It must be nice to be a woman and get your sexual needs satisfied whenever you desire.
Yea but then your entire life would have no meaning past bearing children. Is that what you really want OP?
>>24536680
>Yea but then your entire life would have no meaning past bearing children
Says who?
>>24536661
>be a woman and get your sexual needs satisfied whenever you desire
What makes you think that?
>woman
>satisfied
top kek
even Chad's 9" dick isn't enough for her
>>24536661
>tfw boys never hit on you
>tfw haven't had sex in 2 monhts
>tfw no bf
some of us have standards, OP
>>24536780
>Basing your self-worth on the opinions of others
>Letting your sex drive control you
Let me know when you get to 3 years of no sex.
>>24536780
at least you've had sex
>>24536780
2 fucking months?! Poor baby...
>>24536661
>>24536661
>tfw sexual dysfunction and have to get myself off despite bf desperate efforts.
>2 monhts
thanks for proving op's point
>want to have passionate sex with the love of my life
>no bf
You can do that right now. Everybody can. Don't tell your satisfaction of those needs depends on another person...
>>24536780
>2 months
are you joking, cunt?
>>24536661
>26
>still a virgin
great meme OP. well memed.
>>24536937
>>24538412
>>24538503
Yo 2 months is a long time. I went 4 months once. Not to mention the first 18 years of my life.
>it's been over 3 months now
>have PIED so no point in even trying
>try to quit fapping but keep failing miserably because doubt I'll even get laid if my cawk ever recovered
I satisfy my sexual needs with my hands whenever I desire. Are you a retard OP?
>long distance relationship due to being overseas
>don't like the idea of cheating, but did it anyway
>won't do it again here
Yeah, chicks have it easy brobot. It'll be a while before I get laid again, unless I decide to be unloyal.
>>24538573
Sub-retard apparently. Retards excel at jerkin it.
>>24538555
the fuck is PIED
>>24538555
>Yo 2 months is a long time. I went 4 months once.
>>24538555
>>24536780
even though this is likely bait i got legitimately angry from reading this because i know girls who think this way.
>>24536661
>implying a man cant just see a prostitute and be satisified
>>24538555
So you've gone a total of 18 and a half years of no sexual activity. Boo fucking hoo, suck it up and go 25+ years like the rest of us.
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Female-Masturbation-3327/f/Crossing-legs.htm
>females have been having powerful full body orgasms since childhood
>discreetly in public
>no mess
>>24538678
I don't see why it matters, Yeah I had a gf who I fucked daily for almost 2 years, but now I'm back on my ass with nothing, so it's the same shit to me.
If you're broke, you're broke, your ass is on the streets, it doesn't matter if you had money yesterday. And right now, I have no income and no investments.
>>24538449
Exactly this. :(
Too anxious to get a bf.
>>24536661
>whenever you desire.
You are absolutley cluesless.
a man can jack off
and cum in a minute flat
dont deny it, it may not be an actual minute, but you can finsih easliy
easy relief
but a chick is not the same,
they have to like get in the mood. some women have been out of that mood for so long they cannot be brought to orgasm outside of a clinical procedure
and thats just jerking off (a term I deem:unisex, fucking women.)
Brass tax tho, you are referencing the idea a bitch can get sex easy, truth, truth.
Really.
But you only >implied
but you said
>needs satisfied
>satisfied
That is so fucking hard for women.
Most "Chads" can fuck a women to orgasm.
REALLY
YES THAT MEANS YOU TOO YOU SNARKY FUCK WITH >MUH GF ANECDOTE
I DIGRESS
OP, YOU ARE A FAGGOT
I've got a girl I talk to a lot and who wants to have sex with me but I'm too scared to do it ..
>>24538709
trying to be absolutely still and quiet doesn't sound very fun
>>24538769
>Comparing busting a nut to actual sex.
Sounds kinda like a neckbeard saying his daki is just as good as a real woman. Pretty fucking stupid.
>>24536661
my desperate alcoholic obese unemployed NEET boyfriend has a small dick and erectile dysfunction
>>24536780
>haven't had sex in 2 monhts
wow such a long time, fucking normie
>>24538881
Please stick something up your well cleaned, lube yet improperly stretched ass
tell me you wouldn't get more
>needs satisfied
Its easier for men to be satisfied
OP's thread is moot (rip big ups and praise be)
>>24538939
like imagine.
really imagine
getting a dick shoved into you.
>Comparing busting a nut to actual sex.
One actually has a good chance of bring a women to ORGASM, WHICH IN DOING SO MAY SATISFY HER
This goddamn board, with its angst
but curse those whom feed it
for we are eternally dependent.
>>24538939
men cum faster but women cum better
although women often don't cum from that sex they get so easily, so it about evens about to be honest with you family
>>24538866
I'm sure it's fun when you're having an orgasm while eyefucking Chad.
>>24538983
Chad doesn't need to give his bitches orgasms.
>>24538980
>so it about evens about to be honest with you family
here's where we meet.
I'm glad we can agree.
>men cum faster but women cum better
On this point, I advise you literally shove something up your ass, it can feel prettty good.
Investigate your prostate, there is an entire industry around that organ.
>>24538925
cant we help eachother out?:/
>>24536661
Sex ends when the dude cums so a lot of the time she doesn't get to at all
must be nice to be a man and get your sexual needs satisfied whenever you have sex
>>24539003
>CHAD_NOT_SO_TOUGH_AFTER_BEING_DUMPED.jpg
listen asshole, he'll get dumped (unless he's rich, amirite???!?!) and you can get dumped too for the same reason.
NO ANON, YOU ARE THE CHAD
>>24539035
what are you on about, m8
>>24536735
Me. It's a fact.
>>24539076
just a bit?
what about your job?
>>24539177
>8 years
How do you cope? I'm on 3 years but the desire for intimacy is starting to seriously affect my psyche. I can't sleep at night because the desire of wanting to simply hold someone is too great.
>>24539268
Not her butmy catsleeps next to me.
24v single 5y
>>24539177
i knew its you!
damn, i recognize your writing style
love you :)
>>24539268
Btk is always an option
>>24539352
can i be anyone else than myself?
how are you?
>>24538769
Exactly. I bet if most of this board suddenly turned into women sex or getting of won't be so "nice" anymore.
>>24538671
Prostitutes cost money, and you run the risk of getting arrested.
Getting dick from literally any guy for free is not comparable
>>24536780
>no sex in 2 months
biggest bait ever
>>24538769
>Most "Chads" can fuck a women to orgasm.
You know nothing, anon.
>>24538735
I'm 31 years old. Until recently I hadn't had sex in 10 years.
I always find it hilarious how people on this board hiss and boo at me for 'not being a true robot'. Especially considering the majority of people here are 18-20 years old.
You think it's bad to not have had sex in the short time span since you became sexually mature when you're currently 18?
Fuck you.
>>24536735
it's true you idiot
