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Have any of you robots ever had luck with Tinder?
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Have any of you robots ever had luck with Tinder?
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>>24538013

tinder is part of the botnet too? kuk
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>>24538013
>have tinder for 6 months
>not one reply
>feel like shit

>change profile picture to chad
>literally 10 matches per day
>/r9k/ was right
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>>24538107
What do you look like Anon?
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>>24538013
much luck... but I use a fake pic and just lead girls on for weeks on end without ever actually meeting them

the convos are a great confidence boost and a cool peek into their lives
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>>24538154
I don't like posting my picture, but I usually rate a 3/10 on /soc/.
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Not OP, i have 27 matches and only 5 of em responded. We dont even talk anymore.
>tinder is filled with bitches trying to collect as many matches as possible
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>>24538107
So a fake picture? Or you all snazzied up like a typical chad with the typical smile?
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>>24538189
>Guys actually don't even look at the profiles and just swipe as fast as possible

Yip it's the gurls trying to collect
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There was a period of time where I got swipe rights all the fucking time, because of the way I set up my bio, I guess it made it seem like I was a "genuine" guy, but I don't know how the fuck I did it. Thing is, I didn't know how to convert. I deleted the profile, and tried again recently, but with shitty one liners, I get no attention.

The thing is, if you're Chad, you don't have to do anything, but that doesn't mean you can't get laid, as long as you're decent, and thankfully you can make yourself out to be better than you really are. I think the reason so many chicks used to at least give me a shot before, even though I'm a skinny 5'8 manlet, is because my bio didn't make it seem like I'm trying to bang sloots, which only Chad can do, yet didn't come off as a desperate tool either. And I did get laid a few times too.

I would give it another go, but who am I kidding? I'm broke and I have PIED, I couldn't fuck a chick even if I wanted to. But I think you guys could pull it off, maybe you're not Chad but you could get at least some pussy, even if its not the hottest, unless you're irreparably ugly, that's tough shit.

Just make a bio that shows you're a genuine guy who likes to have fun, some shit like that, and have some pics of you that makes it seems like you're a fun, interesting person. Only Chad can pull off the bathroom selfie and a one liner bio.
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Ive been using it for maybe 2 months now or so and have had around 100 matches and got superliked once and gotten like 5 #s so not too shabby I guess
Most of them I dont message (60+), a few stopped responding and a few ive ignored
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>>24538236
>Just make a bio that shows you're a genuine guy who likes to have fun
How?
Also I have a few pictures but I doubt that they make me seem like a fun and interesting person and I can't get any images like that either.
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>tell a grill that I work at a small restraunt, thats it
>she fucking shows up several days later with her friends
>HAHAHA OH MY GOD IS THAT ANON?! THE GUY YOU MATCHED WITH ON TINDER?
>HAHA IT IS! THAT'S HIM
>OH MY GOD HE'S SO SKINNY HOLY SHIT
>HIS DICK IS PROBABLY TINY
>proceeds to spend an hour laughing shrilly at everything I do
>intentionally spills hot soup on my infinitely kind and understanding boss, then leaves without paying

I used to be kinda iffy on the whole misogyny thing, but fuck, women hate me more than I hate myself. now I hate them too. Fuck you.
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>>24538280
meant to clarify, didnt tell her where I worked or the name, she fucking found the place somehow
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Accidentally super liked some girl, then deleted tinder
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>>24538293
this clarification was BADLY NEEDED.
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>>24538304
it increases your chances of matching by a fuck ton
I would say I match with around 2/3 or 3/4 of my superlikes
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>>24538279
I'm trying to remember how I did it last time, I showed some vulnerability, but not like a bitchboi white knight, something along the lines, "I like to laugh, have fun and enjoy life," some shit like that. You don't necessarily have to have pics with you and some bros or whatever, but an outdoorsy pic with you smiling (genuinely) that can be assumed was taken by somebody else should be fine. Basically just make it seem like you have a life, and a decent attitude, and you should be able to get laid at least occasionally.
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50 matches right now after deleting some girls that didn't work out

I've gotten a couple of grils on dates but cancelled last minute

I was trying to get a girl to go on a date this weekend but she was giving me the run around so I just ignored her. I now know how Chad feels.

