Reddit frequenter here just dropping by to let you guys know that I find this board to be an absolutely abohorrent mediocre pity party hugbox.
THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU
I REPEAT THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU MUST ADAPT TO THE WORLD. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY FEMALES ACT AND YOU WANT A GIRLFRIEND, THEN CHANGE YOURSELF BECAUSE FEMALES ARE NOT GOING TO CHANGE FOR YOU.
I'm 5'4, a Brony, I'm slightly overweight(240lbs), and I've had 4 different sexual partners and I'm here to help you do the same!
I'm here to answer any questions you may have, ask away!
Le redditor brother I salute you.
>>24537165
Stop lying anon
>>24537165
Reddit masterrace
I like coming here because these miserable sad kucks make me feel better about myself
>>24537165
to give a formal critique, the use of classic sonic as pic related sets a nice tone for your post. the overuse of descriptors in 'absolutely abhorrent mediocre pity party hug box' is very characteristic of the nu-male aesthetic your thread is trying to achieve, however 'reddit frequenter,' 'brony,' and '4 sexual partners' clearly give your post away as a shitpost.
All in all, 7/10 bait.
>>24537165
Hello fellow redditor. I upvoted your comment and shared it on my facebook.
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>>24537842
OP here, why does everyone assume I'm trolling because I'm from reddit? I'm here to help you guys out and you clearly don't want help.
>>24537872
Just fuck off already, you are not welcome here.
>>24537872
I'm >>24537273
I do browse reddit as well, my fellow intellectual. But I certainly enjoy coming here to see humanity at its lowest just for chuckles.
My favorite subreddits are
/r/watchpeopledie
/r/pcmasterrace
/r/mylittlepony
/r/4chan
/r/unexpectedjihad
/r/wtf
and of course
/r/athiesm
>>24537165
This has to be bait, it's way too perfect.
REEEEEEEEEE GET OUT YOUR KIND ISN'T ALLOWED HERE REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24537165
what are your main subs? I browse r/news and r/funny mostly
>>24538030
>falling for this tier of bait
>>24537872
You're wasting your time. Nobody on /r9k/ wants to be helped. This board is frequented by the worst human garbage in existence, far beyond help.
>>24538036
I am usually on r/atheism, r/4chan or r/montageparodies
*tips*
ITT: Reddit tells reddit to fuck off back to reddit
>>24537872
Because you claim to be slightly overweight at 5'4", 240 lbs.
Because you assume that you're in a position to "help" and share wisdom with /r9k/ users. That's very condescending and insulting.
>>24538156
get the fuck back to 9gag with your shitty outdated smegma dripping, asshole gaping, wrectal parasitic post.
I come here cuz the folk here can be p humorous.
>>24537165
>tfw fuck redditors out of literally hundreds of dollars a month
The only decent sub is r/ffxiv tbqh fammo
Whats it like being a kek?
>>24538230
>undertale r34
shiiiit you degenerates sure are quick
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>>24537872
Tell me fellow redditor, what the hell is going on with /r/4chan? Why is it showing up as private?
>>24538289
I didnt play the game but id fuck the goat bitch.
>>24537165
>5'4
>brony
>240lbs
Fuck, I'd love to see the land whales and fuggos you snagged