>tfw people seem to find your facebook statuses and snapchats funny
>they never want to hang out when you message them
no friends for 5 years
IMaybe they are intimidated by your sense of humor op?
Why do you blame them? It starts with you, OP.
>old friend says he misses me
>never wants to hang out and stops texting me
oh
thanks
>>24537005
I'm not, I just don't understand.
There is nothing to understand or to be confused about. If they were your friends the wouldn't do that. Don't dwell on it. If your wondering why I'm responding weirdly, it's because I'm a newfag.
People would rather talk about the weather with someone attractive than talk about an actual interesting topic with someone who's subhuman, regardless of their tendency to claim to want to find someone they can talk about science, art, and philosophy all night. It's all made up bullshit they use to try to get ahead socially.
>>24537555
but im human too
>>24536905
>post a status
>''lol anon, we need to chill''
>message them to set up a date
>''alright anon, ill work something out. I'll let you know when I find out my schedule''
>''Okay cool, I'm available at X times just so you know''
>never get a response
>later see pictures she posted of her and her friends at the bar
Every fucking time