I have this cute,conservative country girl from some small town 30 minutes away who keeps messaging me.

I'm like 6-7/10. I got autistic about this shit this summer and read some PUA guides on tinder. I also use it for gaining confidence. If I said half of the shit I say to girls on tinder to girls IRL I would die.
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that feel when one tinder date turns into you moving in together and now she is my fiance...
rip money
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just be exactly like ryan gosling in drive, and youll be straight f.am
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>>24538440
Get ready for the beta bux cux life
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>>24538013
I've never tried tinder but I've been plenty successful on grindr, where I live pic related isn't too uncommon but I live in Cali and everyone's a fag here
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>>24538013

Have been on it for 3 weeks, met 5 chicks, fucked 4, about to fuck the next one tonight.

My profile pic has been taken by a professionnal photograph and my description is straightforward. I don't see how it's hard to fuck on that app, it's literally the easiest shit.
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>>24538013
I matched with this faggot on Tinder, was swiping girls and he pretends he is a girl on tinder.
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>>24538464
you are literally more worthless than pondscum
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>>24538463
at least she is kind ok i guess
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>>24538280

Cunt behaviour, but desu skinny boys are disgusting and worth nothing senpai
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>>24538496
Probably, but I've accepted I'm a piece of shit, aiming high leads to dissapointment you fucking normalfag
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>>24538504
>La Coste

Fucking horrible fashion sense.
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>>24538013
I used it for about 3 months last year.

I got just over 100 matches in that time so I guess that's alright. About 5 of those 100 messaged me first (that weren't bots).

Never even went on so much as a date, got a few phone numbers, never followed up though.

Sadly it didn't help my self confidence as much as I had hoped. It didn't help I'm more interested in a relationship than a hook up and even if there were girls that felt the same way on tinder I'd have my doubts about them.
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>>24538531
lol thats my shirt
i cant dress worth shit, i think i got it at goodwill
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>>24538550
i fucked your mom at goodwill
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>>24538531
>how to spot a poorfag
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>>24538504
you BETTER BELIEVE this bitch rode the cock carousel long and hard and fkt every nigger and chad since she was 13

she was the kind of girl who would laugh at kids like you when she saw you orbiting her or making advances on her

and now you reward her with money and a MARRIAGE

i hope to christ you have female kids with her and u love those kids so they can get fucked and pimped out by a nigger or muslims and and divorces you and gets with a nigger who molests ur kids

people like you deserve the worst

has r9k taught u nothing?
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>>24538583
tfw she is an oncologist and I am unemployed so she pays the bills and i play vidya
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>>24538607
is that a colon doctor
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>>24538630
no its a cancer doctor, which sometimes can involve butts
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Tindr seems fucking gay. It would make me feel like shit since im not very attractive and the women would be super picky and entitled since they can get with a hot man any time they want.

I have a girl friend right now but if i was single i wouldnt do shit like tindr.
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>go on tinder just to see what the girls are like
>either 30+ landwhales or ghetto hood rats

guess I just live in a shitty area
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>>24538342
yeah but it's kind of pathetic, i've talked to girls on there about it and they think it's pathetic if the guy is not on their level or cute if on or above. typical.

Also btw have over 300 matches, and have had several roots, a short relationship, girls on snapchats sending me noodes and vids and about 3 girls on da go at the moment who i either have already or have plans to meet up with. AMA
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>>24538797
I also have quite a lot of knowledge about tinder from the girl's perspective too lmao.
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I sucked some guys cock off tinder, that's the most I've had out of it.
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>>24538814
and despite attention and physical contact from all of these grrls, the crushing loneliness and pain never goes away. I still want to die. It does not get better.
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>>24538304
what's a super like?
I don't recall that feature but I deleted it a while ago
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>>24538835
it lets a person know that you have liked them, like it will give them a notification and then bring up your profile. Most girls probably swipe right to find out why they were super liked for a bit of a confidence boost or some shit.
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>>24538819
fembot?
Why not just use grindr if dude.
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>>24538958
2shy, grindr feels more slutty, and if my friends see I have the grindr app they'll know what's up, but tinder is normal for boys to have!
Also seducing bi-curious boys are much more fun then full blown out homos.
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if you're okay looking and you go on grindr and say you're a straight guy just looking to get your dick sucked and you won't reciprocate in any way, will you get replies?
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>>24539007
Yeah right, understandable. Tinder is definitely more than socially acceptable while Grindr is slutty/a joke.
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>>24538013
Few questions about Tinder:

Is it free?
Should I have money when meeting a grill?

