (43)
>>24539750
Dude your mom probably wanted to fuck you
>>24540044
>but she's just so hot l don't know guys
pic related: ur mum
>>24540129
My mom isn't called "Cure-Nausea" though
>>24540152
but if you let her chomp your banana you might be cured of your predicament
>>24540162
She wouldn't be down to that. This and the consequences
>>24540082
Yeah well, that's actually pretty normal m8
>>24540171
Where the ass pic at mate?
>>24540171
Just don't be a drama queen about it. Separate it from everything else and enjoy.
>working out
>"Wow Anon good job, you've got a lot of muscle and stuff recently"
>"it's actually kind of hot.."
I shit you not
mom you're fucking creepy
stop
>be 17
>blind date
>shes about a 7/10, pleasantly surprised.
>go to dinner
>she orders 3 servings of garlic bread. lelwut.
>during the night she keeps touching my feet with hers, gradually getting more frequent.
>starts telling me about her bedspread.
>"its the most comfortable thing EVER, you should try it"
>shes DTF, pure PTP.
>shes mashing the food down as fast as possible.
>like, shes not chewing just swallowing the food, shes that eager to get home.
>we get back to her place. things get hot and heavy as far as the hands go, but she wont kiss me.
>everytime i make out she just gives me a little peck.
>..then it hits me.
>eating bread, down bedspread, not chewing, pecking..
>im about to have sex with a duck.
>i tell her i have to go to the toilet
>lock her pen so she cant get out
>jump out the window
>FUCKING RUN
>shes quacking at me as i GTFO.
>>24540351
Just playfully reply "yeah? You interested?" Then chuckle. See where it goes
>>24539499
You sound very insecure ann
>>24540369
If I wanted to fuck my Mom I could, which is something I never thought I'd ever say in my lifetime.
But I don't, because that's fucking weird.
>Tfw no gf to call mummy and get clingy/jealous over
>>24539205
thats hot m8
>>24540385
You could? How?
>>24540435
She's lonely, divorced, depressed, and has made creepy comments.
It doesn't exactly sound all that difficult to court someone like that.
>>24540351
Op here, she's been complimenting me on my muscles but nothing more (2 years brosplit)
>>24540307
She's not home rn, once she comes back l'll try and sneak on her after she comes out of the shower
>>24540355
Nice samefaging
>>24538786
>Big ass, tits, and she's my mother who I want to fug
Translation: she's an ugly landwhale.
>>24540578
I'm not sure you understand what that means.
>>24540542
she'll catch you with the camera
>naughty boy!
>U just have to ask.. baka!
*unveils all the gloriousness
mum sex tape
I may not have a hot mom, but I love her dearly, and I'm ashamed everyday for being such a disappointment to her. She's told me I'm her world and she is the world to me too, only...I wish this world wasn't such a shitheap for her.
Still waiting on that delivery op
>>24540780
>I love her dearly, and I'm ashamed everyday for being such a disappointment to her.
Iktf. That hit too close.
You better deliver OP. You better do
>>24540780
>Tfw your mom has legitimately tried her best to give you the best possible life she could in the shit hand dealt
>Understands the difficulty in being a robot and doesn't expect much, and really appreciates everything i do manage to acheive
>Aspiring to things in life simply cause i don't want to spit in her face after all the effort put into me
I would do anything to have the only child/single hot mom life where she's all naughty and flirty and likes to dress sexy and slutty in front of me.
That's been my fetish for years. If you have this type of setup you take it.
>>24541528
We'll show the world anon. Every dog has its day
>>24538786
Masturbate with you door open where your mom can walk by and see you. Leave mother and son incest porn open on your computer. When your mom kisses you, tease her lips with your tongue a little.
>>24542067
Jean + bra most of the time, sorry bros she's been sitting infront of the tv for 4 hours
>>24540734
I wish it happened like that. Fuck
