Women who are into childrens shit give off such a depressing vibe. I'm a NEET hikki college dropout but being around them is infinitely sadder than being around me.

>>24536998
Yes
No, I truly believe they will kill me if I treat them unkindly. I cannot get rid of them or I'll be murdered . every night I kiss them and place then properly on my bed and fall asleep anxiously

>>24537026
why would you keep them if they terrify you

My gf loves disney and is a bit of a womanchild. He is almost done with her bachelor's in psychology and has never had a job. She gets upset when I don't have sex with her 3 times a day or more on every day I see her which is around 5 days a week.

>>24536998
yes and no. I just have one that i've had since I was a kid. I have really bad insomnia and I've slept with him ever since I was a kid, so holding him helps.

>>24537910
>She gets upset when I don't have sex with her 3 times a day or more on every day I see her which is around 5 days a week.

I know some virgins here will say this is bait, but it is true.

It seems like the more of a loser a girl is, the more she demands sex. And yes, it does actually get tiresome.

>>24537064
Are you a fucking idiot? Obviously they'll come back and get revenge. The only correct answer is to "lovingly" pass it on to someone else

>>24536998
>1. do you have stuffed animals on your bed?
No

>it seems like every girl who still has stuffed animals on her bed rubs her vagina on them
What

Learn to keep fantasy separated from reality

no but I have masturbated with an electric toothbrush

>I used to wear an assload of bracelets to hide my SI scars
>Manager at work tries to get me to remove it
>vehemently refuse
>threatens to fire me
>call her bluff
>that bracelet stays on, or you'll have bigger issues then the bracelet
>she processes why I won't take it off
>gets all sad
>I'm a dude

>>24537910
My first thought was that she sounds sweet but honestly it probably got old before long.

>has never had a job
>bachelor's in psychology
Doesn't look like that's going to change any time soon, then.

>>24536998
Yes, three. I have never rubbed my vagina on them. I masturbate normally.

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>>24538014
>not wearing an arm bandage and claiming muscle pain

>>24536998

She's cute, but that's not not a sufficient amount of soft toys to make a boasting picture about.

>>24537014
This is funny have a (you), pal

>>24538896
is there any toy that arent designated?
fill us in about your random toys

>1.
no, but i have one i keep stored somewhere (wherever space arrangements allow) as it was important to me as a child.

>2.
that's gross.

>>24538005
who hasn't

I've got a few yes. I've never done anything sexual with them though, but I've pretended the biggest one was a guy and fallen asleep in its arms.

>>24538014
Only attention whores cut their arms where everyone will see it.

You got what you wanted, fag.

>>24539026
>you still arent her boytoy
>she wont give you an emergency call for sex

im ready 99% of the time, promise

>>24539377
"i know, you do posses those skills though, its an abstract feel to speak to you in 2 different threads

nice dubs

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>>24536998
>1. do you have stuffed animals on your bed?
Yes, a couple
>2. if yes, have you ever rubbed your vagina (either directly or through clothes) on your stuffed animals for sexual pleasure?
I would never do such a disgusting lewd act to my innocent stuffed animal

As a child I had a stuffed animal on my bed, but now that I am older he sits on a display shelf next to a photograph of my parents on their wedding day.

I would never have used a stuffed animal for that. It's repulsive to me.

>>24539538
>tfw not having my own Dane to love every day

im no stalker!

>>24537014
Better than collecting anime figurines