I feel like a girl would be pissed to see I'm poor.
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>>24539015
No, just because they're gay doesn't mean they are dick craving sissys like the sissys on /r9k/
And if they are they'll be super ugly, and you might aswell fuck a ugly chick at that point.
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>>24539052

Yes and yes.

Being poor is unattractive as fuck.
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>>24539052
Yeah free.

Depends on the type of chick you're matching with. For example the kind of girls i'm into do not give a fuck about money, and when i've taken them on dates we do cheap shit - they would find it tacky to go to expensive restaurants etc.

If a girl is pissed you're poor, she's clearly a cunt and not worth your time.
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>>24538013
i lost my virginity to a girl on tinder

fucked her 5 (five) times then cut all contact
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>>24540316
>>24539419
How the FUCK do you guys get matches? I give almost everyone, even the 3/10 hambeasts a right swipe, and in the two years I have Tinder I've hit about 15 matches TOPS from which 5 from another country somehow, 8 didn't respond (why did you press like then????) and with the other two I have brief chats and it died.

LMAO 2CHAT in 2 years. Zero dates.
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>>24540363
just bee yourself :-)
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no because im to much of a pussy to upload a picture of myself and even if i would get a match im an even bigger pussy when it comes talking to women
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>>24538440
>rip money
I laughed very hard especially because this is true
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Yeah

I'm seeing a 5/10 insecure virgin meme poster today

She wants me to be her first. She doesn't know I'm a virgin too.
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Idk, I've been in this shit for 4 days now.
Why are you guys having problems with replies, are you really that edgy?
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>>24538607
lucky bastard

how do u not feel selfish btw?
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>>24542074
Why censor average age?
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Being black on tinder is hard. Despite that, i've had some success as I am pretty attractive.
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Red flag bois?
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>>24542252
Did you or she say that?
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>>24542320
She did, obviously. First message.
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>>24538481
thanks for your input, chad
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>>24542333
then why do you ask if its a red flag?

she red flagged you, not you her
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>matched with a solid 8/10 girl
>we click over a hobby we have in common
>chat for a week
>tells me she wants to hang out with me
>invites me over to her house for netflix
>go over
>watching movie
>10 minutes in we start making out
>it's my first kiss but somehow I'm doing ok
>instead of fucking her i start tell her how much I love her and how much i want to spend the rest of my life with her
>after about 15 minutes she tells me she has to go meet friends
>next day she tells me it's not going to work out
>"it's not you, it's me"

I should just kill myself
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>>24542349
I mean who starts a conversation with I'm scared for my life but i kinda wanna meet you.
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>>24542363
>>instead of fucking her i start tell her how much I love her and how much i want to spend the rest of my life with her

well, learn from your mistakes

not many people have their first date and first kiss going perfect

>>24542366
she just told u that? im confused
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>>24542363
Gaaad just shut yo mouth when you're intimate with someone. You already had her kissin why are you trying to convince her of something. Save that shit for the dates after. In small doses
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>>24538013
I lost my virginity through Tinder. I got my first gf through Tinder.

