>tfw nearly sprained my wrist opening a jar
I wish I was born a male
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>>24537978
>nearly sprained my wrist
Either b8 or you have serious problems
just go lift weights sista
>constantly get told I can't post on r9k because I can't suffer like a man, even though my whole life has been abuse and suffering
I wish I was born a male. Maybe I could've at least defended myself.
>not getting one of these to make men obsolete
>>24538017
dweeb lol
>>24538035
i legitimately thought those were suicide nooses
>>24538021
>implying you dont get at least sympathy for being abused unlike men who get laughed at and told to man up and not be such a pussy next time
>>24537978
>tfw no qtgf to ask me to open jars and reach things on high shelves and assemble furniture for her
It's nice to be useful.
>>24538044
I had thought that, too.
>>24538021
I wish you would be my girlfriend. But either a)your lying and a man or b. you say no proving once again women can only opt out of a sexless no bf life unlike men.
>>24538044
they can double
>>24538041
lets see yours, virgin-boy
>>24538035
>>24538044
Seriosuly tho, what the heck is that? Some kind of sexual device?
>>24538143
girls have such comfy bedrooms
>tfw no gf to sleep in her comfy bedroom with
>want to make an excel spreadsheet
>can't remember shit
>completely useless
I feel like a girl.
>>24538199
>lives on top of a pile of garbage, animal waste and anime figurines
I wish I could live in a comfy room.
>>24538171
You're supposed to put that thing around the lids and you'll get leverage when opening them.
>>24538035
>buying such a trinket when a simple elastic band will do the trick
>>24538171
you use them to strangle men to death when they enact a microaggression against you
>jerk off, cum, 5 seconds later it's over
>tfw you'll never know what it's like to fill yourself with a vibrator and flick your bean before spending 2 minutes quivering on the bed and pissing everywhere
>>24538143
I wonder what it'd be like to have those thick thighs and wear incredibly short shorts to show them off in.
>>24538537
>quivering on the bed and pissing everywhere
Lol wat?
>>24538353are you a hoarder?
The picture to the left is related to my post
>>24538561
Squirting is actually just piss.
I was just trying to say I'm beyond jealous of the female orgasm
>>24538537
At least you can cum
Check your penis privileged
>>24538908
I guess you're right, feeling the cum move through and spurt out does have its own special type of amazing-ness and satisfaction to it.
