What is a neckbeard? List the qualities one person must have to be considered one
>>24538219
A beard, usually one that reaches down to your neck.
1) having a beard on your neck
>>24538219
A neckbeard
>>24538219
Someone who has a beard on his neck.
They let their beard grow out on their neck.
>>24538229
>>24538233
>>24538234
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>>24538258
funny but that's not it
i was called a neckbeard even though i am clean shaven
>>24538269
Maybe they mistook your jewfro as a beard and tought you had your face upside down :^)
>>24538269
Then the neck of your soul is very hairy. Think about that.
Unnatural hair color is female equivalent of a neckbeard.
>>24538219
You must have a neck
>>24538219
You must have a beard
>>24538291
>>24538306
i don't know, my hair is pretty tame too
maybe it's because i have my nails painted black? I started this thread to see if i could get an insight into a normie's mindset, whatever
>>24538371
>normies
>on /r9k/
kek
Alright. Are you fat? Do you have atheist beliefs and shove it on other people's faces? Do you wear shitty clothes? Did they straight call you a "neckbeard" for no reason?
Is skrillex brostep though
>>24538219
>Overweight young male
>Either extremely anti-religious or extremely anti-atheist
>Deep knowledge about games or fantasy, sci-fi etc
>No deep knowledge (but rather memes) about the subject they love to rant about; only interest in "pop-science" (Neil de Grasse Tyson quotes etc)
>Was bad in real science in school
>Beard as a sad attempt to make the chubby face look more masculine
>>24538219
That bitch could be perfect but she rides on the coattails of her tits and lets her belly get all flabby like a mom stomach.
>probably mushy ass F A M
>>24538415
i'm overweight and agnostic, but definitilety not the stereotypical internet crusader, i usually respect religious diversity. i dress oddly and probably am autistic, i'll concede that
we were having a heated argument, i kinda got him cornered. he got upset, insulted me and left
>>24538486
probably tylo be chillin
Summed up here
I thought a neckbeard was someone who shaved every else on their face except for the neck. You know, like George Lucas.
If all it means is having beard hair on your neck, then it effectively means nothing, because everyone gets lazy sometimes.
>>24538219
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON, THE DEMONESS OF SEMEN, DEMONING THE SEMEN OF MY DICK SEMEN
>>24538219
What I would give to breed a girl like that.. God damn...
I definitely qualify as somebody who is a "Neckbeard" here. I think it mostly has to do with the fact that people like me get ideas into our heads and can't cope with any opposing ideas as we think whatever our opinion is is objectively correct. We also come off as whiny and beta to pretty much everyone we come in contact with which further socially isolates us and makes us Autistic and edgy as fuck.
>Inb4 Autist or Neckbeard, I already admitted that I was one
>>24538371
>maybe it's because i have my nails painted black?
kek
>>24538269
This I have no facial hair and I am as neckbeard as you get
>weird porn
>never leave house
>awkward as fuck
>misogynistic
>into computers
Neckbeard is a state of mind.
>>24538371
>nails painted black
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>>24538569
I am >>24538668 and also black so fuck your stereotyping chart. I'm more beta than you can ever even dream of being.
>>24538613
>What I would give to breed a girl like that
>breed
LMAO she'd never fuck you bro
nerds with bad hygiene
weird porn is the only acceptable aspect of a neckbeards existence
>>24538686
>>24538640
fuck off it looks hella fine t b h
>>24538581
Neckbeards get so lazy that they actively allow a beard to grow upon their neck. This is important, you see.
>>24538849
if that's really you: wtf are you doing here?
>>24538849
thank fucking god for that, squinty mcsquintershit
>>24538219
The stereotypical neckbeard:
>has a beard around the jawline (possibly extending below, but not extending above)
>is obese
>is a virgin
>lives with his parents
>has little social value
>is noticeably awkward around people
>is not very social and spends almost all his time on computers or gaming
>may be autistic (meme-wise or literally)
>has bad hygiene
>generally wears graphic tees and shorts or oversized blue jeans
>has short-to-medium length hair that isn't styled in any way
>is not very self-aware of his embarrassing traits
must be an active poster on /v/
>>24538219
It's an insult used in a similar fashion to the word "fedora". Regardless of if the person actually sports a neckbeard or fedora, it's used to insult someone who posts something they don't like, more specifically: something that's not considered normal.
![b3d30819b30f059a8b53175e1a0e212d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BlclvZy.jpg "b3d30819b30f059a8b53175e1a0e212d[1].jpg")
>>24538803
HELLA GAY LMAO
pic related: YOU AFTER SUCKING A MILLION DICKS
>>24539054
>yfw emo boys are extinct because they became traps
i guarantee that picture is from 2007 at the latest
>>24538219
Who's this phallus Alice?
>>24539280
>tip: filename