It's a good tool. Man up and use it kiddos.
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>I've always thought I was decent looking
>follow all the standard advice from /soc/
>swipe right on everyone who looks halfway decent
>still get one match a week if I'm lucky, and they never follow through

My ego is mortally wounded guys
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>>24542363
Wtf why would you say that shit you obviously know after the fact it was retarded. Easiest way to scare a girl off: reveal yourself as a giga clinger
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>>24542363

Tinder is just for fuggin, dog. If you want love you have to put more than a bit of kissing into it. Stupid.
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>install tinder
>procrastinate using it; add only one photo and leave bio blank
>use it to check out girls but never swipe any way since I need a proper profile first
>get drunk, say what the hell and swipe right a couple of times
>get 5 matches out of a total of 10 girls, use drunk smoothness
>wait for results
This was last night. None of them answered but none of them unmatched either. Wut do?
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recently met up with some tinder bitch
>got to know her, she's actually a bretty cool person
>a week after we met, we netflixed and chilled, she turned out to be a freak in the sheets (my fetish 2bh fayum)
>a week after we fucked, we go to this pizza place
>she pays for the whole tab, even after I offered to help pay for it

W-what does this mean brehs?
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?
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>>24542488
Means she's nice?

That's what me and my gf do, we will just back and forth trade tabs. She'll probably expect you to pay the next one.
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>>24542488
it means you should gtfo my board
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>>24542488
You've got her wrapped around your dick, son. You gotta keep tearing that ass up and you'll never have to pay for shit (endless benefits). I'm in the same boat; this bitch bought me drinks and paid my tab last night.
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>>24542477
>1 photo
>leave bio blank

Well there's 2 things you can do.
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>>24542363
you really, really should consider it
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>>24542477
Your message is lost among the thousands of chads wanting to bang them
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>>24542383

>not many people have their first date and first kiss going perfect

Man throwback time. My first kiss was fucking perfect.

>runnin around town with a girl I was interested in and a group of her friends
>End up in a small dingy cellar club
>start dancing, things get hot and heavy
>this song comes on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPlr-o-YEQ
>we get closer and closer
>I kinda blank out and suddenly I'm kissing her
>everytime I go back in for another kiss I smell her strawberry chapstick on her lips

Man that night I was so fucking happy. Then she took me apart for the next month eventually leaving me hangin.
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>>24538179
>great confidence boost
What the fuck are you talking about? They dont like (You)
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Ya I get tons of ass on tinder
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Met my current gf through tinder. I don't know why she used tinder though, she was a virgin before she met me
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>>24542845
>she was a virgin

Sure she was bro
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>>24542864
She couldn't have sex properly the first couple of times because it hurt too much, and she didn't know what she was doing at all.
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>>24542889
but your dick was luckely small enough to not cause pain
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>>24540366
>>24540363
Try being attractive
What would you rate yourself out of 10?
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some black weeb sucked my dick last weekend, it my first time meeting her kek

we're probably gonna fuck this weekend

i was on two dates previously thanks to it, but one of them was hideous and im planning another meet up with the other

ive also had it for a bit over a month now
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GUYS WHAT DO...!!!
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>>24543511
Let her suck your dick
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>>24543511
say "ok"
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>>24542432
Could be your 'about me'
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>>24538279
I get about 6 matches a day. About 4 reply.

My bio is

Location - Uni course

Grand Designs is on tv, i like playing catch. Shit jokes and wasted weekends make me happy.

Then comes that most important part once you get a match.
Don't say Hi, Hey, Howdy or any other form of generic bullshit. My female flatmates get tons of matches a day, all saying the same thing.
You ask a question that no-one will think to ask.
>Do you like insects (doesn't work often)
>What's your favourite semi-aqueous mammal
>What't your favourite type of coffee
>I am the music man i come from down the way


Have fun anon
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Back in january I went to the uni town north of here to meet with this chick I used to work with who I liked. A buddy was with me and we met with her at the uni and she brought a friend with her for my friend I think. I met up with the girl a few times but it never went anywhere. Recently I installed tinder and matched with the friend that my ex coworker brought with her, she remembered me and now wants to meet up.
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>>24538222
Correct, guys can't risk lowering their chances even more by cherrypicking.
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>>24543757
Maybe. I just changed my bio from a description of my interests to a one-liner about my dog (I have a pic of him). Good idea?
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>>24538222
>>24544687
I actually very carefully examine my matches, looking through all of their pictures unless they're like 9s or 10s
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>>24544835
And how's that been going for you
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>>24544944
im the quads master over here >>24543333
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>tfw no tinder in your country

Seriously, I'd even get a smart phone for just it. My friend tried it, but the closest women are in the neighbouring country, hundreds of kilometers away.
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>>24538280
>Not asking them to leave
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I was looking at my friend's Tinder and it's fucking crazy

She's not that great looking in my opninion, dresses well, is kind of a crazy club girl

but she had like 300 matches, most of which she ignored messages from and most of them were 8+ dudes, all trying to meet up with this one girl

it's fucked
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>>24542477
Girls swipe right to see if you did, they're not going to answer.
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE EVEN SWIPE LEFT?

NO MATTER HOW UGLY?

Why not fucking swipe everyone right and pick from there?
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>>24538013
Is there something like tinder but doesn't require facebook? I don't have one and i heard you need friends there to get any matches or some shit.
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>>24545452
i also want to know this

and no i dont want a facebook with my info and pics cause i dont want people to find me there
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>>24545471
You can just change privacy settings and nobody will ever know.
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>>24545747
wont they see my name and picture?
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I just told a tinder girl that I don't listen to any music. How un-normie is this? Am I fucked?
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I made tinder just a minute ago and first five swipes were matches. Uninstalled as soon as possible because I got scared of the ammount of people at once.

>tfw a lonely weeaboo like me has a chance
>time to do nothing about it
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>>24546152
i call bs

what pic did u use faggot
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>>24538013
use of social media should not be encouraged

these platforms devalue us as individuals and hinder our ability to form meaningful interpersonal relationships
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>>24546167
B-b-but selfies are bannable offence here anon-kun
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>>24545967
No worries.
Girls don't actually listen to music, they just listen to what is popular in their social circle.
Ask any girl about their favorite band and they will most likely know jack shit about it.
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>>24546197
not in this context fag
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>>24538440
i really hope you didn't actually buy her a diamond

http://freakonomics.com/2015/04/16/diamonds-are-a-marriage-counselors-best-friend-a-new-freakonomics-radio-podcast/
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>be me
>install Tinder 1 week ago
>put a decent picture
>puts emjoji of my hobbies, and a random philosophic quote
>swipe right since now
>still no matches
>planning to uninstall
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>>24546220
Plz no bully. It's a old pic from my almost useless facebook account
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>>24546326
This just reminded me that I could have gotten this pic from facebook without the fuss of re-installing this tinder thing.

Wow it has been almost half a year since I used normiebook.
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Rippetoe saves lives

DO SS TODAY
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>>24546326
You look like from /slav/ continent

/easterneurope/?

tfw too pussy to Tinder even if I have no-images Facebook profile
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>have like 10 ok matches
>doesn't speak to them ever

GOTTA BRING THOSE MATCH NUMBERS
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>>24546417
I live in scandinavia
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>>24546407

how the fuck can people be this smooth

i can just bring a boring convo or talk about my cat which no one fuc king cares about i even try to ask them more questions since girls like to talk but they send fucking small responses and not follow up

HOW THE UFCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP THE CONVERSATION UP WHEN UR A FUCKING CUNT
IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SPEAK DONT SWIPE RIGHT REEEE
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>>24546205
Thanks! But much to my distaste, she's now telling me that has a grounded likes for rap? What does this say about her? Also she's 18 and a virgin so before yall launch into writing "means she's a whore!"
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>not really that ugly, but not pretty either
>whenever I match with someone I don't no what to say to them
>9/10 girls won't say something first
>the last 1/10 I have a very short convo with before I run out of things to say

How do I into small talk/flirting robots?
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how do you even initiate a conversation? I've had tinder for 2 years and never spoken to a single girl
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My tip for tinder, just swipe right 100% of the time and then you can just pick through all the matches you get. Get laid
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>>24542363
You deserve that. How do you really know you love someone within hours of meeting them?
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>>24538013
I fucked this fat 19 year old who gave me weed. She was pretty chill.
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I'm not even white, yet i'm doing pretty well
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Fucked a black chick from my university
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Anyone who uses Tinder is a degenerate and a normal/failed normalfag. It's pathetic.
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>Get matches
>They remove me or never respond

Waste of time. At least getting a match makes me feel somewhat desired I guess.
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700 matches, usually average 10-15 matches a day when I can be bothered going on it. I usually only have conversations with the girls that message me first, mainly because im too lazy to message first.
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>>24546716

LEAVE THIS PLACE
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>>24546476
Girls get messages all the time from average or below average guys that follow the same pattern of:
"How are you?"
"Good"

They're not on Tinder to make small talk, either get to your point or fuck off. I'm a male on Tinder and I've gotten to the point where I just ignore girls on Tinder because most are hopelessly bad at being entertaining enough to respond to. You've got to sell yourself man.
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>>24546753
Got this recently
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>>24546716
please leave r9k you fucking normie
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>>24546831

Show your face already Chad. Holy shit. I'm not even mad just empty. Why are you here?
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It seems to have hot and low points.

I live in a smaller city (less than a million) and as such, there's not many to choose from.
Thursdays are hot, because girls activate their tinder before the weekend, as they don't have dates. Holidays are hot because girls come back from school to visit family and need a little dicking while about the town.

Having said that, most of the matches I get are either bots, uglies or fatties.

I rarely get a match above a 6. But, I rarely see any women on the app above a 6, so I guess that makes sense.

I got laid from Tinder once last year in another town; I wouldn't recommend it.
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>>24546848
I'd rather not, I can assure you I use a real account though. Here's a screenshot from a Tinder thread I did a while back on here, I think you guys named me Tinderfag or something?
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>>24546454
Not that guy, but that doesn't make you not a slav.

You mongol fuck.
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>>24546716
what city do you live in? because that seems excessive, even for even a 10/10 chad.
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>>24546915
And to answer your question, I just enjoy the camaraderie, it's like an emotional support group for men and I like that.
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>>24546928
I live in rural England, but I pick up girls from Manchester and Liverpool, as well as the towns inbetween the two.
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>>24546716
"This is bait, this is bait, this is bait"
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>>24546950
Can confirm. I live near Liverpool and had 500+ matches at one point and very rarely spoke to any of them.
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>>24546974
Bait or not, I'm only answering OPs question, Anon.
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>>24538013
Nope. Apparently no one likes fat guys.
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>>24546915
Girls will put up with this much insults from you if you're good looking?
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>>24546915

Just show your fucking face already.
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>>24538013
Depends where you live

I'm in a very rural area so I only get like a match every day or two

And usually the person I match is like 100 miles away
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>>24538013
I'm not that desperate or unwholesome enough to use Tinder, but saying I'm 17 and going for that crowd might be fun.
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>>24538013
Recovering robot/ failed normie here
I gave a very concise, and somewhat funny bio, and now I'm getting plenty of matches
Mostly asian,too
>tfw they're not just your fetish
>tfw you actually want to know what its like to date them
>tfw setting up a date with a qt3.14 as I'm eating turkey dinner
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Wait. Wait. 700 match guy. What's your radius? I have mine set to 20 miles cause anything farther is just unrealistic for me. I don't have a car.
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>>24546675
I agree tbqh senpai
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panda
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>>24547188
150 miles, because I don't plan on meeting any of them.

>>24547134


Why? It's not going to prove anything. I was rated 9/10 by /soc/, and that's all I'm going to say, even if I don't think that's accurate at all.
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I've used it for about six months. Probably up to ~500 matches a month, maybe more. I've had offers for dates/sex (with non-ugly non-hambeast girls) but I'm too shy to go through with it. Tried to force myself a few months ago and ended up running out of the bar before the girl got there. It's useful but you have to commit to it I guess.
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>>24547806
my bullshit detector just broke, nigga, you owe me one, saying shit like that
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>>24538107
>have it for a year
>get shit in my city
>dont take it srs so I troll (shitty lines dgaf etc)
>move around
>slightly improvement
>still not a single sexual advancement either way
I don't know how I should feel about this
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>>24547843
My life doesn't make sense even to me. I'm a 26 year old virgin though so it does make sense.
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>>24547556
>It's not going to prove anything

It's going to prove Chad has it easy.
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>>24538236
>PIED
Me too bro, on Day 7 of nofap noporn trying to fix it.
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>>24547556
>>24547806
Refusing sex on tap? Fuck, must be bait

I'm going to turn my laptop off. I can't take this shit anymore
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>>24538013
I matched with a bunch of bots and a stacy who made fun of me ("why do you only have one picture? and you don't even look happy in it. next time try smiling instead of looking like your taking a huge dump")

so no
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I met my current gf on tinder. She was a cute 17 year old and her profile said she was down for hookups and she had great tits so i swiped. Matched later. Tried to get together and play smash bros but she didn't want to and eventually stopped talking to me.
So I did other things for a while until one day in a good mood i thought I'd like to christen my new car by fucking in the back so i invited her out. She came and we ended up making out and doing some non-pen stuff. Fucked a few days later. Started dating about a month after. Had the best sex of our relationship last night and now spending the holiday with her.
Thanks tinder.
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>>24548109
me too. I'm 25 year old KV, never even got a 1/10 of the chance these guys had.

FUCK
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nope, just your typical get three matches a year and none of them message first and don't reply

I think they're just bots anyways
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>>24538571

I fucked your mom while you were fucking anons mom at goodwill
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I'm still kissless but i'm not a virgin. The fuck
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>tfw met my qt gf on Tinder
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>>24548109
It gets boring. Honestly, you're searching for the wrong thing Anon. You've been raised by women all your life, do you really think another one will fix everything?
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>>24548516
If she's really a cutie, she's probably fucking 12 other chads on the side, and just uses you as a personal wallet
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Had it for like 4-5 months, and like 5 matches

Never initiated any talk cause and deleted the whole app
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>>24548185
getting candy from the cock carousel...
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>>24538107
>looks matter a lot on an app designed around first impressions

BOY I SURE AM GLAD I TOOK THE "RED PILL" TO KNOW THIS
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>>24543511
delete tinder.
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>>24538280
>intentionally spills hot soup on my infinitely kind and understanding boss, then leaves without paying
Yeah bro, this is totally typical female behavior. Your preconceived notions have been justified!
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Smooooooooooth me
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>>24538531
>La coste
hmmmmmmm
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>>24546454
i fucking knew it bror
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>>24548185
>Giving a girl who stopped talking to you another chance
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>>24550440
>>24546454
>Live in scandinavia
>Not a muslim
Bror
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>>24550440
Fug :--D plz don't know me
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>>24550200
Congratulations, you're getting slightly more than one word replies.
She's totally putting in effort.
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I'm not interested in fucking sluts, I want a real relationship with a qt girl with similar values. Is that possible to find on tinder or is it just for hooking up?
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What do you guys have as your bios?
Mine is literally "oh jeez" because im unispired and boring. I did have a mildy funny joke on there but got no matches so I changed it.
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>>24550691
Very rare my friend. I managed to find a qt that had only just broken up with her boyfriend of 5 years and now we have a real relationship and she seems like a very caring genuine girl . The chances of finding one like that on tinder are so slim though
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>>24550800
Ah okay, thanks, I wasn't sure. I figured tinder was generally accepted as the "hookup app" basically.

Are there any free decent dating sites for people looking for genuine relationships?
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>>24538280
youre just making this up :(((
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I tried tinder for 20 minutes and gave up, felt too old and ugly

POF and okcupid on the other hand I've gotten laid countless times. I never found a gf to fall in love with but at least it cured me of my yellow fever
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>>24548109
The "wizard powers at 30" meme has become stuck in my head.

Every time I think of having sex I immediately feel that I would be losing the "wizard challenge"...

It's a stupid obsession, I know. I should just talk up some desperate 35+ woman, stick it in her and be done with it.

But it feels like missing a single oppurtunity event in a video game, that my autism can't savescum for a retry.
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could someone post pictures of a semi chad so i can use in my fake profile
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>>24551310
You may think you're afraid of that now, but if you actually do get laid I'm sure you wont have any regrets
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>>24551310
The concept of sex is growing bigger in your mind anon. The sooner you pop that bubble it'll stop growing.
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If you are 5/10 is it better to swipe left on hot girls because they probably won't swipe right, or at least they probably won't end up with a fuck? This is assuming that limit of 50 or 100 swipe rights per day is still in place.
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